| Song | Emperor's Main Course In Cantonese |
| Artist | Kid Koala |
| Album | Chinese Room |
| Most of those who believe they should stop, | |
| find it very difficult to do so | |
| They find it's become a deeply ingrained habit, | |
| a habit they can't change just because they want to | |
| I know about these things because I've been through them | |
| We invite you now to listen and we wish you every success | |
| However, as a beginner it's best to just kill everyone as fast as you can by using the pump iron | |
| [Cantonese sampling] | |
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| [Cantonese sampling] |