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And now, broadcast live in front of a live studio audience |
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For the first time from the certified up-to-code WYZT Studio |
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It's The Corny Collins Miss Hairspray Spectacular |
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He's Corny |
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Brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray |
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What gives a girl |
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Power and punch? |
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Is it charm, is it poise? |
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No, it's hairspray |
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What gets a gal |
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Asked out to lunch |
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Is it brains, is it dough? |
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No, it's hairspray |
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If you take a ride |
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With no can at your side |
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Then your flip will be gone |
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With the wind |
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But if you spray it and lock it |
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You can take off in a rocket |
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And in outer space each hair will be in place |
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Why take a chance when you get up and dance? |
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If you twist, I insist |
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You use hairspray |
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And tell your mother |
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Her head she should smother |
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With Ultra Clutch faithfully Ultra Clutch |
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So if you're a redhead, a blond or brunette |
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Just take my advice and you might just get |
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The only thing better than hairspray that's me |
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Ska-doo-dle-e-ya |
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Doo-dle-e-ya-do-wah |
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Forget the milkman |
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The only thing better than hairspray |
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Hairspray, wow |
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That's me |
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What makes a man reach out and touch? |
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Ultra Clutch Ultra Clutch |
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So if you're a redhead, a blond or brunette, ooh |
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Just take my advice and you might just get |
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You might just |
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The only thing better than hairspray that's me |
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Ska-doo-dle-e-ya |
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Doo-dle-e-ya-do-wah |
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He's Corny Collins |
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The only thing better than hairspray |
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Hairspray, wow |
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That's me |
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Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do-wah |
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Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do-wah, do-wah |
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Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one |
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Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do-do-wah |
