xiao hua Prod. Heki

笑话(Prod. Heki)
xiao hua Prod. Heki Lyrics

Song 笑话(Prod. Heki)
Artist 陈百六
Album 【当歌01】笑话
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[00:00.000] 作曲 : 陈百六
[00:00.000] 作词 : 陈百六
[00:00.00] 笑话
[00:08.00] Prod. Heki
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[00:23.74] 城市里 漆黑的夜晚一口空气
[00:26.25] The Center of Comedy 大师级的喜剧
[00:28.45] 爱上我的观众 就请你背过去
[00:30.97] 你要小心别背过气 I'm a God of Paris
[00:33.46] 对世界充满怀疑 Keep your feet go over my knee
[00:36.30] 歇斯底里跟我比抽风发脾气
[00:38.69] 所以当我是神经病 我要坦白我的罪行
[00:41.46] 你要小心 别碰坏听诊器
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[00:43.65] 都是交易 Pay for Psycho Agency
[00:45.99] 我得到灵感全靠自己出卖自己
[00:48.50] 全世界都能知道的秘密
[00:50.24] 放弃了安全地
[00:51.43] 不同流的辣鸡终将被同流抛弃
[00:53.75] 下蛋不会说话的鸡 管他的底细
[00:56.22] 下蛋会说话的鸡 只好等着被人剃
[00:59.11] 就像那只鸡 我的好脾气
[01:01.10] 都当我是Pea Nobody will give a sheet
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[01:03.49] Attention 我不是你的家人
[01:06.09] Attention 我也不是你的同伴
[01:08.51] Attention 我连朋友都不算
[01:11.12] 想污蔑我的话 就让你满地找牙
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[01:13.53] Attention 我不是你的家人
[01:16.09] Attention 我也不是你的同伴
[01:18.65] Attention 我连朋友都不算
[01:21.10] 敢污蔑我的话 就让你满地找牙
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[01:33.48] Aye 我是陈百六 夜色的编辑
[01:36.22] Mark all these haters 接受我的攻击
[01:38.68] 写在前面的话当我是什么东西
[01:41.02] 我庆幸我还是 下蛋会说话的鸡
[01:44.47] 我喜欢复制和粘贴
[01:46.22] 这段是原创 收起你的骂街
[01:48.62] 把你往下拉 你站得太高
[01:51.11] 我的文字如刀 应该是把肉刀
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[01:53.62] 像庖丁 一点一点的割
[01:55.80] 你能吃到的分量都是我在分
[01:58.44] 嚼碎了 我感觉意外的生
[02:00.75] 我也很意外你还有正常的感官
[02:03.41] 天凉了 小心热伤风
[02:05.65] 惹上我这样的疯子 校园广播
[02:08.16] 再往下拉 怕你摔倒太伤
[02:10.62] 收好你的尸体 好方便我上香
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[02:13.54] Attention 我不是你的家人
[02:15.91] Attention 我也不是你的同伴
[02:18.42] Attention 我连朋友都不算
[02:20.64] 想污蔑我的话 就让你满地找牙
[02:23.30]
[02:23.49] Attention 我不是你的家人
[02:25.86] Attention 我也不是你的同伴
[02:28.38] Attention 我连朋友都不算
[02:30.85] 想污蔑我的话 就让你满地找牙
[02:33.75]
[02:43.43] 像刺猬一样的生 Psycho Logic
[02:45.45] 恩怨分明就是我的天生无法选择 Para Logic
[02:48.92] When I Eat, My Family Gonna Eat Too
[02:50.59] 情感就像乐高堆叠不能少一块的积木
[02:53.39] 情感就像食物居酒屋的牛肉
[02:55.47] 一道一道摆上餐桌你跟我都有分食的觉悟
[02:58.27] 我们位置还够不用勉强入坐
[03:00.50] 随时欢迎你的光顾 Welcome to T-Night
[00:00.000] zuo qu : chen bai liu
[00:00.000] zuo ci : chen bai liu
[00:00.00] xiao hua
[00:08.00] Prod. Heki
[00:18.60]
[00:23.74] cheng shi li qi hei de ye wan yi kou kong qi
[00:26.25] The Center of Comedy da shi ji de xi ju
[00:28.45] ai shang wo de guan zhong jiu qing ni bei guo qu
[00:30.97] ni yao xiao xin bie bei guo qi I' m a God of Paris
[00:33.46] dui shi jie chong man huai yi Keep your feet go over my knee
[00:36.30] xie si di li gen wo bi chou feng fa pi qi
[00:38.69] suo yi dang wo shi shen jing bing wo yao tan bai wo de zui xing
[00:41.46] ni yao xiao xin bie peng huai ting zhen qi
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[00:43.65] dou shi jiao yi Pay for Psycho Agency
[00:45.99] wo de dao ling gan quan kao zi ji chu mai zi ji
[00:48.50] quan shi jie dou neng zhi dao de mi mi
[00:50.24] fang qi le an quan di
[00:51.43] bu tong liu de la ji zhong jiang bei tong liu pao qi
[00:53.75] xia dan bu hui shuo hua de ji guan ta de di xi
