wan mei ren sheng

完美人生
wan mei ren sheng Lyrics

Song 完美人生
Artist 蚂蚁脚印
Artist 杨竹青
Artist 曹小欠
Album 原创音乐剧《秋裤和擀面杖》
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[00:00.000] 作曲 : 李猛
[00:00.133] 作词 : 李猛
[0:00:400] 编曲 许昊柯
[0:01:400] 妈妈:这钱呀就是这样一点一滴省出来的你应该对未来有所规划!
[0:10:400] 来来来,听妈给你算笔帐。
[0:10:400] 一度电现在可是6毛钱,
[0:19:400] 热水器用1小时就1度电,
[0:20:400] 100度电就是60元!!
[0:24:400] 电费这么贵你平时还不省着点儿?你一个月才挣多少钱??
[0:31:400] 还有这灯!这灯开一盏就能看见,为什么要开两盏呢?
[0:37:400] 沐馨:妈,停电了吗?
[0:40:400] 妈妈:哎呦,对不起,关错啦!
[0:45:400] 沐馨:我。。妈我真服了你了!
[0:48:400] 妈妈:这好日子都是规划出来的!
[0:50:400] 记得
[0:50:400] 那年,你已经3岁啦
[0:57:400] 我帮你认真规划今后的生涯
[1:01:400] 开始让你学钢琴跳舞画画
[1:07:400] 每天骑车送你上课接你回家
[1:13:400] 小学时你的作业我每天检查
[1:18:400] 上辅导班但功课咱不能落下
[1:23:400] 邻居都说我是个明智的妈妈
[1:29:400] 让孩子在起跑线就能超过人家
[1:34:400] (沐馨:可是我后来学习也不怎么样啊。。
[1:37:400] 妈妈:你也就是数学差一点儿)
[1:40:400] 20多岁时找个稳定的工作
[1:45:400] 之后再找个优秀的男人成家
[1:50:400] 30岁时孩子满地跑叫着爸爸妈妈
[1:55:400] 你就会知道什么是幸福啦
[1:59:400] 沐馨:OH..MY..GOD…
[2:01:400] 40岁时你已经是单位的小领导
[2:05:400] 在家里也是上有老下有小
[2:10:400] 这是人生的规律你逃脱不了
[2:15:400] 到时候你会觉得这样真的很好
[2:20:400] 50岁你就会经常用到你的医保
[2:24:400] 那时你就会知道它的重要
[2:28:400] 60岁你就会有老年证和公园年票
[2:33:400] 还有退休金会一直陪你到老
[2:37:400] 七八十岁的时候你回头一瞧
[2:42:400] 这样完美的一生太美好
[2:46:400] 你会为这个规划感到骄傲
[2:50:400] 庆幸一切早已都被你算计到
[2:56:400] 妈妈:这样的未来真的很好因为看的到
[3:00:400] 沐馨:这样的未来真的不好因为看的到
[3:03:400] 妈妈:它有条不紊
[3:05:400] 沐馨:它毫无意外
[3:08:400] 妈妈:这是美好!
[3:03:400] 沐馨:这是煎熬!
[3:09:400] 妈妈:我这是为你好!你怎么就看不到?!
[3:11:400] 沐馨:你的为我好,让我好想逃
[3:14:400] 妈妈:看不到!看不到!看不到!看不到!
[3:14:400] 沐馨:好想逃!好想逃!好想逃!好想逃!
[00:00.000] zuo qu : li meng
[00:00.133] zuo ci : li meng
[0:00:400] bian qu xu hao ke
[0:01:400] ma ma: zhe qian ya jiu shi zhe yang yi dian yi di sheng chu lai de ni ying gai dui wei lai you suo gui hua!
[0:10:400] lai lai lai, ting ma gei ni suan bi zhang.
[0:10:400] yi du dian xian zai ke shi 6 mao qian,
[0:19:400] re shui qi yong 1 xiao shi jiu 1 du dian,
[0:20:400] 100 du dian jiu shi 60 yuan!!
[0:24:400] dian fei zhe me gui ni ping shi hai bu xing zhe dian er? ni yi ge yue cai zheng duo shao qian??
[0:31:400] hai you zhe deng! zhe deng kai yi zhan jiu neng kan jian, wei shi me yao kai liang zhan ne?
