| Song | Theme from "Family Guy" |
| Artist | Various Artists |
| Album | Family Guy Live in Vegas |
| It seems today, | |
| That all you see, | |
| Is violence in movies, | |
| and sex on T.V. | |
| But where are those good old fashion values.... | |
| On which we used to rely?! | |
| Lucky there's a family guy! | |
| Lucky there's a man who, | |
| positively can do, | |
| all the things that make us... | |
| Laugh and cry! | |
| He's our family guy! |