| 作曲 : 舜天齐 | |
| 作词 : 舜天齐 | |
| 编曲：舜天齐 | |
| 小强为了寻找梦中伴侣一路往西去 | |
| 这日经过兰亭镇 | |
| 见有人耍猴戏 | |
| 那人说他这猴会说人话不信你来听 | |
| 总之在家靠父母出门靠打拼 | |
| 耍猴人：(来给大家整两句) | |
| 猴：（在家靠父母 出门靠打拼 | |
| 有钱的这边儿请没钱的一边儿去......） | |
| 虽然表演不俗可是小强怎么也忍不住 | |
| 已是饥肠辘辘的他找到一家馒头铺 | |
| 一气儿吃了七八五六连他自己也没有数 | |
| 就已经被噎住，好象是受了不少苦 | |
| 这时身后一只美丽秀手递来半碗醋 | |
| 事罢小强施礼道谢忽然心跳加速 | |
| 看他嘴象被缝住 | |
| 战小露：（你怎么了） | |
| 腿象水泥柱 | |
| 小强：（没事，可能是刚才吃多了，休息一会儿就好了，谢谢你哈，） | |
| 战小露：（那你先休息一下，我要先走了，再见） | |
| 小强：（哦。。。。。。。，我那个。。。。。嗳这个......没事！！没 事！！再见哈） | |
| 原来这位姑娘来自岳阳名叫战小露 | |
| 正巧打醋经过见他被噎所以来相助 | |
| 被那温暖的笑容善良的帮助深深的鼓舞 | |
| （回想战小露，没事就好，再见） | |
| 小强也要日后路见不平拔刀相助 | |
| 走吧往西一路风景别提多美丽， | |
| 前方张果老正杀驴去皮要做肉生意 | |
| 书里都说他象阿凡提那样的爱毛驴 | |
| 小强心中不解便去问他为什么要杀驴 | |
| 张果老无奈的对着小强摇头又叹气 | |
| 本来我还有些存款可被小蜜卷了去 | |
| 看你年纪不大对女人可千万别太信 | |
| 关于毛驴的事，你到那边去问阿凡提 | |
| 阿凡提：（嗳，朋友，正宗正宗的新疆烤驴，来几个） | |
| 小强：（你这厮为什么不卖烤羊肉呢） | |
| 阿凡提：（嗳。。。驴肉好卖嘛，明白吗） | |
| 小强忽然有种说不出的感觉在心里 | |
| 小驴驮着他们走东闯西着实不容易 | |
| 既逗他们开了心，又卖尽了苦力 | |
| 最后他们的感谢竟然会是， 卸磨杀驴 | |
| 不知不觉小强已走进了白云城里 | |
| 面对飞楼插空，雕甍绣栏，青水流不息 | |
| 流穿沼池吊楼虹桥，耀炫了满街的美女 | |
| 小强不禁感慨中国文明早就已成形 | |
| 那就四处走走到处看看 | |
| 嗳，有人喊救命 | |
| 单说呼叫声来自一名歌妓 | |
| 她卖艺不卖身，不让**非礼 | |
| 那**号称半仙还算有些小名气 | |
| 他买通老鸨说这女子有邪魔附体 | |
| 然后嘘吹自己头顶大仙帮他来清理 | |
| 先宽了自己的衣然后把手伸过去 | |
| 小强一个箭步飞身而上一把封住了**的领 | |
| 你说你头………………上顶的是什……么神灵 | |
| 我看你***头上该是顶着西门庆 | |
| 你们这些人的良心都被狗吃了下去 | |
| 就不怕遭报应不怕我抽你的筋 | |
| 不怕砸碎你骨头抽出你肠子 | |
| 撕烂你的皮 | |
| 给我滚，给我滚出去 | |
| 老鸨一块儿滚出去 | |
| 小强：（姑娘既然烈性，又何故偷生青楼） | |
| 歌技：（壮士有所不知，我来这里是为了寻找我失散已久的姐姐 | |
| 因花光了身上的盘缠，所以在街头卖唱 | |
| 这老鸨知道后说他能帮我找到姐姐 | |
| 便带我来了这儿 | |
| --------壮士小心啊） | |
| 我~~~` | |
| 姑娘， 壮士，我这里半只玉镯 | |
| 另外一半在我姐姐那儿 | |
| 如果有一天你遇到了那半只玉镯的主人 | |
| 请你告诉她，她的妹妹好想她！ | |
| 姑娘！ | |
| 姑娘.......... | |
| 呜........... | |
| 监制：宁静 | |
| 录音、混音、制作：舜天齐 | |
| 配音 | |
| 耍猴人：白铁军 | |
| 猴：白铁军 | |
| 战小露：黄穗 | |
| 歌妓：谷雨 | |
| 阿凡提：谷雷 |
| zuo qu : shun tian qi | |
| zuo ci : shun tian qi | |
| bian qu: shun tian qi | |
| xiao qiang wei le xun zhao meng zhong ban lv yi lu wang xi qu | |
| zhe ri jing guo lan ting zhen | |
| jian you ren shua hou xi | |
| na ren shuo ta zhe hou hui shuo ren hua bu xin ni lai ting | |
| zong zhi zai jia kao fu mu chu men kao da pin | |
| shua hou ren: lai gei da jia zheng liang ju | |
| hou: zai jia kao fu mu chu men kao da pin | |
| you qian de zhe bian r qing mei qian de yi bian er qu...... | |
| sui ran biao yan bu su ke shi xiao qiang zen me ye ren bu zhu | |
| yi shi ji chang lu lu de ta zhao dao yi jia man tou pu | |
| yi qi er chi le qi ba wu liu lian ta zi ji ye mei you shu | |
| jiu yi jing bei ye zhu, hao xiang shi shou liao bu shao ku | |
| zhe shi shen hou yi zhi mei li xiu shou di lai ban wan cu | |
| shi ba xiao qiang shi li dao xie hu ran xin tiao jia su | |
