The Internet is For Porn

The Internet is For Porn Lyrics

Song The Internet is For Porn
Artist Various Artists
Album Avenue Q
Download Image LRC TXT
[00:11.45] The internet is really really great
[00:14.37] For porn
[00:16.47] I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
[00:20.06] For porn
[00:20.95] Huh?
[00:21.63] There's always some new site,
[00:23.63] For porn!
[00:24.99] I browse all day and night
[00:25.75] For porn!
[00:26.75] It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
[00:29.30] For porn!
[00:31.57] Trekkie!
[00:32.54] The internet is for porn
[00:33.81] Trekkie!
[00:34.54] The internet is for porn,
[00:36.51] What are you doing!?
[00:37.17] Why you think the net was born?
[00:39.55] Porn porn porn
[00:42.27] Treee—kkie!
[00:43.50] Oh hello kate monster
[00:45.39] You are ruining my song
[00:47.05] Oh me sorry, me no mean to
[00:49.75] Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
[00:53.98] Me no talkie
[00:55.58] Good
[00:56.15] I’m glad we have this new technology
[00:58.88] For porn
[01:00.38] Which gives us untold opportunity
[01:04.83] For por—oops, sorry
[01:06.63] Right from you own desktop
[01:08.12] For ---
[01:08.70] You can research browse and shop
[01:10.70] Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
[01:14.90] FOR PORN!!
[01:16.45]
[01:18.37] The internet is for porn!
[01:19.14] Noooo
[01:19.63] The internet if for porn!
[01:20.89] Trekkie
[01:21.62] Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
[01:26.96] That’s gross you’re a pervert
[01:30.15] Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
[01:32.84] NO really, your a pervert
[01:35.47] Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet
[01:40.59] Ohhhh?
[01:41.98] What?!
[01:42.98] You have no idea
[01:45.45] Ready normal people?
[01:47.12] Ready--- ready ----ready
[01:49.32] Let me hear it!
[01:49.87] The internet is for porn!
[01:51.61] Sorry kate
[01:52.31] The internet is for porn!
[01:53.54] I masturbate!
[01:54.81] All these guys unzip their flies
[01:57.28] For porn, porn, porn!
[01:58.70] The internet is not for porn!!
[01:59.70] PORN!, PORN, P---
[02:01.36] HOLD ON A SECOND!
[02:03.20] Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
[02:06.20] That’s correct.
[02:11.18] And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
[02:14.50] Sure!
[02:16.15] And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
[02:19.90] Yes I do!
[02:21.18] And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
[02:25.36] True!
[02:26.50] Oh, but Kate-
[02:28.06] What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
[02:29.55] . .yeah
[02:31.42] EEEWWWWW!
[02:33.00] The internet is for porn!
[02:36.35] Gross!
[02:37.18] The internet is for porn!
[02:38.68] I hate porn
[02:39.75] Grab your dick and double click
[02:42.06] I hate you men!
[02:44.82] For porn, porn, porn!
[02:46.64] I’m leaving!
[02:47.31] Porn, porn, porn, porn
[02:48.75] I hate the internet!
[02:49.92] Porn, porn, porn, porn
[02:51.13] The internet is for
[02:51.90] The internet is for
[02:52.58] The internet is for PORN!
[02:53.33] YEAH!
[00:11.45] The internet is really really great
[00:14.37] For porn
[00:16.47] I' ve got a fast connection so i don' t have to wait
[00:20.06] For porn
[00:20.95] Huh?
[00:21.63] There' s always some new site,
[00:23.63] For porn!
[00:24.99] I browse all day and night
[00:25.75] For porn!
[00:26.75] It' s like i' m surfing at the speed of light
[00:29.30] For porn!
[00:31.57] Trekkie!
[00:32.54] The internet is for porn
[00:33.81] Trekkie!
[00:34.54] The internet is for porn,
[00:36.51] What are you doing!?
[00:37.17] Why you think the net was born?
[00:39.55] Porn porn porn
[00:42.27] Treee kkie!
[00:43.50] Oh hello kate monster
[00:45.39] You are ruining my song
[00:47.05] Oh me sorry, me no mean to
[00:49.75] Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
[00:53.98] Me no talkie
[00:55.58] Good
[00:56.15] I' m glad we have this new technology
[00:58.88] For porn
[01:00.38] Which gives us untold opportunity
[01:04.83] For por oops, sorry
[01:06.63] Right from you own desktop
[01:08.12] For
[01:08.70] You can research browse and shop
[01:10.70] Until you' ve had enough and your ready to stop
[01:14.90] FOR PORN!!
[01:16.45]
[01:18.37] The internet is for porn!
[01:19.14] Noooo
[01:19.63] The internet if for porn!
[01:20.89] Trekkie
[01:21.62] Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
[01:26.96] That' s gross you' re a pervert
[01:30.15] Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
[01:32.84] NO really, your a pervert
[01:35.47] Normal people don' t sit at home and look at porn on the internet
[01:40.59] Ohhhh?
