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I don't know dude... |
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I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude... |
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And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude... |
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And they need to take it up with me after the show... |
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Because... |
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These chicks don't even know the name of my band... |
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But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... |
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Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... |
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All because I'm the lead singer of my band... |
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So I get off stage right and drop the mic |
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Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like |
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"What's up ladies' my name's Slim Shady" |
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I'm the lead singer in D12 baby |
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They're all like "Oh my god it's him" |
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"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem" |
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"I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock" |
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"Please won't you please let me suck your cock" |
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And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous |
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Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas |
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All the chicks start yellin'' all the hot babes |
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Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage |
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So like every single night they pick a fight with me |
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But when we fight it's kinda like sealin rivalry |
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Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me |
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Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me |
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Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me |
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Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be |
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This rock star shit' it's the life for me |
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And all the other guys just despise me be |
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These chicks don't even know the name of my band... |
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But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... |
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Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... |
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All because I'm the lead singer of my band... |
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My band |
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My band |
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My band |
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My band |
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My band |
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My band |
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My band |
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My band |
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My band |
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You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you |
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Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto |
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Smash these vocals and do a performance |
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But we in the van and he in a tour bus |
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You don't want my autograph' yous a liar |
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And no I'm Swift I thought you was |
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What the hell is wrong with that dressing room |
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Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal |
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See I know how to rap' see it's simple but |
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All I did was read a Russell Simmons book |
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So I'm more intect' tryna get on the map |
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Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back |
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Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit |
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Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick |
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Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue |
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You gonna be late for soundcheck |
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Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck |
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But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best |
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You know what man I'ma say somethin |
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Hey yo Em |
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Man no |
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I thought you bout to tell him off' what's up |
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Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it' man shut up |
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And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew |
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When I was bout to talk right after you |
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I swear' I swear man |
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These chicks don't even know the name of my band... |
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But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... |
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Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... |
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All because I'm the lead singer of my band... |
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They say the lead singers rock' but the group does not |
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Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park |
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I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot |
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I should cut his mic off when the musics starts |
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Ready to snap on a dumbass fan |
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Every time i hear dude I love your |
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We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments |
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So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent |
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And these guys they can find every area code |
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Bitch carry your own |
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Can't make it to the stage' security in my way |
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the fuck are you? Where's Obie and |
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***dammit I'm sick of this group |
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Time for me to go solo and make some loop |
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I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps |
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Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack |
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Lose Yourself video I was in the back |
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Superman video I was in the back |
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Fuck the media' I got some suggestions |
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Fuck Marshall' ask us the questions |
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Like who's D12' how we get started |
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about |
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Bitch are you retarded? |
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Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group |
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Big ass stomache' bitches think I'm cute |
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50 told me to do situps to get buff |
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I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up |
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Fuck D12' I'm outta this band |
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I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne |
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Girl why cant you see your the only one for me |
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and it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band... |
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band...These chicks don't even know the name of my |
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hands...But they're all on me like they wanna hold |
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Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... |
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All because I'm the lead singer of my band... |
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My Band |
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My Band |
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My Band |
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My Band |
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My Band |
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My Band |
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My Band |
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My Band |
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The hottest boy band in the world... |
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D12! |
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I'm the lead singer of my band' I get all the girl's to take off their underpants |
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And the lead singer of my band' my salsa |
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Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance |
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My salsa' look out for my next single' it's called My Salsa... |
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My salsa' salsa' salsa' salsa' my salsa |
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Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance |
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And take off their underpants |
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My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance |
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And take off their underpants' my salsa |
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everybody |