| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : 季玉申 |
| [00:00.708] | 作词 : 季玉申 |
| [00:02.124] | 请问侬讲啥？ |
| [00:03.913] | 天气蛮冷啊？ |
| [00:05.966] | 天气预报讲今朝短袖子么撒问题额呀 |
| [00:09.723] | 哎侬又哪能啦？ |
| [00:11.476] | 肚皮又饿啦？ |
| [00:13.230] | 外卖叫叫噶便当么手脚动起来呀 |
| [00:24.255] | 他上班打卡下班打车 他来去如风如电 |
| [00:31.525] | 他直腰直背直通通肚肠 眼神透着信念 |
| [00:38.310] | 他刚才有没有在看我 开心紧张喵喵叫 |
| [00:42.067] | 哎女孩别挡住画面火影正在挥舞他的剑 |
| [00:53.592] | 你不懂 你不懂 不懂鸳鸯谱的灵验 |
| [00:57.351] | 你忧郁眼神回眸那一刻她总以为来电 |
| [01:00.861] | 你不懂 你不懂 不懂丘比特的乱箭 |
| [01:04.621] | 她小鹿乱撞红霞满面要等你到哪天 |
| [01:08.131] | 哦哟出啥事体啦？ |
| [01:10.136] | 电脑坏特啦？ |
| [01:11.928] | 加内存格硬盘RESET侬会得操作伐？ |
| [01:15.438] | 哎侬又啥体啦？ |
| [01:17.475] | 噶西多包哎要买？ |
| [01:19.481] | 侬买电脑人家送只包伐是用起来蛮实惠吗？ |
| [01:23.491] | 我要亲亲抱抱举高高 |
| [01:25.746] | 那你得先减肥 |
| [01:38.033] | 他上班打卡下班打车 来去如风如电 |
| [01:41.547] | 他直腰直背直通通肚肠 眼神透着信念 |
| [01:45.309] | 他精通Java C++ 国家地理还有达尔文 |
| [01:48.822] | 别和他争 小心他一言不合就开始对你科普进化论 |
| [01:52.582] | 话说进化论 猪手好吃炖一炖 |
| [01:56.093] | 你可别害羞 伸手抓才是窍门 |
| [01:59.852] | 你看你的脸 面膜太贵省一省 |
| [02:03.610] | 啃个猪皮胶原蛋白回你面庞你才正！ |
| [02:08.120] | 哎，如果我和你妈同时掉水里…… |
| [02:09.624] | 那水就瀑出来了 |
| [02:11.409] | 你不懂 你不懂 不懂鸳鸯谱的灵验 |
| [02:14.924] | 你忧郁眼神回眸那一刻她总以为来电 |
| [02:18.431] | 你不懂 你不懂 不懂丘比特的乱箭 |
| [02:22.192] | 她小鹿乱撞红霞满面要等你到哪天 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : ji yu shen |
| [00:00.708] | zuo ci : ji yu shen |
| [00:02.124] | qing wen nong jiang sha? |
| [00:03.913] | tian qi man leng a? |
| [00:05.966] | tian qi yu bao jiang jin zhao duan xiu zi mo sa wen ti e ya |
| [00:09.723] | ai nong you na neng la? |
| [00:11.476] | du pi you e la? |
| [00:13.230] | wai mai jiao jiao ga bian dang me shou jiao dong qi lai ya |
| [00:24.255] | ta shang ban da ka xia ban da che ta lai qu ru feng ru dian |
| [00:31.525] | ta zhi yao zhi bei zhi tong tong du chang yan shen tou zhe xin nian |
| [00:38.310] | ta gang cai you mei you zai kan wo kai xin jin zhang miao miao jiao |
| [00:42.067] | ai nv hai bie dang zhu hua mian huo ying zheng zai hui wu ta de jian |
| [00:53.592] | ni bu dong ni bu dong bu dong yuan yang pu de ling yan |
| [00:57.351] | ni you yu yan shen hui mou na yi ke ta zong yi wei lai dian |
| [01:00.861] | ni bu dong ni bu dong bu dong qiu bi te de luan jian |
| [01:04.621] | ta xiao lu luan zhuang hong xia man mian yao deng ni dao na tian |
| [01:08.131] | o yo chu sha shi ti la? |
| [01:10.136] | dian nao huai te la? |
| [01:11.928] | jia nei cun ge ying pan RESET nong hui de cao zuo fa? |
| [01:15.438] | ai nong you sha ti la? |
| [01:17.475] | ga xi duo bao ai yao mai? |
| [01:19.481] | nong mai dian nao ren jia song zhi bao fa shi yong qi lai man shi hui ma? |
| [01:23.491] | wo yao qin qin bao bao ju gao gao |
| [01:25.746] | na ni de xian jian fei |
| [01:38.033] | ta shang ban da ka xia ban da che lai qu ru feng ru dian |
| [01:41.547] | ta zhi yao zhi bei zhi tong tong du chang yan shen tou zhe xin nian |
| [01:45.309] | ta jing tong Java C guo jia di li hai you da er wen |
| [01:48.822] | bie he ta zheng xiao xin ta yi yan bu he jiu kai shi dui ni ke pu jin hua lun |
| [01:52.582] | hua shuo jin hua lun zhu shou hao chi dun yi dun |
