| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : 164 |
| [00:00.494] | 作词 : 164 |
| [00:01.483] | 女朋友跟妖女跑掉了怎么办？ |
| [00:03.470] | 策划：越女言青 |
| [00:05.169] | 监制：奈奈 |
| [00:06.593] | 曲：天ノ弱 |
| [00:07.737] | 词：萋州 |
| [00:08.589] | 唱：静电 |
| [00:10.010]混：***情[3F团后期制作室] | |
| [00:11.432] | 绘：苏打 |
| [00:12.000] | 视：江离 |
| [00:15.124] | 今天我又悲伤到了极致 |
| [00:18.530] | 被一妖女戴了青蛙色的帽子 |
| [00:21.933] | 我女朋友态度简直放肆 |
| [00:25.343] | 搂着她 要我麻溜滚去和尚寺 |
| [00:29.042] | 被赶出来后我陷入沉思 |
| [00:32.437] | 脑筋十八弯地飞快分析形势 |
| [00:35.837] | 想我和女朋友山盟海誓 |
| [00:39.251] | 她八成抱的是考验我的心思 |
| [00:56.838] | 我被这自信蒙蔽了认知 |
| [01:00.241] | 浑然不觉山海早改换了样子 |
| [01:03.642] | 兜里铃响一看来电显示 |
| [01:07.054] | 脚底生风地去和兄弟们搞事 |
| [01:10.759] | 等到我发现我上了闲置 |
| [01:14.169] | 无良女朋友已彻底没了影子 |
| [01:17.572] | 我急得到处登寻人启事 |
| [01:20.977] | 那妖女还专门来落井下石 |
| [01:24.952] | 她特开心 笑得乱颤花枝 |
| [01:29.206] | 手胡乱点着我的鼻子骂 “一个大傻子” |
| [01:35.736] | 我根本没头绪 直急得没脾气 |
| [01:42.271] | 给她的大口袋 都装满 糖果虾条布丁 |
| [01:49.395] | 为了让她满意 我甚至改口叫 “仙子” |
| [02:00.478] | “求你 快解密” |
| [02:03.888] | 我听着她一本正经致辞 |
| [02:07.302] | 涔涔的冷汗几次打湿了脖子 |
| [02:10.718] | 她说的问题我从没重视 |
| [02:14.139] | 竟能将我一举送回单身日子 |
| [02:17.547] | 我连忙又买来了牛** |
| [02:21.210] | 无比殷切地都塞到她的怀里 |
| [02:24.340] | 她简直就是我良师益友 |
| [02:28.042] | 我按着她给的攻略不断升级 |
| [02:31.731] | 多日以后 我学成屠龙之技 |
| [02:38.553] | 拎着键盘去解单身封印 |
| [02:45.646] | 我顺着仙子的肥胖手指 |
| [02:48.979] | 看到我女朋友也显清癯 |
| [02:52.920] | 原是一出“一别两窄各不欢喜” |
| [02:59.180] | 我当场写保证 要温柔要细心 |
| [03:05.715] | 要让我女朋友 充分地 享受甜蜜权益 |
| [03:12.534] | 要以她为中心 守护她小天地 等等 |
| [03:23.884] | 还能随时补充条例 |
| [03:27.304] | 她露出了笑意 看得出很解气 |
| [03:33.842] | 小爪子伸过来 我立即 握紧了又握紧 |
| [03:40.673] | 历经这番劫难 我终于明白了 |
| [03:47.500] | 要很 疼她 迁就她 才可以 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : 164 |
| [00:00.494] | zuo ci : 164 |
| [00:01.483] | nv peng you gen yao nv pao diao le zen me ban? |
| [00:03.470] | ce hua: yue nv yan qing |
| [00:05.169] | jian zhi: nai nai |
| [00:06.593] | qu: tian ruo |
| [00:07.737] | ci: qi zhou |
| [00:08.589] | chang: jing dian |
| [00:10.010]混：***情[3F团后期制作室] | |
| [00:11.432] | hui: su da |
| [00:12.000] | shi: jiang li |
| [00:15.124] | jin tian wo you bei shang dao le ji zhi |
| [00:18.530] | bei yi yao nv dai le qing wa se de mao zi |
| [00:21.933] | wo nv peng you tai du jian zhi fang si |
| [00:25.343] | lou zhe ta yao wo ma liu gun qu he shang si |
| [00:29.042] | bei gan chu lai hou wo xian ru chen si |
| [00:32.437] | nao jin shi ba wan di fei kuai fen xi xing shi |
| [00:35.837] | xiang wo he nv peng you shan meng hai shi |
| [00:39.251] | ta ba cheng bao de shi kao yan wo de xin si |
| [00:56.838] | wo bei zhe zi xin meng bi le ren zhi |