[00:56.22] xia dan hui shuo hua de ji zhi hao deng zhe bei ren ti
[00:59.11] jiu xiang na zhi ji wo de hao pi qi
[01:01.10] dou dang wo shi Pea Nobody will give a sheet
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[01:03.49] Attention wo bu shi ni de jia ren
[01:06.09] Attention wo ye bu shi ni de tong ban
[01:08.51] Attention wo lian peng you dou bu suan
[01:11.12] xiang wu mie wo de hua jiu rang ni man di zhao ya
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[01:13.53] Attention wo bu shi ni de jia ren
[01:16.09] Attention wo ye bu shi ni de tong ban
[01:18.65] Attention wo lian peng you dou bu suan
[01:21.10] gan wu mie wo de hua jiu rang ni man di zhao ya
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[01:33.48] Aye wo shi chen bai liu ye se de bian ji
[01:36.22] Mark all these haters jie shou wo de gong ji
[01:38.68] xie zai qian mian di hua dang wo shi shen me dong xi
[01:41.02] wo qing xing wo hai shi xia dan hui shuo hua de ji
[01:44.47] wo xi huan fu zhi he zhan tie
[01:46.22] zhe duan shi yuan chuang shou qi ni de ma jie
[01:48.62] ba ni wang xia la ni zhan de tai gao
[01:51.11] wo de wen zi ru dao ying gai shi ba rou dao
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[01:53.62] xiang pao ding yi dian yi dian de ge
[01:55.80] ni neng chi dao de fen liang dou shi wo zai fen
[01:58.44] jue sui le wo gan jue yi wai de sheng
[02:00.75] wo ye hen yi wai ni hai you zheng chang de gan guan
[02:03.41] tian liang le xiao xin re shang feng
[02:05.65] re shang wo zhe yang de feng zi xiao yuan guang bo
[02:08.16] zai wang xia la pa ni shuai dao tai shang
[02:10.62] shou hao ni de shi ti hao fang bian wo shang xiang
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[02:13.54] Attention wo bu shi ni de jia ren
[02:15.91] Attention wo ye bu shi ni de tong ban
[02:18.42] Attention wo lian peng you dou bu suan
[02:20.64] xiang wu mie wo de hua jiu rang ni man di zhao ya
[02:23.30]
[02:23.49] Attention wo bu shi ni de jia ren
[02:25.86] Attention wo ye bu shi ni de tong ban
[02:28.38] Attention wo lian peng you dou bu suan
[02:30.85] xiang wu mie wo de hua jiu rang ni man di zhao ya
[02:33.75]
[02:43.43] xiang ci wei yi yang de sheng Psycho Logic
[02:45.45] en yuan fen ming jiu shi wo de tian sheng wu fa xuan ze Para Logic
[02:48.92] When I Eat, My Family Gonna Eat Too
[02:50.59] qing gan jiu xiang le gao dui die bu neng shao yi kuai de ji mu
[02:53.39] qing gan jiu xiang shi wu ju jiu wu de niu rou
[02:55.47] yi dao yi dao bai shang can zhuo ni gen wo dou you fen shi de jue wu
[02:58.27] wo men wei zhi hai gou bu yong mian qiang ru zuo
[03:00.50] sui shi huan ying ni de guang gu Welcome to TNight
[00:00.000] zuò qǔ : chén bǎi liù
[00:00.000] zuò cí : chén bǎi liù
[00:00.00] xiào huà
[00:08.00] Prod. Heki
[00:18.60]
[00:23.74] chéng shì lǐ qī hēi de yè wǎn yī kǒu kōng qì
[00:26.25] The Center of Comedy dà shī jí de xǐ jù
[00:28.45] ài shàng wǒ de guān zhòng jiù qǐng nǐ bèi guò qù
[00:30.97] nǐ yào xiǎo xīn bié bèi guò qì I' m a God of Paris
[00:33.46] duì shì jiè chōng mǎn huái yí Keep your feet go over my knee
[00:36.30] xiē sī dǐ lǐ gēn wǒ bǐ chōu fēng fā pí qì
[00:38.69] suǒ yǐ dāng wǒ shì shén jīng bìng wǒ yào tǎn bái wǒ de zuì xíng
