(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs Lyrics
| Song | (The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs |
| Artist | Michelle Pfeiffer |
| Album | Hairspray |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00.26.230] | back and…oh amber.Look at this motley crew |
| [00:03.880] | Front step, cha-cha-cha, back step cha-cha-cha, side step, front step, back, and turn |
| [00:11.080] | Oh my god, Penny, there's Link, Link! I can't believe I'm really here auditioning! |
| [00:16.240] | I can't believe I'm really here watching you audition! |
| [00:19.070] | Front step，cha-cha-cha |
| [00:20.110] | Back step，cha-cha-cha |
| [00:21.920] | side step，front step |
| [00:27.910] | oh！this town sure has gone downhill since I was crowned miss baltimore crabs |
| [00:30.680] | Oh, mother not more ancient history! |
| [00:32.650] | oh my god.how times have changed |
| [00:35.920] | these girls must be blind or completely deranged |
| [00:39.420] | but time seemed to halt |
| [00:40.490] | when I was miss baltimore crabs |
| [00:44.570] | amber, that move is far too dirty~ |
| [00:46.730] | Mother, wake up from that dream of yours, this isn't 1930! |
| [00:50.570] | You can laugh, but life's a test! |
| [00:53.750] | Don’t do this, don't do that! |
| [00:55.480] | Remember, Mother knows best! |
| [00:57.640] | And the crowns in the vault from |
| [00:59.710] | when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs |
| [01:02.690] | these steps are perfect ammunition. |
| [01:04.710] | Let me show you how you Mommy dear took out the competition |
| [01:08.390] | Girls, go get them, boys lets rumba! |
| [01:11.850] | 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 |
| [01:15.500] | Those poor runner ups |
| [01:17.390] | might still hold some grudges |
| [01:19.240] | They padded their cups |
| [01:21.290] | But I screwed the judges! those broads thought they'd win if a plate they would spin in their dance..hahaha..not a chance |
| [01:30.390] | boys, put me down! |
| [1:32.490] | Oh, good morning ladies, lets see what you got! |
| [01:36.180] | Twist, twist, twist, twist, mashed potato, mambo! |
| [01:40.140] | |
| [01:40.500] | On my show you'll never find a thrusting hip or bump and grind! |
| [01:44.860] | Whats that, a dance for flees and tics? |
| [01:46.600] | Oh, you should have seen my bag of tricks! |
| [01:48.560] | I hit the stage |
| [01:50.270] | |
| [01:52.290] | While belting Aida |
| [01:54.010] | and preparing SOUFLEES! |
| [01:54.530] | But that triple somersault |
| [01:56.530] | is how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs! |
| [02:29.780] | Proceed. |
| [02:30.630] | Are you scared we're on live? |
| [02:32.340] | No, I'm sure I can cope. |
| [02:34.100] | Well, this show isn't broadcast in |
| [02:36.480] | Cinema scope! |
| [02:37.740] | I never drink one chocolate malt |
| [02:39.570] | no deserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs! |
| [02:44.860] | This one will never get a date in those hand-me-down clothes! |
| [02:48.460] | Ha kid, she'll never get a date till daddy buy her a new nose! |
| [02:52.190] | I would say |
| [02:52.910] | Oh! guvilut |
| [02:54.090] | if I wasn't miss Baltimore crabs |
| [02:59.120] | Do you dance like you dress? |
| [03:01.010] | Amber, theres no need to be cruel |
| [03:02.810] | would u swim in an integrated pool? |
| [03:06.380] | I sure would! im all 4 integration! its the new frontier! |
| [03:10.960] | Not in Baltimore, it isn't! |
| [03:13.080] | and may i be frank |
| [03:14.800] | first impressions can be tough |
| [03:16.660] | and when i saw you i knew |
| [03:18.510] | if your size weren't enough ,your last answer just blew it! |
| [03:22.210] | and so my dear ，so short and stout |
| [03:25.640] | you’ll never be in |
| [03:27.450] | so were kicking you out! |
| [03:29.330] | with your form and your fate |
| [03:31.450] | oh, it isn't your fault! |
| [03:33.070] | just down with a case of Miss Baltimore crabs |
| [03:43.700] | ugh you may go |
| [03:45.120] | |
| [03:47.480] | I think they secretly liked u! |
| [03:51.740] | May I please audition? |
| [03:52.920] | Of course not |