| kan ta zui xiang bei feng zhu | |
| zhan xiao lu: ni zen me le | |
| tui xiang shui ni zhu | |
| xiao qiang: mei shi, ke neng shi gang cai chi duo le, xiu xi yi hui er jiu hao le, xie xie ni ha, | |
| zhan xiao lu: na ni xian xiu xi yi xia, wo yao xian zou le, zai jian | |
| xiao qiang: o......., wo na ge..... ai zhe ge...... mei shi!! mei shi!! zai jian ha | |
| yuan lai zhe wei gu niang lai zi yue yang ming jiao zhan xiao lu | |
| zheng qiao da cu jing guo jian ta bei ye suo yi lai xiang zhu | |
| bei na wen nuan de xiao rong shan liang de bang zhu shen shen de gu wu | |
| hui xiang zhan xiao lu, mei shi jiu hao, zai jian | |
| xiao qiang ye yao ri hou lu jian bu ping ba dao xiang zhu | |
| zou ba wang xi yi lu feng jing bie ti duo mei li, | |
| qian fang zhang guo lao zheng sha lv qu pi yao zuo rou sheng yi | |
| shu li dou shuo ta xiang a fan ti na yang de ai mao lv | |
| xiao qiang xin zhong bu jie bian qu wen ta wei shi me yao sha lv | |
| zhang guo lao wu nai de dui zhe xiao qiang yao tou you tan qi | |
| ben lai wo hai you xie cun kuan ke bei xiao mi juan le qu | |
| kan ni nian ji bu da dui nv ren ke qian wan bie tai xin | |
| guan yu mao lv de shi, ni dao na bian qu wen a fan ti | |
| a fan ti: ai, peng you, zheng zong zheng zong de xin jiang kao lv, lai ji ge | |
| xiao qiang: ni zhe si wei shi me bu mai kao yang rou ne | |
| a fan ti: ai... lv rou hao mai ma, ming bai ma | |
| xiao qiang hu ran you zhong shuo bu chu de gan jue zai xin li | |
| xiao lv tuo zhe ta men zou dong chuang xi zhuo shi bu rong yi | |
| ji dou ta men kai le xin, you mai jin le ku li | |
| zui hou ta men de gan xie jing ran hui shi, xie mo sha lv | |
| bu zhi bu jue xiao qiang yi zou jin le bai yun cheng li | |
| mian dui fei lou cha kong, diao meng xiu lan, qing shui liu bu xi | |
| liu chuan zhao chi diao lou hong qiao, yao xuan le man jie de mei nv | |
| xiao qiang bu jin gan kai zhong guo wen ming zao jiu yi cheng xing | |
| na jiu si chu zou zou dao chu kan kan | |
| ai, you ren han jiu ming | |
| dan shuo hu jiao sheng lai zi yi ming ge ji | |
| ta mai yi bu mai shen, bu rang fei li | |
| na hao cheng ban xian hai suan you xie xiao ming qi | |
| ta mai tong lao bao shuo zhe nv zi you xie mo fu ti | |
| ran hou xu chui zi ji tou ding da xian bang ta lai qing li | |
| xian kuan le zi ji de yi ran hou ba shou shen guo qu | |
| xiao qiang yi ge jian bu fei shen er shang yi ba feng zhu le de ling | |
| ni shuo ni tou shang ding de shi shen me shen ling | |
| wo kan ni tou shang gai shi ding zhe xi men qing | |
| ni men zhei xie ren de liang xin dou bei gou chi le xia qu | |
| jiu bu pa zao bao ying bu pa wo chou ni de jin | |
