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[Singers:]Brian! Skate! Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight! Brian! Skate! |
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[Lead Singer:] |
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What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now? He'd make a plan and he'd follow through. That's what Brian Boitano'd |
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do. |
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Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight! |
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When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics skating for the gold, he did two solchows and a triple lutz while wearing a |
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blindfold. When Brian Boitano was in the Alps fighting grizzly bears, he used his magical fire-breath and saved the maidens, |
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fair. |
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Brian! S-s-skate! Brian! Live! |
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So what would Brian Boitano'd do if he was here today? I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two. That's what Brian Boitano'd do. |
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Brian! Skate! Brian! Live! |
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When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010, he fought the evil robot king and saved us all agian. When Brian |
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Boitano built the pyramids, he beat up Kounlah Khan! Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take sh*t from an-y-bo-dy! |
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[Man In Back:] |
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No! Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those! |
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[Singers:] |
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I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings. I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings. I've never seen a man eat |
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so many chicken wings. [man:]AAAHHHH! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! AAAHHHH! I've never seen a man EAT SO |
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MANY CHICKEN WINGS!! AAAHHHH!! I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!! AAAHHHH!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO |
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MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!!! |
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Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight! |
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Brain Boitano-o was born on the planet of Krynuk. He came to Earth to save us all from borans and unstuck. Hideedodee! |
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Hideeday! Brian Boitano's here. So round up all your lasses and tell 'em they have no fears. Say, "Come over here my honey, |
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and come and I'll take off my pants. and I'm gonna make dirty love to you, cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do." Cause |
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that's what Brian Boitano'd DO! |