[0:37:400] mu xin: ma, ting dian le ma?
[0:40:400] ma ma: ai you, dui bu qi, guan cuo la!
[0:45:400] mu xin: wo.. ma wo zhen fu le ni le!
[0:48:400] ma ma: zhe hao ri zi dou shi gui hua chu lai de!
[0:50:400] ji de
[0:50:400] na nian, ni yi jing 3 sui la
[0:57:400] wo bang ni ren zhen gui hua jin hou de sheng ya
[1:01:400] kai shi rang ni xue gang qin tiao wu hua hua
[1:07:400] mei tian qi che song ni shang ke jie ni hui jia
[1:13:400] xiao xue shi ni de zuo ye wo mei tian jian cha
[1:18:400] shang fu dao ban dan gong ke zan bu neng la xia
[1:23:400] lin ju dou shuo wo shi ge ming zhi de ma ma
[1:29:400] rang hai zi zai qi pao xian jiu neng chao guo ren jia
[1:34:400] mu xin: ke shi wo hou lai xue xi ye bu zen me yang a..
[1:37:400] ma ma: ni ye jiu shi shu xue cha yi dian r
[1:40:400] 20 duo sui shi zhao ge wen ding de gong zuo
[1:45:400] zhi hou zai zhao ge you xiu de nan ren cheng jia
[1:50:400] 30 sui shi hai zi man di pao jiao zhe ba ba ma ma
[1:55:400] ni jiu hui zhi dao shen me shi xing fu la
[1:59:400] mu xin: OH.. MY.. GOD
[2:01:400] 40 sui shi ni yi jing shi dan wei de xiao ling dao
[2:05:400] zai jia li ye shi shang you lao xia you xiao
[2:10:400] zhe shi ren sheng de gui lv ni tao tuo bu liao
[2:15:400] dao shi hou ni hui jue de zhe yang zhen de hen hao
[2:20:400] 50 sui ni jiu hui jing chang yong dao ni de yi bao
[2:24:400] na shi ni jiu hui zhi dao ta de zhong yao
[2:28:400] 60 sui ni jiu hui you lao nian zheng he gong yuan nian piao
[2:33:400] hai you tui xiu jin hui yi zhi pei ni dao lao
[2:37:400] qi ba shi sui de shi hou ni hui tou yi qiao
[2:42:400] zhe yang wan mei di yi sheng tai mei hao
[2:46:400] ni hui wei zhe ge gui hua gan dao jiao ao
[2:50:400] qing xing yi qie zao yi dou bei ni suan ji dao
[2:56:400] ma ma: zhe yang de wei lai zhen de hen hao yin wei kan de dao
[3:00:400] mu xin: zhe yang de wei lai zhen de bu hao yin wei kan de dao
[3:03:400] ma ma: ta you tiao bu wen
[3:05:400] mu xin: ta hao wu yi wai
[3:08:400] ma ma: zhe shi mei hao!
[3:03:400] mu xin: zhe shi jian ao!
[3:09:400] ma ma: wo zhe shi wei ni hao! ni zen me jiu kan bu dao?!
[3:11:400] mu xin: ni de wei wo hao, rang wo hao xiang tao
[3:14:400] ma ma: kan bu dao! kan bu dao! kan bu dao! kan bu dao!
[3:14:400] mu xin: hao xiang tao! hao xiang tao! hao xiang tao! hao xiang tao!
[00:00.000] zuò qǔ : lǐ měng
[00:00.133] zuò cí : lǐ měng
[0:00:400] biān qǔ xǔ hào kē
[0:01:400] mā mā: zhè qián ya jiù shì zhè yàng yì diǎn yī dī shěng chū lái de nǐ yīng gāi duì wèi lái yǒu suǒ guī huà!
[0:10:400] lái lái lái, tīng mā gěi nǐ suàn bǐ zhàng.
[0:10:400] yí dù diàn xiàn zài kě shì 6 máo qián,
[0:19:400] rè shuǐ qì yòng 1 xiǎo shí jiù 1 dù diàn,
[0:20:400] 100 dù diàn jiù shì 60 yuán!!
[0:24:400] diàn fèi zhè me guì nǐ píng shí hái bù xǐng zhe diǎn ér? nǐ yí gè yuè cái zhēng duō shǎo qián??