| bu pa za sui ni gu tou chou chu ni chang zi | |
| si lan ni de pi | |
| gei wo gun, gei wo gun chu qu | |
| lao bao yi kuai er gun chu qu | |
| xiao qiang: gu niang ji ran lie xing, you he gu tou sheng qing lou | |
| ge ji: zhuang shi you suo bu zhi, wo lai zhe li shi wei le xun zhao wo shi san yi jiu de jie jie | |
| yin hua guang le shen shang de pan chan, suo yi zai jie tou mai chang | |
| zhe lao bao zhi dao hou shuo ta neng bang wo zhao dao jie jie | |
| bian dai wo lai le zhe er | |
| zhuang shi xiao xin a | |
| wo | |
| gu niang, zhuang shi, wo zhe li ban zhi yu zhuo | |
| ling wai yi ban zai wo jie jie na er | |
| ru guo you yi tian ni yu dao le na ban zhi yu zhuo de zhu ren | |
| qing ni gao su ta, ta de mei mei hao xiang ta! | |
| gu niang! | |
| gu niang.......... | |
| wu........... | |
| jian zhi: ning jing | |
| lu yin hun yin zhi zuo: shun tian qi | |
| pei yin | |
| shua hou ren: bai tie jun | |
| hou: bai tie jun | |
| zhan xiao lu: huang sui | |
| ge ji: gu yu | |
| a fan ti: gu lei |
| zuò qǔ : shùn tiān qí | |
| zuò cí : shùn tiān qí | |
| biān qǔ: shùn tiān qí | |
| xiǎo qiáng wèi le xún zhǎo mèng zhōng bàn lǚ yí lù wǎng xī qù | |
| zhè rì jīng guò lán tíng zhèn | |
| jiàn yǒu rén shuǎ hóu xì | |
| nà rén shuō tā zhè hóu huì shuō rén huà bù xìn nǐ lái tīng | |
| zǒng zhī zài jiā kào fù mǔ chū mén kào dǎ pīn | |
| shuǎ hóu rén: lái gěi dà jiā zhěng liǎng jù | |
| hóu: zài jiā kào fù mǔ chū mén kào dǎ pīn | |
| yǒu qián de zhè biān r qǐng méi qián de yī biān ér qù...... | |
| suī rán biǎo yǎn bù sú kě shì xiǎo qiáng zěn me yě rěn bú zhù | |
| yǐ shì jī cháng lù lù de tā zhǎo dào yī jiā mán tou pù | |
| yī qì ér chī le qī bā wǔ liù lián tā zì jǐ yě méi yǒu shù | |
| jiù yǐ jīng bèi yē zhù, hǎo xiàng shì shòu liǎo bù shǎo kǔ | |
| zhè shí shēn hòu yì zhī měi lì xiù shǒu dì lái bàn wǎn cù | |
| shì bà xiǎo qiáng shī lǐ dào xiè hū rán xīn tiào jiā sù | |
| kàn tā zuǐ xiàng bèi fèng zhù | |
| zhàn xiǎo lù: nǐ zěn me le | |
| tuǐ xiàng shuǐ ní zhù | |
| xiǎo qiáng: méi shì, kě néng shì gāng cái chī duō le, xiū xī yī huì ér jiù hǎo le, xiè xiè nǐ hā, | |
| zhàn xiǎo lù: nà nǐ xiān xiū xī yī xià, wǒ yào xiān zǒu le, zài jiàn | |
| xiǎo qiáng: ó......., wǒ nà gè..... āi zhè gè...... méi shì!! méi shì!! zài jiàn hā | |
| yuán lái zhè wèi gū niáng lái zì yuè yáng míng jiào zhàn xiǎo lù | |
| zhèng qiǎo dǎ cù jīng guò jiàn tā bèi yē suǒ yǐ lái xiāng zhù | |
| bèi nà wēn nuǎn de xiào róng shàn liáng de bāng zhù shēn shēn de gǔ wǔ | |
| huí xiǎng zhàn xiǎo lù, méi shì jiù hǎo, zài jiàn | |
| xiǎo qiáng yě yào rì hòu lù jiàn bù píng bá dāo xiāng zhù | |
| zǒu ba wǎng xī yí lù fēng jǐng bié tí duō měi lì, | |