| [01:56.093] | ni ke bie hai xiu shen shou zhua cai shi qiao men |
| [01:59.852] | ni kan ni de lian mian mo tai gui sheng yi sheng |
| [02:03.610] | ken ge zhu pi jiao yuan dan bai hui ni mian pang ni cai zheng! |
| [02:08.120] | ai, ru guo wo he ni ma tong shi diao shui li |
| [02:09.624] | na shui jiu pu chu lai le |
| [02:11.409] | ni bu dong ni bu dong bu dong yuan yang pu de ling yan |
| [02:14.924] | ni you yu yan shen hui mou na yi ke ta zong yi wei lai dian |
| [02:18.431] | ni bu dong ni bu dong bu dong qiu bi te de luan jian |
| [02:22.192] | ta xiao lu luan zhuang hong xia man mian yao deng ni dao na tian |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : jì yù shēn |
| [00:00.708] | zuò cí : jì yù shēn |
| [00:02.124] | qǐng wèn nóng jiǎng shà? |
| [00:03.913] | tiān qì mán lěng a? |
| [00:05.966] | tiān qì yù bào jiǎng jīn zhāo duǎn xiù zǐ mǒ sā wèn tí é ya |
| [00:09.723] | āi nóng yòu nǎ néng la? |
| [00:11.476] | dù pí yòu è la? |
| [00:13.230] | wài mài jiào jiào gá biàn dāng me shǒu jiǎo dòng qǐ lái ya |
| [00:24.255] | tā shàng bān dǎ kǎ xià bān dǎ chē tā lái qù rú fēng rú diàn |
| [00:31.525] | tā zhí yāo zhí bèi zhí tōng tōng dù cháng yǎn shén tòu zhe xìn niàn |
| [00:38.310] | tā gāng cái yǒu méi yǒu zài kàn wǒ kāi xīn jǐn zhāng miāo miāo jiào |
| [00:42.067] | āi nǚ hái bié dǎng zhù huà miàn huǒ yǐng zhèng zài huī wǔ tā de jiàn |
| [00:53.592] | nǐ bù dǒng nǐ bù dǒng bù dǒng yuān yāng pǔ de líng yàn |
| [00:57.351] | nǐ yōu yù yǎn shén huí móu nà yī kè tā zǒng yǐ wéi lái diàn |
| [01:00.861] | nǐ bù dǒng nǐ bù dǒng bù dǒng qiū bǐ tè de luàn jiàn |
| [01:04.621] | tā xiǎo lù luàn zhuàng hóng xiá mǎn miàn yào děng nǐ dào nǎ tiān |
| [01:08.131] | ó yō chū shà shì tǐ la? |
| [01:10.136] | diàn nǎo huài tè la? |
| [01:11.928] | jiā nèi cún gé yìng pán RESET nóng huì de cāo zuò fá? |
| [01:15.438] | āi nóng yòu shà tǐ la? |
| [01:17.475] | gá xī duō bāo āi yào mǎi? |
| [01:19.481] | nóng mǎi diàn nǎo rén jiā sòng zhǐ bāo fá shì yòng qǐ lái mán shí huì ma? |
| [01:23.491] | wǒ yào qīn qīn bào bào jǔ gāo gāo |
| [01:25.746] | nà nǐ dé xiān jiǎn féi |
| [01:38.033] | tā shàng bān dǎ kǎ xià bān dǎ chē lái qù rú fēng rú diàn |
| [01:41.547] | tā zhí yāo zhí bèi zhí tōng tōng dù cháng yǎn shén tòu zhe xìn niàn |
| [01:45.309] | tā jīng tōng Java C guó jiā dì lǐ hái yǒu dá ěr wén |
| [01:48.822] | bié hé tā zhēng xiǎo xīn tā yī yán bù hé jiù kāi shǐ duì nǐ kē pǔ jìn huà lùn |
| [01:52.582] | huà shuō jìn huà lùn zhū shǒu hǎo chī dùn yī dùn |
| [01:56.093] | nǐ kě bié hài xiū shēn shǒu zhuā cái shì qiào mén |
| [01:59.852] | nǐ kàn nǐ de liǎn miàn mó tài guì shěng yī shěng |
| [02:03.610] | kěn gè zhū pí jiāo yuán dàn bái huí nǐ miàn páng nǐ cái zhèng! |
| [02:08.120] | āi, rú guǒ wǒ hé nǐ mā tóng shí diào shuǐ lǐ |
| [02:09.624] | nà shuǐ jiù pù chū lái le |
| [02:11.409] | nǐ bù dǒng nǐ bù dǒng bù dǒng yuān yāng pǔ de líng yàn |
| [02:14.924] | nǐ yōu yù yǎn shén huí móu nà yī kè tā zǒng yǐ wéi lái diàn |
| [02:18.431] | nǐ bù dǒng nǐ bù dǒng bù dǒng qiū bǐ tè de luàn jiàn |
| [02:22.192] | tā xiǎo lù luàn zhuàng hóng xiá mǎn miàn yào děng nǐ dào nǎ tiān |
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