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Peter:♪I know I haven't always been the perfect spouse.♪ |
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Lois: You do OK. |
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Peter: ♪I drink too much and leave the cans around the house.♪ |
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Lois: Well you do, do that. |
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Peter:♪ And once I cleaned up Stewie's doody with your blouse.♪ |
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Lois: What?! |
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Peter: ♪I may be thoughtless.♪ |
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Lois: No you're not. |
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Peter: ♪I may be sloppy♪ |
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Lois: Well, a little |
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Peter: ♪I may be stupid.♪ |
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Lois: Well, a lot. |
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Peter: ♪But I'm yours♪ |
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Lois: ♪You're figure isn't always what it ought to be.♪ |
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Peter: Eh, I gotta lose five pounds. |
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Lois: ♪But rollie-pollie belly's never bothered me.♪ |
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Peter: Thank you! |
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Lois: ♪Or that you scream for hours when you hurt your knee.♪ |
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Peter: (Breathes in) Ahh(breathes out). {Just like he did when he fell after finding the pawtucket scroll}. |
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Peter: ♪I may be chubby.♪ |
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Lois; Well, 296. |
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Peter: ♪I may be lazy.♪ |
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Lois: sorry, 298. |
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Peter: ♪I may be clumsy♪ |
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Lois: Only often |
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Peter; ♪But I'm yours♪ |
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Lois: ♪What if one day a rapist attacked me?♪ |
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Peter: ♪I would use him to mop up the street.♪ |
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Lois: You would? |
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Peter: You bet! ♪I got a left hook.♪ |
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Lois: What if he was big? |
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Peter: ♪I got a right hook♪ |
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Lois: What if it was a woman? |
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Peter: ♪I got a camera, freaking sweet.♪ |
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Peter/Lois: ♪♪I/You may be brainless.♪♪ |
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Peter/Lois: ♪♪I/You may be witless.♪♪ |
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Peter: ♪I may be Irish.♪ |
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Peter: ♪But I'm yours.♪ |
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Lois: ♪And would you wash the dishes if I asked you to?♪ |
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♪That kind of thing is every woman's dream come true.♪ |
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Peter: ♪I'll do 'em when this very special Coach is through.♪ |
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Lois: Will you empty the trash? |
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Peter: ♪I got a backache.♪ |
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Lois: Will you fix the toilet? |
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Peter: ♪I got a headache.♪ |
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Lois: Will you vacuum the den? |
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Peter: ♪I got a penis♪ |
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Lois: You're a sexist. |
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Peter: ♪But I'm yours.♪ |
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Lois: ♪They say a man should treat his lady like a prize.♪ |
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♪A goddess Greek to worship with adoring eyes.♪ |
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Peter: ♪But I won't do that freeky thing of humpin' guys.♪ |
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Peter: ♪I may be phobic♪ |
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♪I may be stinky♪ |
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♪I may be farting♪ {farts} |
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♪But I'm yours.♪ |
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Lois: ♪Would you brave any hurdle to save me?♪ |
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Peter: ♪I would slay any foes by the scores.♪ |
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Lois: Lions? |
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Peter: ♪I got a shotgun.♪ |
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Lois: Tigers? |
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Peter: ♪I got a blowtorch.♪ |
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Lois: The Christian right? |
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Peter: ♪I got a porno.♪ |
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Lois: That'll do it. |
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Peter: ♪'Cause I'm yours.♪ |
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Peter/Lois: ♪♪I/You may be dopey.♪♪ |
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Peter/Lois: ♪♪I/You may be messy.♪♪ |
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Peter/Lois: ♪♪I may be Peter.♪♪ |
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Peter/Lois: ♪And I'm yours.♪ |