| [01:00.241] | hun ran bu jue shan hai zao gai huan le yang zi |
| [01:03.642] | dou li ling xiang yi kan lai dian xian shi |
| [01:07.054] | jiao di sheng feng di qu he xiong di men gao shi |
| [01:10.759] | deng dao wo fa xian wo shang le xian zhi |
| [01:14.169] | wu liang nv peng you yi che di mei le ying zi |
| [01:17.572] | wo ji de dao chu deng xun ren qi shi |
| [01:20.977] | na yao nv hai zhuan men lai luo jing xia shi |
| [01:24.952] | ta te kai xin xiao de luan chan hua zhi |
| [01:29.206] | shou hu luan dian zhao wo de bi zi ma " yi ge da sha zi" |
| [01:35.736] | wo gen ben mei tou xu zhi ji de mei pi qi |
| [01:42.271] | gei ta de da kou dai dou zhuang man tang guo xia tiao bu ding |
| [01:49.395] | wei le rang ta man yi wo shen zhi gai kou jiao " xian zi" |
| [02:00.478] | " qiu ni kuai jie mi" |
| [02:03.888] | wo ting zhe ta yi ben zheng jing zhi ci |
| [02:07.302] | cen cen de leng han ji ci da shi le bo zi |
| [02:10.718] | ta shuo de wen ti wo cong mei zhong shi |
| [02:14.139] | jing neng jiang wo yi ju song hui dan shen ri zi |
| [02:17.547] | wo lian mang you mai lai le niu |
| [02:21.210] | wu bi yin qie di dou sai dao ta de huai li |
| [02:24.340] | ta jian zhi jiu shi wo liang shi yi you |
| [02:28.042] | wo an zhe ta gei de gong lue bu duan sheng ji |
| [02:31.731] | duo ri yi hou wo xue cheng tu long zhi ji |
| [02:38.553] | lin zhe jian pan qu jie dan shen feng yin |
| [02:45.646] | wo shun zhe xian zi de fei pang shou zhi |
| [02:48.979] | kan dao wo nv peng you ye xian qing qu |
| [02:52.920] | yuan shi yi chu" yi bie liang zhai ge bu huan xi" |
| [02:59.180] | wo dang chang xie bao zheng yao wen rou yao xi xin |
| [03:05.715] | yao rang wo nv peng you chong fen di xiang shou tian mi quan yi |
| [03:12.534] | yao yi ta wei zhong xin shou hu ta xiao tian di deng deng |
| [03:23.884] | hai neng sui shi bu chong tiao li |
| [03:27.304] | ta lou chu le xiao yi kan de chu hen jie qi |
| [03:33.842] | xiao zhua zi shen guo lai wo li ji wo jin le you wo jin |
| [03:40.673] | li jing zhe fan jie nan wo zhong yu ming bai le |
| [03:47.500] | yao hen teng ta qian jiu ta cai ke yi |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : 164 |
| [00:00.494] | zuò cí : 164 |
| [00:01.483] | nǚ péng yǒu gēn yāo nǚ pǎo diào le zěn me bàn? |
| [00:03.470] | cè huà: yuè nǚ yán qīng |
| [00:05.169] | jiān zhì: nài nài |
| [00:06.593] | qū: tiān ruò |
| [00:07.737] | cí: qī zhōu |
| [00:08.589] | chàng: jìng diàn |
| [00:10.010]混：***情[3F团后期制作室] | |
| [00:11.432] | huì: sū dá |
| [00:12.000] | shì: jiāng lí |
| [00:15.124] | jīn tiān wǒ yòu bēi shāng dào le jí zhì |
| [00:18.530] | bèi yī yāo nǚ dài le qīng wā sè de mào zi |
