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[verse 1]Driving with a yellow dog, |
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I95He's got a smile on his face and big shiny eyes |
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Up at a decent hour, never ate yet |
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Got a little |
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Johnny Cash in the ol' tape deck |
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Nothing in the trunk but some base ball gloves |
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A pair of jumper cables and a set of golf clubs |
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Blanket on the back seat, we're in rough shape |
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Sunroof held on with a bit of duct tape |
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Looking for a gas station, better make a list |
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Fill'er up with regular, |
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I need to take a piss |
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Sexy girl air freshener, snacks and that pinwheel |
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Top up the fluids, clean the bugs off the windshield |
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Not a care in the world, not a how and a why |
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No destination, not a cloud in the sky |
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Back on the road not a moment too soon |
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Dish ran away with some other spoon[chorus x2] |
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Wicked and wierd, |
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I'm a road hog with an old dog |
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Singing slow songs, tryin'a hold on |
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Wicked and wierd, |
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I'm a rat fish |
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Tryin'a practice doin' back flips on your mattress[verse 2] |
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Hole in the muffler, ghosts on the shoulder |
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Cough drops, loose change in the beverage holder |
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To roll down the window, you gotta use a wrench |
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Been thinking about brushing up on my french |
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Right there in the glove box, if you should look |
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You'll find 40 parking tickets and a copy of the |
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Good BookDon't bother looking, you'll never find me |
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I'm starting from scratch and leaving trouble behind me[chorus x2] |
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Wicked and wierd, |
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I'm a road hog with an old dog |
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Singing slow songs, tryin'a hold on |
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Wicked and wierd, |
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I'm a rat fish |
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Tryin'a practice doin' back flips on your mattress |
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Wicked, wicked, wicked and weird[verse 3] |
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Christ Almighty, there's a rattle in the wheel well |
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Dog fell asleep and man, |
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I don't feel well- |