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Verse One: |
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Humpty Hump (Shock G) |
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A'ight, stop whatcha doin' ' |
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Cause I'm about to ruin |
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The image and the style that ya used to. |
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I look funny, |
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But yo, I'm makin' money, see |
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So yo world |
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I hope you're ready for me. |
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Now gather 'round |
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I'm the new fool in town |
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And my sound's laid down by the |
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Underground. |
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I drink up all the |
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Hennessey ya got on ya shelf |
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So just let me introduce myself |
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My name is |
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Humpty, pronounced with a |
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Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how |
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I like to funk thee. |
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And all the rappers in the top ten, please allow me to bump thee. |
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I'm steppin' tall, y'all, |
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And just like |
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Humpty Dumpty |
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You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me. |
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I like to rhyme, |
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I like my beats funky, |
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I'm spunky. |
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I like my oatmeal lumpy. |
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I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack |
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But sometimes |
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I get ridiculous |
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I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice |
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Hey yo fat girl, c'mere - are ya ticklish? |
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Yeah, I called ya fat. |
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Look at me, |
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I'm skinny |
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It never stopped me from gettin' busy |
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I'm a freak |
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I like the girls with the boom |
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I once got busy in a |
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Burger King bathroom |
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I'm crazy. |
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Allow me to amaze thee. |
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They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. |
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I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants |
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And I even got my own dance { |
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Chorus:} The |
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Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump |
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Do the Humpty |
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Hump, come on and do the |
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Humpty Hump |
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Do the Humpty |
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Hump, just watch me do the |
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Humpty Hump |
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Do ya know what |
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I'm doin', doin' the |
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Humpty Hump |
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Do the Humpty |
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Hump, do the |
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Humpty Hump |
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Verse Two: |
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People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'" |
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That's all right 'cause |
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I get things cookin' |
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Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me |
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But ya can't get near me |
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I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, |
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B, All the girls they adore me |
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Oh yes, ladies, |
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I'm really bein' sincere ' |
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Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear. |
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My nose is big, uh-uh |
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I'm not ashamed |
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Big like a pickle, |
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I'm still gettin' paid |
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I get laid by the ladies, ya know |
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I'm in charge, |
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Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large |
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I get stupid, |
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I shoot an arrow like |
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Cupid, I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid |
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I sang on |
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Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it, |
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I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits |
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Also told ya that |
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I like to bite |
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Well, yeah, |
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I guess it's obvious, |
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I also like to write. |
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All ya had to do was give |
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Humpty a chance |
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And now I'm gonna do my dance. { |
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Chorus} Breakdown: |
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Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all |
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Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here |
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Oh, yeah! |
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Now that I told ya a little bit about myself |
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Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance |
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It's real easy to do - check it out |
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Verse Three: |
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First I limp to the side like my leg was broken |
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Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like |
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I was smokin' |
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Crazy wack funky |
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People say "Ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty!" |
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That's all right 'cause my body's in motion |
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It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion |
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Anyone can play this game |
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This is my dance, y'all, |
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Humpty Hump's my name |
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No two people will do it the same |
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Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain |
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Humpin', funkin', jumpin', |
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Jig around, shakin' ya rump, |
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And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump |
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Tell him "Step off, I'm doin' the Hump!" { |
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Chorus} Black people, do the |
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Humpty Hump, do the |
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Humpty Hump |
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White people, do the |
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Humpty Hump, do the |
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Humpty Hump |
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Puerto Ricans, do the |
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Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump |
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Samoans, do the |
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Humpty Hump, do the |
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Humpty Hump |
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Let's get stupid! { |
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Chorus} Oh, yeah, come on and break it down |
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Outro: Once again, the |
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Underground is in the house |
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I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world, |
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Keep on doin' the |
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Humpty Dance, |
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And to all the ladies, |
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Peace and humptiness forever { |
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Music and fade} |
