Song | Childrens Story |
Artist | Slick Rick |
Album | HipHop Classics Collection |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
[00:01.92] | Uncle Ricky |
[00:12.36] | could u read us a bed time story please, o please |
[00:15.73] | |
[00:16.98] | (Alright you kids get to bed i'll get the story book. |
[00:21.23] | |
[00:22.48] | yall tucked in?)yea |
[00:23.04] | Here we go |
[00:24.48] | |
[00:32.27] | Once upon a time not long ago, |
[00:33.76] | |
[00:34.32] | when people wore pajamas and lived life slow, |
[00:35.08] | When laws were stern and justice stood, |
[00:37.08] | |
[00:39.95] | and people were behavin' like they ought ta good, |
[00:41.64] | |
[00:42.70] | There lived a lil' boy who was misled, |
[00:46.14] | |
[00:47.33] | by anotha lil' boy and this is what he said: |
[00:48.76] | "Me & You, Ty, we gonna make sum cash, |
[00:49.70] | robbin' old folks and makin' da dash", |
[00:50.63] | They did the job, money came with ease, |
[00:52.07] | but one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease, |
[00:54.20] | He robbed another and another and a sista and her |
[00:55.76] | |
[00:56.32] | brotha, |
[00:56.76] | tried to rob a man who was a D.T. undercover, |
[00:58.70] | The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic, |
[01:01.01] | he said "Keep still, boy, no need for static", |
[01:03.14] | Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap, |
[01:05.39] | but little did he know the lil' boy was strapped, |
[01:07.70] | The kid pulled out a gun, he said "Why'd ya hit me?", |
[01:10.19] | the barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney, |
[01:12.07] | |
[01:12.64] | The cop got scared, the kid, he starts to figure, |
[01:14.45] | |
[01:15.14] | "I'll do years if I pull this trigga", |
[01:17.39] | So he cold dashed and ran around the block, |
[01:19.58] | cop radioes it to another lady cop, |
[01:21.45] | |
[01:22.14] | He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista, |
[01:24.76] | a shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her, |
[01:26.76] | Looked around good and from expectations, |
[01:28.82] | so he decided he'd hit for the subway stations, |
[01:30.33] | |
[01:31.07] | But she was coming and he made a left, |
[01:33.14] | he was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath, |
[01:35.57] | Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him,(sorry) |
[01:37.38] | |
[01:38.14] | then he made his move to an abandoned building, |
[01:40.07] | |
[01:40.58] | Ran up the stairs up to the top floor, |
[01:42.26] | |
[01:43.01] | opened up the door there, guess who he saw?, |
[01:45.20] | Dave the dope fiend shootin' dope, |
[01:47.45] | who don't know the meaning of water nor soap, |
[01:48.76] | |
[01:49.70] | He said(I need bullets, hurry up, run) |
[01:51.20] | |
[01:52.13] | the dope fiend brought back a spanking shotgun, |
[01:54.57] | He went outside but there was cops all over, |
[01:56.38] | |
[01:56.95] | then he dipped into a car, a stolen Nova, |
[01:58.95] | |
[02:02.32] | Raced up the block doing 83, |
[02:04.13] | crashed into a tree near university, |
[02:05.39] | |
[02:06.26] | Escaped alive though the car was battered, |
[02:07.95] | rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered, |
[02:09.51] | Ran out of bullets and still had static, |
[02:11.01] | grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic, |
[02:13.19] | Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead, |
[02:15.57] | he told the cops(Back off or honey here's dead), |
[02:16.88] | |
[02:17.95] | Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong, |
[02:19.88] | |
[02:20.63] | so he let the lady go and he starts to run on, |
[02:22.88] | Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded, |
[02:25.01] | before long the lil' boy got surrounded, |
[02:26.94] | |
[02:27.51] | He dropped the gun, so went the glory, |
[02:29.70] | and this is the way I have to end this story, |
[02:32.07] | He was only seventeen, in a madman's dream, |
[02:33.76] | |
[02:34.32] | the cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream, |
[02:36.50] | This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh, |
[02:39.01] | just another case about the wrong path, |
[02:41.26] | Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets CAST. |
[02:43.13] | |
[02:43.63] | Good Night. |
[02:44.32] | Girl:oh boy, that uncle Ricky is really wierd |
[02:46.20] | I don't know, what does he mean straight 'n' narrow or your soul gets cast? |
