No Substitute

No Substitute Lyrics

Song No Substitute
Artist Chef
Album The South Park - Chef Aid
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[00:18.65] You know, Kathie Lee..
[00:20.62] you are a very special woman.
[00:24.20] I don't mean special in a Mary Tyler Moore way..
[00:28.02] Or an extra-value meal at Happy Burger way..
[00:31.72] No, I mean special,
[00:34.98] like the song of the hummingbird..
[00:37.57] As it gets ready to find a female hummingburd..
[00:40.99] And make sweet love to it, all night long.
[00:46.18] Just 2 hummingbirds,
[00:48.95] moaning and groaning..
[00:52.11] Lettin' their bodies caress,
[00:53.97] and touch each other in ecstasy.
[00:57.85] Slowly the male hummingbird gets behind the female hummingbird..
[01:03.57] And eases his way into her golden valley.
[01:08.20] Gliding Gently, in and out..
[01:13.33] in and out..
[01:15.79] ooh, in and out..
[01:18.97] 2 hummingbirds doin' it doggy style all night long..
[01:23.22] Until finally,
[01:24.64] the male hummingbird screams with passion..
[01:28.05] and lets his little humming gravy fly all over the nest..
[01:31.03] Yeah.. and it makes me wanna..
[01:35.93] It makes me wanna sing this special song for you,
[01:40.89] Yeah baby.. yeah mama
[01:45.26] Oh Kathie Lee,
[01:47.84] your such a special woman to me!
[01:50.61] How I'd love to lay ya down..
[01:53.68] And lick every inch of your bodaay with my tongue!
[01:58.26] Kathie Lee, you're my sexual fantasy..
[02:02.70] How 'bout you and me,
[02:04.87] get it together and make sweet love!
[02:08.90] Cos, nobody can take your place,
[02:11.90] no way they could match your face
[02:15.11] You've got it goin' on in a way so clear,
[02:19.17] I just wanna buy you a beer
[02:22.00] I thought maybe tonight at 7:30 or something I could come by and uh..
[02:25.98] pick you up in my caaaaarrr..
[02:29.46] No Substitute, No Substitute for you,
[02:32.21] No Substitute! No baby there's..
[02:35.25] No Substitute, for you girl,
[02:37.15] No Substitute for you now!
[02:39.68] I know you love my body so much
[02:42.10] It's something you can't have but touch, oww!
[02:45.46] I might let you if you promise to be gentle..
[02:48.59] hmm, now i'm gettin' all sentimental..
[02:50.46] Maybe tonight after pick you up in my car,
[02:52.31] we could bog down over by the gas station
[02:54.59] and go for 2 weeks and 1 night in the back seat and..
[02:56.15] Drop you off at hooome..
[02:59.21] No Substitute, No Substitute for you,
[03:02.29] No Substitute! No baby there's..
[03:04.80] No Substitute, come on lemme sing..
[03:06.75] No Substitute for you now!
[03:09.74] Now you remember our 2 hummingbirds?
[03:12.06] Well, after their night of Passion..
[03:14.78] The male hummingbird couldn't sleep or eat..
[03:16.95] All he could think about was that one incredible night..
[03:20.27] when feathers wee flying all over the nest,
[03:22.94] and beaks were where they shouldn't be..
[03:25.82] So he puts his beak lips together and whistles a song..
[03:29.04] Calling that femaly hummingbird back for another night of fire..
[03:33.46] Just like i'm calling for you baby..
[03:35.84] Hey, get yo' ass over her for some good lovin'!
[03:39.72] There's only one word that can describe you..
[03:42.65] Your a flippety-floppity-hotcha-mamma-hoo-hoo!
[03:45.56] You've got everything i've ever wanted..
[03:48.44] ..my metaphors have all been exhausted!
[03:51.55] So what's say you and I forget about singing this song
[03:53.87] And act like a couple of hummingbirds ourselves
[03:55.94] and get down to some businessss..
[03:59.11] No Substitute, No Substitute for you,
[04:01.94] No-no-no-no Substitute! No baby there's..
[04:04.91] No Substitute, for you girl..
[04:07.01] No Substitute for you
[04:08.47] No-no-no-no-no-Substitute.. for you girl..
[04:11.06] Ladies and Gentlemen, the fabulous.. Chef-ettes!
[04:14.58] No-no-no-no-sub-sti-tute-for-you baby
[04:19.67] no-no-no-no-no-no, for you girl.. No Substitute..
[04:24.67] No Substitute, No substitute for you..
[04:29.94] Kathie Leeeee!
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