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Bravely bold Sir Robin |
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Rode forth from Camelot |
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He was not afraid to die |
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Oh Brave Sir Robin |
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He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways |
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Brave, Brave, Brave Brave Sir Robin. |
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He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp |
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Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken |
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To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away |
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And his limbs all hacked and mangled, Brave Sir Robin. |
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His head smashed in and his heart cut out |
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And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged |
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And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned up |
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And his penis...(made to stop by Robin) |
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Brave Sir Robin ran away. |
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Bravely ran away, away. |
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When danger rears it's ugly head |
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He bravely turned his tail and fled. |
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Yes Brave Sir Robin turned about |
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He gallantly chickened out. |
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Bravely taking to his feet |
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He beat a very brave retreat. |
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Oh bravest of the brave, Sir Robin. |