| [03:54.570] | but u can bow and exalt |
| [03:56.770] | for i am miss Baltimore crabs! |
| [04:02.990] | crabs, crabs, crabs |
| [00.26.230] | back and oh amber. Look at this motley crew |
| [00:03.880] | Front step, chachacha, back step chachacha, side step, front step, back, and turn |
| [00:11.080] | Oh my god, Penny, there' s Link, Link! I can' t believe I' m really here auditioning! |
| [00:16.240] | I can' t believe I' m really here watching you audition! |
| [00:19.070] | Front step, chachacha |
| [00:20.110] | Back step, chachacha |
| [00:21.920] | side step, front step |
| [00:27.910] | oh! this town sure has gone downhill since I was crowned miss baltimore crabs |
| [00:30.680] | Oh, mother not more ancient history! |
| [00:32.650] | oh my god. how times have changed |
| [00:35.920] | these girls must be blind or completely deranged |
| [00:39.420] | but time seemed to halt |
| [00:40.490] | when I was miss baltimore crabs |
| [00:44.570] | amber, that move is far too dirty |
| [00:46.730] | Mother, wake up from that dream of yours, this isn' t 1930! |
| [00:50.570] | You can laugh, but life' s a test! |
| [00:53.750] | Don' t do this, don' t do that! |
| [00:55.480] | Remember, Mother knows best! |
| [00:57.640] | And the crowns in the vault from |
| [00:59.710] | when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs |
| [01:02.690] | these steps are perfect ammunition. |
| [01:04.710] | Let me show you how you Mommy dear took out the competition |
| [01:08.390] | Girls, go get them, boys lets rumba! |
| [01:11.850] | 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
| [01:15.500] | Those poor runner ups |
| [01:17.390] | might still hold some grudges |
| [01:19.240] | They padded their cups |
| [01:21.290] | But I screwed the judges! those broads thought they' d win if a plate they would spin in their dance.. hahaha.. not a chance |
| [01:30.390] | boys, put me down! |
| [1:32.490] | Oh, good morning ladies, lets see what you got! |
| [01:36.180] | Twist, twist, twist, twist, mashed potato, mambo! |
| [01:40.140] | |
| [01:40.500] | On my show you' ll never find a thrusting hip or bump and grind! |
| [01:44.860] | Whats that, a dance for flees and tics? |
| [01:46.600] | Oh, you should have seen my bag of tricks! |
| [01:48.560] | I hit the stage |
| [01:50.270] | |
| [01:52.290] | While belting Aida |
| [01:54.010] | and preparing SOUFLEES! |
| [01:54.530] | But that triple somersault |
| [01:56.530] | is how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs! |
| [02:29.780] | Proceed. |
| [02:30.630] | Are you scared we' re on live? |
| [02:32.340] | No, I' m sure I can cope. |
| [02:34.100] | Well, this show isn' t broadcast in |
| [02:36.480] | Cinema scope! |
| [02:37.740] | I never drink one chocolate malt |
| [02:39.570] | no deserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs! |
| [02:44.860] | This one will never get a date in those handmedown clothes! |
| [02:48.460] | Ha kid, she' ll never get a date till daddy buy her a new nose! |
| [02:52.190] | I would say |
| [02:52.910] | Oh! guvilut |
| [02:54.090] | if I wasn' t miss Baltimore crabs |
| [02:59.120] | Do you dance like you dress? |
| [03:01.010] | Amber, theres no need to be cruel |
| [03:02.810] | would u swim in an integrated pool? |
| [03:06.380] | I sure would! im all 4 integration! its the new frontier! |
| [03:10.960] | Not in Baltimore, it isn' t! |
| [03:13.080] | and may i be frank |
| [03:14.800] | first impressions can be tough |
| [03:16.660] | and when i saw you i knew |
| [03:18.510] | if your size weren' t enough , your last answer just blew it! |
| [03:22.210] | and so my dear , so short and stout |
| [03:25.640] | you' ll never be in |
| [03:27.450] | so were kicking you out! |
| [03:29.330] | with your form and your fate |
| [03:31.450] | oh, it isn' t your fault! |
| [03:33.070] | just down with a case of Miss Baltimore crabs |
| [03:43.700] | ugh you may go |
| [03:45.120] | |
| [03:47.480] | I think they secretly liked u! |
| [03:51.740] | May I please audition? |
| [03:52.920] | Of course not |
| [03:54.570] | but u can bow and exalt |
| [03:56.770] | for i am miss Baltimore crabs! |
