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Black frames to stare out |
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Mod lang slang to wear out |
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Scoff at squares in sweaters |
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Ho, Ho, Ho, we're so much better |
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Used is the new black |
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Downloads are the new crack |
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Mocking carols that we hate |
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Damn, it's easy being great |
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So to hell with Holiday romantics |
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December is for cynics |
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December is for critics |
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Let's get high on art supplies and hibernate |
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December is for cynics |
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Damn, it's too easy being great |
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I brought you a bottle of wine full |
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Of flowers and this vinyl |
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I know we both made it clear |
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No stupid presents this year |
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But snopes.com said if you play |
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Strawberry fields the wrong way |
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You can hear Lennon's ghost say |
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"Slacol eht dellik lhad nov e." |
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So to hell with Holiday romantics |
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December is for cynics |
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December is for critics |
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Let's go buy some take out and hibernate |
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December is for cynics |
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Damn, it's too easy being great |
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So to hell with Holiday romantics |
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December is for cynics |
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December is for critics |
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Let's just try to sleep late and hibernate |
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December is for cynics |
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Damn, it's too easy being great |
|
So to hell with Holiday romantics |
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December is for cynics |
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December is for critics |
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Let's get by on Nyquil and hibernate |
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December is for cynics |
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Damn, it's too easy being great |