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Another bride, another June |
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Another sunny honeymoon |
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Another season, another reason |
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For making whoopee |
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A lot of shoes, a lot of rice |
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The groom is nervous, he answers twice |
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Its really killing |
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That he's so willing to make whoopee |
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Now picture a little love nest |
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Down where the roses cling |
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Picture the same sweet love nest |
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Think what a year can bring, yes |
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He's washing dishes and baby clothes |
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He's so ambitious he even sews |
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But don't forget folks, |
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Thats what you get folks, for making whoopee |
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Another year, maybe less |
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What's this I hear? Well, can't you guess? |
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She feels neglected, and he's suspected |
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Of making whoopee |
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Yeah, she sits alone, |
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Most every night |
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He doesn't phone, he doesn't write |
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He says he's busy, |
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But she says, 'Is he?' |
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He's making whoopee |
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Now he doesn't make much money |
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Only five thousand per |
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Some judge who thinks he's funny |
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Says, 'You'll pay six to her.' |
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He says, 'Now judge, suppose I fail?' |
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Judge say, 'Budge. Right into jail. |
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You'd better keep her. I think it's cheaper |
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Than making whoopee.' |
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Yes, yeah, you better keep her |
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Daddy, I think it's cheaper |
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Then making whoopee |