[00:41.46] nǐ yào xiǎo xīn bié pèng huài tīng zhěn qì
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[00:43.65] dōu shì jiāo yì Pay for Psycho Agency
[00:45.99] wǒ dé dào líng gǎn quán kào zì jǐ chū mài zì jǐ
[00:48.50] quán shì jiè dōu néng zhī dào de mì mì
[00:50.24] fàng qì le ān quán dì
[00:51.43] bù tóng liú de là jī zhōng jiāng bèi tóng liú pāo qì
[00:53.75] xià dàn bú huì shuō huà de jī guǎn tā de dǐ xì
[00:56.22] xià dàn huì shuō huà de jī zhǐ hǎo děng zhe bèi rén tì
[00:59.11] jiù xiàng nà zhī jī wǒ de hǎo pí qì
[01:01.10] dōu dāng wǒ shì Pea Nobody will give a sheet
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[01:03.49] Attention wǒ bú shì nǐ de jiā rén
[01:06.09] Attention wǒ yě bú shì nǐ de tóng bàn
[01:08.51] Attention wǒ lián péng yǒu dōu bù suàn
[01:11.12] xiǎng wū miè wǒ de huà jiù ràng nǐ mǎn dì zhǎo yá
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[01:13.53] Attention wǒ bú shì nǐ de jiā rén
[01:16.09] Attention wǒ yě bú shì nǐ de tóng bàn
[01:18.65] Attention wǒ lián péng yǒu dōu bù suàn
[01:21.10] gǎn wū miè wǒ de huà jiù ràng nǐ mǎn dì zhǎo yá
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[01:33.48] Aye wǒ shì chén bǎi liù yè sè de biān jí
[01:36.22] Mark all these haters jiē shòu wǒ de gōng jī
[01:38.68] xiě zài qián miàn dí huà dāng wǒ shì shén me dōng xī
[01:41.02] wǒ qìng xìng wǒ hái shì xià dàn huì shuō huà de jī
[01:44.47] wǒ xǐ huān fù zhì hé zhān tiē
[01:46.22] zhè duàn shì yuán chuàng shōu qǐ nǐ de mà jiē
[01:48.62] bǎ nǐ wǎng xià lā nǐ zhàn dé tài gāo
[01:51.11] wǒ de wén zì rú dāo yīng gāi shì bǎ ròu dāo
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[01:53.62] xiàng páo dīng yì diǎn yì diǎn de gē
[01:55.80] nǐ néng chī dào de fèn liàng dōu shì wǒ zài fēn
[01:58.44] jué suì le wǒ gǎn jué yì wài de shēng
[02:00.75] wǒ yě hěn yì wài nǐ hái yǒu zhèng cháng de gǎn guān
[02:03.41] tiān liáng le xiǎo xīn rè shāng fēng
[02:05.65] rě shàng wǒ zhè yàng de fēng zi xiào yuán guǎng bō
[02:08.16] zài wǎng xià lā pà nǐ shuāi dǎo tài shāng
[02:10.62] shōu hǎo nǐ de shī tǐ hǎo fāng biàn wǒ shàng xiāng
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[02:13.54] Attention wǒ bú shì nǐ de jiā rén
[02:15.91] Attention wǒ yě bú shì nǐ de tóng bàn
[02:18.42] Attention wǒ lián péng yǒu dōu bù suàn
[02:20.64] xiǎng wū miè wǒ de huà jiù ràng nǐ mǎn dì zhǎo yá
[02:23.30]
[02:23.49] Attention wǒ bú shì nǐ de jiā rén
[02:25.86] Attention wǒ yě bú shì nǐ de tóng bàn
[02:28.38] Attention wǒ lián péng yǒu dōu bù suàn
[02:30.85] xiǎng wū miè wǒ de huà jiù ràng nǐ mǎn dì zhǎo yá
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[02:43.43] xiàng cì wèi yí yàng de shēng Psycho Logic
[02:45.45] ēn yuàn fēn míng jiù shì wǒ de tiān shēng wú fǎ xuǎn zé Para Logic
[02:48.92] When I Eat, My Family Gonna Eat Too
[02:50.59] qíng gǎn jiù xiàng lè gāo duī dié bù néng shǎo yí kuài de jī mù
[02:53.39] qíng gǎn jiù xiàng shí wù jū jiǔ wū de niú ròu
[02:55.47] yī dào yī dào bǎi shàng cān zhuō nǐ gēn wǒ dōu yǒu fèn shí de jué wù
[02:58.27] wǒ men wèi zhì hái gòu bù yòng miǎn qiǎng rù zuò
[03:00.50] suí shí huān yíng nǐ de guāng gù Welcome to TNight
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