[01:41.98] What?!
[01:42.98] You have no idea
[01:45.45] Ready normal people?
[01:47.12] Ready ready ready
[01:49.32] Let me hear it!
[01:49.87] The internet is for porn!
[01:51.61] Sorry kate
[01:52.31] The internet is for porn!
[01:53.54] I masturbate!
[01:54.81] All these guys unzip their flies
[01:57.28] For porn, porn, porn!
[01:58.70] The internet is not for porn!!
[01:59.70] PORN!, PORN, P
[02:01.36] HOLD ON A SECOND!
[02:03.20] Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
[02:06.20] That' s correct.
[02:11.18] And Brian, you buy things on Amazon. com
[02:14.50] Sure!
[02:16.15] And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
[02:19.90] Yes I do!
[02:21.18] And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
[02:25.36] True!
[02:26.50] Oh, but Kate
[02:28.06] What you think he do . . . after? hmm?
[02:29.55] . . yeah
[02:31.42] EEEWWWWW!
[02:33.00] The internet is for porn!
[02:36.35] Gross!
[02:37.18] The internet is for porn!
[02:38.68] I hate porn
[02:39.75] Grab your dick and double click
[02:42.06] I hate you men!
[02:44.82] For porn, porn, porn!
[02:46.64] I' m leaving!
[02:47.31] Porn, porn, porn, porn
[02:48.75] I hate the internet!
[02:49.92] Porn, porn, porn, porn
[02:51.13] The internet is for
[02:51.90] The internet is for
[02:52.58] The internet is for PORN!
[02:53.33] YEAH!
[00:11.45] The internet is really really great
[00:14.37] For porn
[00:16.47] I' ve got a fast connection so i don' t have to wait
[00:20.06] For porn
[00:20.95] Huh?
[00:21.63] There' s always some new site,
[00:23.63] For porn!
[00:24.99] I browse all day and night
[00:25.75] For porn!
[00:26.75] It' s like i' m surfing at the speed of light
[00:29.30] For porn!
[00:31.57] Trekkie!
[00:32.54] The internet is for porn
[00:33.81] Trekkie!
[00:34.54] The internet is for porn,
[00:36.51] What are you doing!?
[00:37.17] Why you think the net was born?
[00:39.55] Porn porn porn
[00:42.27] Treee kkie!
[00:43.50] Oh hello kate monster
[00:45.39] You are ruining my song
[00:47.05] Oh me sorry, me no mean to
[00:49.75] Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
[00:53.98] Me no talkie
[00:55.58] Good
[00:56.15] I' m glad we have this new technology
[00:58.88] For porn
[01:00.38] Which gives us untold opportunity
[01:04.83] For por oops, sorry
[01:06.63] Right from you own desktop
[01:08.12] For
[01:08.70] You can research browse and shop
[01:10.70] Until you' ve had enough and your ready to stop
[01:14.90] FOR PORN!!
[01:16.45]
[01:18.37] The internet is for porn!
[01:19.14] Noooo
[01:19.63] The internet if for porn!
[01:20.89] Trekkie
[01:21.62] Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
[01:26.96] That' s gross you' re a pervert
[01:30.15] Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
[01:32.84] NO really, your a pervert
[01:35.47] Normal people don' t sit at home and look at porn on the internet
[01:40.59] Ohhhh?
[01:41.98] What?!
[01:42.98] You have no idea
[01:45.45] Ready normal people?
[01:47.12] Ready ready ready
[01:49.32] Let me hear it!
[01:49.87] The internet is for porn!
[01:51.61] Sorry kate
[01:52.31] The internet is for porn!
[01:53.54] I masturbate!
[01:54.81] All these guys unzip their flies
[01:57.28] For porn, porn, porn!
[01:58.70] The internet is not for porn!!
[01:59.70] PORN!, PORN, P
[02:01.36] HOLD ON A SECOND!
[02:03.20] Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
[02:06.20] That' s correct.
[02:11.18] And Brian, you buy things on Amazon. com
[02:14.50] Sure!
[02:16.15] And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
[02:19.90] Yes I do!
[02:21.18] And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
[02:25.36] True!
[02:26.50] Oh, but Kate
[02:28.06] What you think he do . . . after? hmm?
[02:29.55] . . yeah
[02:31.42] EEEWWWWW!
[02:33.00] The internet is for porn!
[02:36.35] Gross!
[02:37.18] The internet is for porn!
[02:38.68] I hate porn
[02:39.75] Grab your dick and double click
[02:42.06] I hate you men!
[02:44.82] For porn, porn, porn!
[02:46.64] I' m leaving!
[02:47.31] Porn, porn, porn, porn
[02:48.75] I hate the internet!
[02:49.92] Porn, porn, porn, porn
[02:51.13] The internet is for
[02:51.90] The internet is for
[02:52.58] The internet is for PORN!
[02:53.33] YEAH!
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