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| shū lǐ dōu shuō tā xiàng a fán tí nà yàng de ài máo lǘ | |
| xiǎo qiáng xīn zhōng bù jiě biàn qù wèn tā wèi shí me yào shā lǘ | |
| zhāng guǒ lǎo wú nài de duì zhe xiǎo qiáng yáo tóu yòu tàn qì | |
| běn lái wǒ hái yǒu xiē cún kuǎn kě bèi xiǎo mì juǎn le qù | |
| kàn nǐ nián jì bù dà duì nǚ rén kě qiān wàn bié tài xìn | |
| guān yú máo lǘ de shì, nǐ dào nà biān qù wèn a fán tí | |
| a fán tí: āi, péng yǒu, zhèng zōng zhèng zōng de xīn jiāng kǎo lǘ, lái jǐ gè | |
| xiǎo qiáng: nǐ zhè sī wèi shí me bù mài kǎo yáng ròu ne | |
| a fán tí: āi... lǘ ròu hǎo mài ma, míng bái ma | |
| xiǎo qiáng hū rán yǒu zhǒng shuō bu chū de gǎn jué zài xīn lǐ | |
| xiǎo lǘ tuó zhe tā men zǒu dōng chuǎng xī zhuó shí bù róng yì | |
| jì dòu tā men kāi le xīn, yòu mài jǐn le kǔ lì | |
| zuì hòu tā men de gǎn xiè jìng rán huì shì, xiè mò shā lǘ | |
| bù zhī bù jué xiǎo qiáng yǐ zǒu jìn le bái yún chéng lǐ | |
| miàn duì fēi lóu chā kōng, diāo méng xiù lán, qīng shuǐ liú bù xī | |
| liú chuān zhǎo chí diào lóu hóng qiáo, yào xuàn le mǎn jiē de měi nǚ | |
| xiǎo qiáng bù jīn gǎn kǎi zhōng guó wén míng zǎo jiù yǐ chéng xíng | |
| nà jiù sì chù zǒu zǒu dào chù kàn kàn | |
| āi, yǒu rén hǎn jiù mìng | |
| dān shuō hū jiào shēng lái zì yī míng gē jì | |
| tā mài yì bù mài shēn, bù ràng fēi lǐ | |
| nà hào chēng bàn xiān hái suàn yǒu xiē xiǎo míng qì | |
| tā mǎi tōng lǎo bǎo shuō zhè nǚ zǐ yǒu xié mó fù tǐ | |
| rán hòu xū chuī zì jǐ tóu dǐng dà xiān bāng tā lái qīng lǐ | |
| xiān kuān le zì jǐ de yī rán hòu bǎ shǒu shēn guò qù | |
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| sī làn nǐ de pí | |
| gěi wǒ gǔn, gěi wǒ gǔn chū qù | |
| lǎo bǎo yí kuài ér gǔn chū qù | |
| xiǎo qiáng: gū niáng jì rán liè xìng, yòu hé gù tōu shēng qīng lóu | |
| gē jì: zhuàng shì yǒu suǒ bù zhī, wǒ lái zhè lǐ shì wèi le xún zhǎo wǒ shī sàn yǐ jiǔ de jiě jie | |
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| zhè lǎo bǎo zhī dào hòu shuō tā néng bāng wǒ zhǎo dào jiě jie | |
| biàn dài wǒ lái le zhè ér | |
| zhuàng shì xiǎo xīn a | |
| wǒ | |
| gū niáng, zhuàng shì, wǒ zhè lǐ bàn zhǐ yù zhuó | |
| lìng wài yī bàn zài wǒ jiě jie nà ér | |
| rú guǒ yǒu yì tiān nǐ yù dào le nà bàn zhǐ yù zhuó de zhǔ rén | |
| qǐng nǐ gào sù tā, tā de mèi mei hǎo xiǎng tā! | |
| gū niáng! | |
| gū niáng.......... | |
| wū........... | |
| jiān zhì: níng jìng | |
| lù yīn hùn yīn zhì zuò: shùn tiān qí | |
| pèi yīn | |
| shuǎ hóu rén: bái tiě jūn | |
| hóu: bái tiě jūn | |
| zhàn xiǎo lù: huáng suì | |
| gē jì: gǔ yǔ | |
| a fán tí: gǔ léi |
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