[02:49.51] | |
[02:55.19] | I don't know, I think he'll be crackin' it up for us,... Good nite |
[00:01.92] | Uncle Ricky |
[00:12.36] | could u read us a bed time story please, o please |
[00:15.73] | |
[00:16.98] | Alright you kids get to bed i' ll get the story book. |
[00:21.23] | |
[00:22.48] | yall tucked in? yea |
[00:23.04] | Here we go |
[00:24.48] | |
[00:32.27] | Once upon a time not long ago, |
[00:33.76] | |
[00:34.32] | when people wore pajamas and lived life slow, |
[00:35.08] | When laws were stern and justice stood, |
[00:37.08] | |
[00:39.95] | and people were behavin' like they ought ta good, |
[00:41.64] | |
[00:42.70] | There lived a lil' boy who was misled, |
[00:46.14] | |
[00:47.33] | by anotha lil' boy and this is what he said: |
[00:48.76] | " Me You, Ty, we gonna make sum cash, |
[00:49.70] | robbin' old folks and makin' da dash", |
[00:50.63] | They did the job, money came with ease, |
[00:52.07] | but one couldn' t stop, it' s like he had a disease, |
[00:54.20] | He robbed another and another and a sista and her |
[00:55.76] | |
[00:56.32] | brotha, |
[00:56.76] | tried to rob a man who was a D. T. undercover, |
[00:58.70] | The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic, |
[01:01.01] | he said " Keep still, boy, no need for static", |
[01:03.14] | Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap, |
[01:05.39] | but little did he know the lil' boy was strapped, |
[01:07.70] | The kid pulled out a gun, he said " Why' d ya hit me?", |
[01:10.19] | the barrel was set straight for the cop' s kidney, |
[01:12.07] | |
[01:12.64] | The cop got scared, the kid, he starts to figure, |
[01:14.45] | |
[01:15.14] | " I' ll do years if I pull this trigga", |
[01:17.39] | So he cold dashed and ran around the block, |
[01:19.58] | cop radioes it to another lady cop, |
[01:21.45] | |
[01:22.14] | He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista, |
[01:24.76] | a shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her, |
[01:26.76] | Looked around good and from expectations, |
[01:28.82] | so he decided he' d hit for the subway stations, |
[01:30.33] | |
[01:31.07] | But she was coming and he made a left, |
[01:33.14] | he was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath, |
[01:35.57] | Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him, sorry |
[01:37.38] | |
[01:38.14] | then he made his move to an abandoned building, |
[01:40.07] | |
[01:40.58] | Ran up the stairs up to the top floor, |
[01:42.26] | |
[01:43.01] | opened up the door there, guess who he saw?, |
[01:45.20] | Dave the dope fiend shootin' dope, |
[01:47.45] | who don' t know the meaning of water nor soap, |
[01:48.76] | |
[01:49.70] | He said I need bullets, hurry up, run |
[01:51.20] | |
[01:52.13] | the dope fiend brought back a spanking shotgun, |
[01:54.57] | He went outside but there was cops all over, |
[01:56.38] | |
[01:56.95] | then he dipped into a car, a stolen Nova, |
[01:58.95] | |
[02:02.32] | Raced up the block doing 83, |
[02:04.13] | crashed into a tree near university, |
[02:05.39] | |
[02:06.26] | Escaped alive though the car was battered, |
[02:07.95] | ratatattatted and all the cops scattered, |
[02:09.51] | Ran out of bullets and still had static, |
[02:11.01] | grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic, |
[02:13.19] | Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead, |
[02:15.57] | he told the cops Back off or honey here' s dead, |
[02:16.88] | |
[02:17.95] | Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong, |
[02:19.88] | |
[02:20.63] | so he let the lady go and he starts to run on, |
[02:22.88] | Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded, |
[02:25.01] | before long the lil' boy got surrounded, |
[02:26.94] | |
[02:27.51] | He dropped the gun, so went the glory, |
[02:29.70] | and this is the way I have to end this story, |
[02:32.07] | He was only seventeen, in a madman' s dream, |
[02:33.76] | |
[02:34.32] | the cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream, |
[02:36.50] | This ain' t funny so don' t ya dare laugh, |
[02:39.01] | just another case about the wrong path, |
[02:41.26] | Straight ' n narrow or yo' soul gets CAST. |
[02:43.13] | |
[02:43.63] | Good Night. |
[02:44.32] | Girl: oh boy, that uncle Ricky is really wierd |
[02:46.20] | I don' t know, what does he mean straight ' n' narrow or your soul gets cast? |
[02:49.51] | |