| [00:21.933] | wǒ nǚ péng yǒu tài dù jiǎn zhí fàng sì |
| [00:25.343] | lǒu zhe tā yào wǒ má liū gǔn qù hé shàng sì |
| [00:29.042] | bèi gǎn chū lái hòu wǒ xiàn rù chén sī |
| [00:32.437] | nǎo jīn shí bā wān dì fēi kuài fēn xī xíng shì |
| [00:35.837] | xiǎng wǒ hé nǚ péng yǒu shān méng hǎi shì |
| [00:39.251] | tā bā chéng bào de shì kǎo yàn wǒ de xīn sī |
| [00:56.838] | wǒ bèi zhè zì xìn méng bì le rèn zhī |
| [01:00.241] | hún rán bù jué shān hǎi zǎo gǎi huàn le yàng zi |
| [01:03.642] | dōu lǐ líng xiǎng yī kàn lái diàn xiǎn shì |
| [01:07.054] | jiǎo dǐ shēng fēng dì qù hé xiōng dì men gǎo shì |
| [01:10.759] | děng dào wǒ fā xiàn wǒ shàng le xián zhì |
| [01:14.169] | wú liáng nǚ péng yǒu yǐ chè dǐ méi le yǐng zi |
| [01:17.572] | wǒ jí dé dào chù dēng xún rén qǐ shì |
| [01:20.977] | nà yāo nǚ hái zhuān mén lái luò jǐng xià shí |
| [01:24.952] | tā tè kāi xīn xiào dé luàn chàn huā zhī |
| [01:29.206] | shǒu hú luàn diǎn zháo wǒ de bí zi mà " yí gè dà shǎ zi" |
| [01:35.736] | wǒ gēn běn méi tóu xù zhí jí dé méi pí qì |
| [01:42.271] | gěi tā de dà kǒu dài dōu zhuāng mǎn táng guǒ xiā tiáo bù dīng |
| [01:49.395] | wèi le ràng tā mǎn yì wǒ shèn zhì gǎi kǒu jiào " xiān zǐ" |
| [02:00.478] | " qiú nǐ kuài jiě mì" |
| [02:03.888] | wǒ tīng zhe tā yī běn zhèng jīng zhì cí |
| [02:07.302] | cén cén de lěng hàn jǐ cì dǎ shī le bó zi |
| [02:10.718] | tā shuō de wèn tí wǒ cóng méi zhòng shì |
| [02:14.139] | jìng néng jiāng wǒ yī jǔ sòng huí dān shēn rì zi |
| [02:17.547] | wǒ lián máng yòu mǎi lái le niú |
| [02:21.210] | wú bǐ yīn qiè dì dōu sāi dào tā de huái lǐ |
| [02:24.340] | tā jiǎn zhí jiù shì wǒ liáng shī yì yǒu |
| [02:28.042] | wǒ àn zhe tā gěi de gōng lüè bù duàn shēng jí |
| [02:31.731] | duō rì yǐ hòu wǒ xué chéng tú lóng zhī jì |
| [02:38.553] | līn zhe jiàn pán qù jiě dān shēn fēng yìn |
| [02:45.646] | wǒ shùn zhe xiān zǐ de féi pàng shǒu zhǐ |
| [02:48.979] | kàn dào wǒ nǚ péng yǒu yě xiǎn qīng qú |
| [02:52.920] | yuán shì yī chū" yī bié liǎng zhǎi gè bù huān xǐ" |
| [02:59.180] | wǒ dāng chǎng xiě bǎo zhèng yào wēn róu yào xì xīn |
| [03:05.715] | yào ràng wǒ nǚ péng yǒu chōng fèn dì xiǎng shòu tián mì quán yì |
| [03:12.534] | yào yǐ tā wèi zhōng xīn shǒu hù tā xiǎo tiān dì děng děng |
| [03:23.884] | hái néng suí shí bǔ chōng tiáo lì |
| [03:27.304] | tā lòu chū le xiào yì kàn de chū hěn jiě qì |
| [03:33.842] | xiǎo zhuǎ zǐ shēn guò lái wǒ lì jí wò jǐn le yòu wò jǐn |
| [03:40.673] | lì jīng zhè fān jié nàn wǒ zhōng yú míng bái le |
| [03:47.500] | yào hěn téng tā qiān jiù tā cái kě yǐ |
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