Swing for the crime

	Locked in a room full of words
	I’m the one-eyed midget with the curse
	The simpleton who sweetly smiles at his young lover now beguiled
	The sycophantic morons lied at Romeo who is the bride, let's ride
	Stoned as I walk down the hall
	The adman waits to hear the curse and call
	The angels scream in discontent as to the river they are led
	The actors bow and pay the rent, we cover them in cold cement
	Let's swing for the crime everyone in double time
	And we hope that you had a good time
	Yeah smile as you sign on the line
	Because life on your knees can be fun
	Surprised now you're not the only one
	Led like a lamb into this gloom
	Yeah Freud is in the back room with his goons
	Now they've got new experiments, the metal groans, the limbs are rent
	The anti-heros’ mock dissent, we market now by mass consent
	We swing for the crime everyone in double time
	Scream like you’ll burst if they cry
	Is changed by the words that you learn
	But Jack the Ripper is inside
	And Moriarty has imbibed
	They live, they marry, all the while
	We laugh and have them circumcised
	They swing for the crime everyone in double time
	And we hope that you had a good time
	Yeah smile as you sign on the line
	Because life on your knees can be fun
	Are you glad that you're not the only one?

	Locked in a room full of words
	I' m the oneeyed midget with the curse
	The simpleton who sweetly smiles at his young lover now beguiled
	The sycophantic morons lied at Romeo who is the bride, let' s ride
	Stoned as I walk down the hall
	The adman waits to hear the curse and call
	The angels scream in discontent as to the river they are led
	The actors bow and pay the rent, we cover them in cold cement
	Let' s swing for the crime everyone in double time
	And we hope that you had a good time
	Yeah smile as you sign on the line
	Because life on your knees can be fun
	Surprised now you' re not the only one
	Led like a lamb into this gloom
	Yeah Freud is in the back room with his goons
	Now they' ve got new experiments, the metal groans, the limbs are rent
	The antiheros' mock dissent, we market now by mass consent
	We swing for the crime everyone in double time
	Scream like you' ll burst if they cry
	Is changed by the words that you learn
	But Jack the Ripper is inside
	And Moriarty has imbibed
	They live, they marry, all the while
	We laugh and have them circumcised
	They swing for the crime everyone in double time
	And we hope that you had a good time
	Yeah smile as you sign on the line
	Because life on your knees can be fun
	Are you glad that you' re not the only one?