The Perfect Gift

The Perfect Gift Lyrics

Song The Perfect Gift
Artist Various Artists
Album Clerks II (Music From The Motion Picture )
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[00:00.66] So, um…
[00:06.83] Are you looking for a good Transformers site?
[00:09.19] Because at CarToBots.com, you can get an avatar.
[00:15.34] That's your picture morphed to look like a robot.
[00:18.50] Come on, man
[00:19.45] You know I only surf Transformers sites
[00:21.21] When there's girls around, so they can see how cool I am.
[00:24.11] So what are you doing then?
[00:25.81] Trying to secure a going away present for Mr.Dante
[00:28.87] Really?
[00:30.22] Well, how about an Arwen sword replica?
[00:33.83] What?
[00:34.72] Uh…
[00:36.78] "Cause it's, like, thoughtful and practical"
[00:41.55] I was thinking of something a little more sexy.
[00:44.20] Well, what's sexier than an elf princess's sword?
[00:48.71] A donkey show.
[00:50.26] What's that?
[00:51.52] You ever see a chick give a mule a blow job?
[00:00.66] So, um
[00:06.83] Are you looking for a good Transformers site?
[00:09.19] Because at CarToBots. com, you can get an avatar.
[00:15.34] That' s your picture morphed to look like a robot.
[00:18.50] Come on, man
[00:19.45] You know I only surf Transformers sites
[00:21.21] When there' s girls around, so they can see how cool I am.
[00:24.11] So what are you doing then?
[00:25.81] Trying to secure a going away present for Mr. Dante
[00:28.87] Really?
[00:30.22] Well, how about an Arwen sword replica?
[00:33.83] What?
[00:34.72] Uh
[00:36.78] " Cause it' s, like, thoughtful and practical"
[00:41.55] I was thinking of something a little more sexy.
[00:44.20] Well, what' s sexier than an elf princess' s sword?
[00:48.71] A donkey show.
[00:50.26] What' s that?
[00:51.52] You ever see a chick give a mule a blow job?
[00:00.66] So, um
[00:06.83] Are you looking for a good Transformers site?
[00:09.19] Because at CarToBots. com, you can get an avatar.
[00:15.34] That' s your picture morphed to look like a robot.
[00:18.50] Come on, man
[00:19.45] You know I only surf Transformers sites
[00:21.21] When there' s girls around, so they can see how cool I am.
[00:24.11] So what are you doing then?
[00:25.81] Trying to secure a going away present for Mr. Dante
[00:28.87] Really?
[00:30.22] Well, how about an Arwen sword replica?
[00:33.83] What?
[00:34.72] Uh
[00:36.78] " Cause it' s, like, thoughtful and practical"
[00:41.55] I was thinking of something a little more sexy.
[00:44.20] Well, what' s sexier than an elf princess' s sword?
[00:48.71] A donkey show.
[00:50.26] What' s that?
[00:51.52] You ever see a chick give a mule a blow job?
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