| Song | Abstinence |
| Artist | Various Artists |
| Album | Clerks II (Music From The Motion Picture ) |
| [00:00.37] | Seriously, Elias, have you and Myra had sex yet? |
| [00:03.23] | Well, that's just kind of personal,Randal. |
| [00:06.01] | Come on！ I tell you about my sex life all the life. |
| [00:09.13] | I let you smell my singers after I fvcked Taton Weathers' kid sister |
| [00:12.17] | In the office that one time, didn't I? |
| [00:13.89] | You kind of made me smell your fingers |
| [00:16.59] | Maybe you just don't like the *****. |
| [00:18.47] | Maybe you're all about the ****. |
| [00:20.72] | No, no, I like the *****. |
| [00:22.64] | So come on. |
| [00:23.64] | Did Myra ever give you a crack at her crack or what? |
| [00:26.27] | Well, not that it's any of your business, Randal. But she can't. |
| [00:30.17] | Why? |
| [00:31.22] | Jesus, Elias, come on. You got to start trusting me more |
| [00:34.35] | Because once Dante's gone, you're gonna be my new best friend. |
| [00:37.72] | No, I'm not. |
| [00:40.14] | Who the fvck else am I gonna hang out with? |
| [00:42.46] | It's gonna be you and me, buddy |
| [00:43.88] | So come on. You got to start trusting me more. |
| [00:46.71] | Open up and tell me shit. Like why haven't you fvcked Myra yet? |
| [00:50.79] | Well, we can't because of Pillow Pants. |
| [00:55.23] | What the fvck's Pillow Pants? |
| [00:56.33] | Pillow Pants is alittle troll who lives in her ***** |
| [01:00.47] |
| [00:00.37] | Seriously, Elias, have you and Myra had sex yet? |
| [00:03.23] | Well, that' s just kind of personal, Randal. |
| [00:06.01] | Come on! I tell you about my sex life all the life. |
| [00:09.13] | I let you smell my singers after I fvcked Taton Weathers' kid sister |
| [00:12.17] | In the office that one time, didn' t I? |
| [00:13.89] | You kind of made me smell your fingers |
| [00:16.59] | Maybe you just don' t like the . |
| [00:18.47] | Maybe you' re all about the . |
| [00:20.72] | No, no, I like the . |
| [00:22.64] | So come on. |
| [00:23.64] | Did Myra ever give you a crack at her crack or what? |
| [00:26.27] | Well, not that it' s any of your business, Randal. But she can' t. |
| [00:30.17] | Why? |
| [00:31.22] | Jesus, Elias, come on. You got to start trusting me more |
| [00:34.35] | Because once Dante' s gone, you' re gonna be my new best friend. |
| [00:37.72] | No, I' m not. |
| [00:40.14] | Who the fvck else am I gonna hang out with? |
| [00:42.46] | It' s gonna be you and me, buddy |
| [00:43.88] | So come on. You got to start trusting me more. |
| [00:46.71] | Open up and tell me shit. Like why haven' t you fvcked Myra yet? |
| [00:50.79] | Well, we can' t because of Pillow Pants. |
| [00:55.23] | What the fvck' s Pillow Pants? |
| [00:56.33] | Pillow Pants is alittle troll who lives in her |
| [01:00.47] |