| [04:02.990] | crabs, crabs, crabs |
| [00.26.230] | back and oh amber. Look at this motley crew |
| [00:03.880] | Front step, chachacha, back step chachacha, side step, front step, back, and turn |
| [00:11.080] | Oh my god, Penny, there' s Link, Link! I can' t believe I' m really here auditioning! |
| [00:16.240] | I can' t believe I' m really here watching you audition! |
| [00:19.070] | Front step, chachacha |
| [00:20.110] | Back step, chachacha |
| [00:21.920] | side step, front step |
| [00:27.910] | oh! this town sure has gone downhill since I was crowned miss baltimore crabs |
| [00:30.680] | Oh, mother not more ancient history! |
| [00:32.650] | oh my god. how times have changed |
| [00:35.920] | these girls must be blind or completely deranged |
| [00:39.420] | but time seemed to halt |
| [00:40.490] | when I was miss baltimore crabs |
| [00:44.570] | amber, that move is far too dirty |
| [00:46.730] | Mother, wake up from that dream of yours, this isn' t 1930! |
| [00:50.570] | You can laugh, but life' s a test! |
| [00:53.750] | Don' t do this, don' t do that! |
| [00:55.480] | Remember, Mother knows best! |
| [00:57.640] | And the crowns in the vault from |
| [00:59.710] | when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs |
| [01:02.690] | these steps are perfect ammunition. |
| [01:04.710] | Let me show you how you Mommy dear took out the competition |
| [01:08.390] | Girls, go get them, boys lets rumba! |
| [01:11.850] | 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
| [01:15.500] | Those poor runner ups |
| [01:17.390] | might still hold some grudges |
| [01:19.240] | They padded their cups |
| [01:21.290] | But I screwed the judges! those broads thought they' d win if a plate they would spin in their dance.. hahaha.. not a chance |
| [01:30.390] | boys, put me down! |
| [1:32.490] | Oh, good morning ladies, lets see what you got! |
| [01:36.180] | Twist, twist, twist, twist, mashed potato, mambo! |
| [01:40.140] | |
| [01:40.500] | On my show you' ll never find a thrusting hip or bump and grind! |
| [01:44.860] | Whats that, a dance for flees and tics? |
| [01:46.600] | Oh, you should have seen my bag of tricks! |
| [01:48.560] | I hit the stage |
| [01:50.270] | |
| [01:52.290] | While belting Aida |
| [01:54.010] | and preparing SOUFLEES! |
| [01:54.530] | But that triple somersault |
| [01:56.530] | is how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs! |
| [02:29.780] | Proceed. |
| [02:30.630] | Are you scared we' re on live? |
| [02:32.340] | No, I' m sure I can cope. |
| [02:34.100] | Well, this show isn' t broadcast in |
| [02:36.480] | Cinema scope! |
| [02:37.740] | I never drink one chocolate malt |
| [02:39.570] | no deserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs! |
| [02:44.860] | This one will never get a date in those handmedown clothes! |
| [02:48.460] | Ha kid, she' ll never get a date till daddy buy her a new nose! |
| [02:52.190] | I would say |
| [02:52.910] | Oh! guvilut |
| [02:54.090] | if I wasn' t miss Baltimore crabs |
| [02:59.120] | Do you dance like you dress? |
| [03:01.010] | Amber, theres no need to be cruel |
| [03:02.810] | would u swim in an integrated pool? |
| [03:06.380] | I sure would! im all 4 integration! its the new frontier! |
| [03:10.960] | Not in Baltimore, it isn' t! |
| [03:13.080] | and may i be frank |
| [03:14.800] | first impressions can be tough |
| [03:16.660] | and when i saw you i knew |
| [03:18.510] | if your size weren' t enough , your last answer just blew it! |
| [03:22.210] | and so my dear , so short and stout |
| [03:25.640] | you' ll never be in |
| [03:27.450] | so were kicking you out! |
| [03:29.330] | with your form and your fate |
| [03:31.450] | oh, it isn' t your fault! |
| [03:33.070] | just down with a case of Miss Baltimore crabs |
| [03:43.700] | ugh you may go |
| [03:45.120] | |
| [03:47.480] | I think they secretly liked u! |
| [03:51.740] | May I please audition? |
| [03:52.920] | Of course not |
| [03:54.570] | but u can bow and exalt |
| [03:56.770] | for i am miss Baltimore crabs! |
| [04:02.990] | crabs, crabs, crabs |
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