[0:31:400] hái yǒu zhè dēng! zhè dēng kāi yī zhǎn jiù néng kàn jiàn, wèi shí me yào kāi liǎng zhǎn ne?
[0:37:400] mù xīn: mā, tíng diàn le ma?
[0:40:400] mā mā: āi yōu, duì bù qǐ, guān cuò la!
[0:45:400] mù xīn: wǒ.. mā wǒ zhēn fú le nǐ le!
[0:48:400] mā mā: zhè hǎo rì zǐ dōu shì guī huà chū lái de!
[0:50:400] jì de
[0:50:400] nà nián, nǐ yǐ jīng 3 suì la
[0:57:400] wǒ bāng nǐ rèn zhēn guī huà jīn hòu de shēng yá
[1:01:400] kāi shǐ ràng nǐ xué gāng qín tiào wǔ huà huà
[1:07:400] měi tiān qí chē sòng nǐ shàng kè jiē nǐ huí jiā
[1:13:400] xiǎo xué shí nǐ de zuò yè wǒ měi tiān jiǎn chá
[1:18:400] shàng fǔ dǎo bān dàn gōng kè zán bù néng là xià
[1:23:400] lín jū dōu shuō wǒ shì gè míng zhì de mā mā
[1:29:400] ràng hái zi zài qǐ pǎo xiàn jiù néng chāo guò rén jiā
[1:34:400] mù xīn: kě shì wǒ hòu lái xué xí yě bù zěn me yàng a..
[1:37:400] mā mā: nǐ yě jiù shì shù xué chà yī diǎn r
[1:40:400] 20 duō suì shí zhǎo gè wěn dìng de gōng zuò
[1:45:400] zhī hòu zài zhǎo gè yōu xiù de nán rén chéng jiā
[1:50:400] 30 suì shí hái zi mǎn dì pǎo jiào zhe bà bà mā mā
[1:55:400] nǐ jiù huì zhī dào shén me shì xìng fú la
[1:59:400] mù xīn: OH.. MY.. GOD
[2:01:400] 40 suì shí nǐ yǐ jīng shì dān wèi de xiǎo lǐng dǎo
[2:05:400] zài jiā lǐ yě shì shàng yǒu lǎo xià yǒu xiǎo
[2:10:400] zhè shì rén shēng de guī lǜ nǐ táo tuō bù liǎo
[2:15:400] dào shí hòu nǐ huì jué de zhè yàng zhēn de hěn hǎo
[2:20:400] 50 suì nǐ jiù huì jīng cháng yòng dào nǐ de yī bǎo
[2:24:400] nà shí nǐ jiù huì zhī dào tā de zhòng yào
[2:28:400] 60 suì nǐ jiù huì yǒu lǎo nián zhèng hé gōng yuán nián piào
[2:33:400] hái yǒu tuì xiū jīn huì yī zhí péi nǐ dào lǎo
[2:37:400] qī bā shí suì de shí hòu nǐ huí tóu yī qiáo
[2:42:400] zhè yàng wán měi dí yī shēng tài měi hǎo
[2:46:400] nǐ huì wèi zhè gè guī huà gǎn dào jiāo ào
[2:50:400] qìng xìng yī qiè zǎo yǐ dōu bèi nǐ suàn jì dào
[2:56:400] mā mā: zhè yàng de wèi lái zhēn de hěn hǎo yīn wèi kàn de dào
[3:00:400] mù xīn: zhè yàng de wèi lái zhēn de bù hǎo yīn wèi kàn de dào
[3:03:400] mā mā: tā yǒu tiáo bù wěn
[3:05:400] mù xīn: tā háo wú yì wài
[3:08:400] mā mā: zhè shì měi hǎo!
[3:03:400] mù xīn: zhè shì jiān áo!
[3:09:400] mā mā: wǒ zhè shì wèi nǐ hǎo! nǐ zěn me jiù kàn bú dào?!
[3:11:400] mù xīn: nǐ de wèi wǒ hǎo, ràng wǒ hǎo xiǎng táo
[3:14:400] mā mā: kàn bú dào! kàn bú dào! kàn bú dào! kàn bú dào!
[3:14:400] mù xīn: hǎo xiǎng táo! hǎo xiǎng táo! hǎo xiǎng táo! hǎo xiǎng táo!
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