[02:55.19] | I don' t know, I think he' ll be crackin' it up for us,... Good nite |
[00:01.92] | Uncle Ricky |
[00:12.36] | could u read us a bed time story please, o please |
[00:15.73] | |
[00:16.98] | Alright you kids get to bed i' ll get the story book. |
[00:21.23] | |
[00:22.48] | yall tucked in? yea |
[00:23.04] | Here we go |
[00:24.48] | |
[00:32.27] | Once upon a time not long ago, |
[00:33.76] | |
[00:34.32] | when people wore pajamas and lived life slow, |
[00:35.08] | When laws were stern and justice stood, |
[00:37.08] | |
[00:39.95] | and people were behavin' like they ought ta good, |
[00:41.64] | |
[00:42.70] | There lived a lil' boy who was misled, |
[00:46.14] | |
[00:47.33] | by anotha lil' boy and this is what he said: |
[00:48.76] | " Me You, Ty, we gonna make sum cash, |
[00:49.70] | robbin' old folks and makin' da dash", |
[00:50.63] | They did the job, money came with ease, |
[00:52.07] | but one couldn' t stop, it' s like he had a disease, |
[00:54.20] | He robbed another and another and a sista and her |
[00:55.76] | |
[00:56.32] | brotha, |
[00:56.76] | tried to rob a man who was a D. T. undercover, |
[00:58.70] | The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic, |
[01:01.01] | he said " Keep still, boy, no need for static", |
[01:03.14] | Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap, |
[01:05.39] | but little did he know the lil' boy was strapped, |
[01:07.70] | The kid pulled out a gun, he said " Why' d ya hit me?", |
[01:10.19] | the barrel was set straight for the cop' s kidney, |
[01:12.07] | |
[01:12.64] | The cop got scared, the kid, he starts to figure, |
[01:14.45] | |
[01:15.14] | " I' ll do years if I pull this trigga", |
[01:17.39] | So he cold dashed and ran around the block, |
[01:19.58] | cop radioes it to another lady cop, |
[01:21.45] | |
[01:22.14] | He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista, |
[01:24.76] | a shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her, |
[01:26.76] | Looked around good and from expectations, |
[01:28.82] | so he decided he' d hit for the subway stations, |
[01:30.33] | |
[01:31.07] | But she was coming and he made a left, |
[01:33.14] | he was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath, |
[01:35.57] | Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him, sorry |
[01:37.38] | |
[01:38.14] | then he made his move to an abandoned building, |
[01:40.07] | |
[01:40.58] | Ran up the stairs up to the top floor, |
[01:42.26] | |
[01:43.01] | opened up the door there, guess who he saw?, |
[01:45.20] | Dave the dope fiend shootin' dope, |
[01:47.45] | who don' t know the meaning of water nor soap, |
[01:48.76] | |
[01:49.70] | He said I need bullets, hurry up, run |
[01:51.20] | |
[01:52.13] | the dope fiend brought back a spanking shotgun, |
[01:54.57] | He went outside but there was cops all over, |
[01:56.38] | |
[01:56.95] | then he dipped into a car, a stolen Nova, |
[01:58.95] | |
[02:02.32] | Raced up the block doing 83, |
[02:04.13] | crashed into a tree near university, |
[02:05.39] | |
[02:06.26] | Escaped alive though the car was battered, |
[02:07.95] | ratatattatted and all the cops scattered, |
[02:09.51] | Ran out of bullets and still had static, |
[02:11.01] | grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic, |
[02:13.19] | Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead, |
[02:15.57] | he told the cops Back off or honey here' s dead, |
[02:16.88] | |
[02:17.95] | Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong, |
[02:19.88] | |
[02:20.63] | so he let the lady go and he starts to run on, |
[02:22.88] | Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded, |
[02:25.01] | before long the lil' boy got surrounded, |
[02:26.94] | |
[02:27.51] | He dropped the gun, so went the glory, |
[02:29.70] | and this is the way I have to end this story, |
[02:32.07] | He was only seventeen, in a madman' s dream, |
[02:33.76] | |
[02:34.32] | the cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream, |
[02:36.50] | This ain' t funny so don' t ya dare laugh, |
[02:39.01] | just another case about the wrong path, |
[02:41.26] | Straight ' n narrow or yo' soul gets CAST. |
[02:43.13] | |
[02:43.63] | Good Night. |
[02:44.32] | Girl: oh boy, that uncle Ricky is really wierd |
[02:46.20] | I don' t know, what does he mean straight ' n' narrow or your soul gets cast? |
[02:49.51] | |
[02:55.19] | I don' t know, I think he' ll be crackin' it up for us,... Good nite |