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Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news |
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That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. |
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ThereSeems to have been some disturbance here. |
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Pardon me, sir, did you see |
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What happened? |
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Yeah, I did. |
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I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here he |
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Come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables |
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Nekkid as a jay bird. |
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And I hollered over t' |
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Ethel, I said, "Don'tLook, Ethel!" |
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But it's too late, she'd already been incensed |
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Here he comes, look at that, look at that |
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There he goes, look at that, look at that |
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And he ain't wearin' no clothes |
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Oh, yes, they call him the |
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StreakLook at that, look at that |
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Fastest thing on two feet |
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Look at that, look at that |
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He's just as proud as he can be |
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Of his anatomy |
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He goin' give us a peek |
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Oh, yes, they call him the |
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StreakLook at that, look at that |
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He likes to show off his physique |
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Look at that, look at that |
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If there's an audience to be found |
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He'll be streakin' around |
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Invitin' public critique |
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This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the gas |
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Station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened? |
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Yeah, I did. |
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I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared |
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Out of the traffic. |
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Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't |
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Have nothin' on but a smile. |
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I looked in there, and |
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Ethel was gettin' |
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Her a cold drink. |
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I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" |
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But it was too |
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Late. She'd already been mooned. |
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Flashed her right there in front of |
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The shock absorbers |
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Here he comes, look at that, look at that |
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There he goes, look at that, look at that |
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And he ain't wearin' no clothes |
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He ain't crude, look at |
