Hole In My Pants Lyrics
| Song | Hole In My Pants |
| Artist | Various Artists |
| Album | Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:09.479] | I got a little history song for ya |
| [00:13.002] | Ya ready? |
| [00:14.938] | You’re gonna love this one |
| [00:17.814] | This is a story you need to hear |
| [00:19.954] | You can hear it while you’re drinking your fifteenth beer |
| [00:22.709] | It’s a woeful tale of intrigue and romance |
| [00:28.662] | It’s a story of how the Wild West grew |
| [00:31.431] | And I swear every word is partly true |
| [00:34.355] | This one’s about me and the hole that was in my pants |
| [00:40.450] | Everybody laughed when I walked to and fro’ |
| [00:42.852] | Just why they were laughing I never did know |
| [00:45.867] | ’Til one day I passed a mirror just by chance |
| [00:51.210] | I seen my reflection in the looking glass |
| [00:54.394] | And to my great surprise just below my ass |
| [00:57.186] | Was a big ole ripped out gaping hole in my pants |
| [01:02.850] | Now if I had had a pair to spare |
| [01:05.915] | I’m sure I might’ve found something different to wear |
| [01:08.759] | But I happened to have just returned from a trip to France |
| [01:14.282] | And I packed pretty light so there was nothing more |
| [01:17.232] | I could do that day then try to ignore |
| [01:20.476] | The fact that I had a big ole hole in my pants |
| [01:25.922] | For a while things seemed to be going fine |
| [01:28.695] | ’Til some joker made cracks and folks got in line |
| [01:31.811] | And the joker was joined by a pack of sycophants |
| [01:37.405] | They hooted and hollered and pointed and poked |
| [01:40.053] | And it wasn’t too long ’til I was sick of their jokes |
| [01:43.308] | Their jokes on account of the hole in my pants |
| [01:48.962] | Well I was pretty steamed and I put up my dukes |
| [01:51.522] | I was ready to take on all of them kooks |
| [01:54.567] | When out the corner my eye this girl gave me a glance |
| [02:00.352] | To say she looked good barely hits the truth |
| [02:02.817] | Coulda made a Lincoln lover out of John Wilkes Booth |
| [02:05.870] | And best of all she had a hole in her pants |
| [02:11.165] | You wanna hear more? |
| [02:14.511] | Well then show me your drawers |
| [02:20.363] | Not you! |
| [02:27.266] | Well this girl and me got together you see |
| [02:30.226] | And everyone around could tell that we were tighter than Lucille Ball and Vivian Vance |
| [02:38.714] | Folks she was my queen and I was her king |
| [02:41.670] | And far from it being a negative thing |
| [02:44.573] | It was mighty useful to have holes in our pants |
| [02:50.029] | You know what I mean? |
| [02:52.281] | Yeah I thought you did |
| [02:58.750] | Well first then one, then two, then four, then eight |
| [03:02.132] | Then everyone had holes in their pants it was great |
| [03:04.996] | Shoulda seen it man, the whole town started to dance |
| [03:10.394] | Now you probably figured out if you concentrated |
| [03:13.578] | That that’s how the wild west got populated |
| [03:16.535] | And it all began with a hole in my pants |
| [03:21.762] | I’m just about finished and I mean right now sir |
| [03:24.933] | With a song about the big hole in my big trousers |
| [03:27.891] | Pants and holes and I feel like I’m in a trance |
| [03:33.391] | And the moral of the story, the moral of the song |
| [03:36.644] | Is maybe we’d all just get along |
| [03:39.502] | A whooooole lot better if we all had holes in our pants |
| [00:09.479] | I got a little history song for ya |
| [00:13.002] | Ya ready? |
| [00:14.938] | You' re gonna love this one |
| [00:17.814] | This is a story you need to hear |
| [00:19.954] | You can hear it while you' re drinking your fifteenth beer |
| [00:22.709] | It' s a woeful tale of intrigue and romance |
| [00:28.662] | It' s a story of how the Wild West grew |
| [00:31.431] | And I swear every word is partly true |
| [00:34.355] | This one' s about me and the hole that was in my pants |
| [00:40.450] | Everybody laughed when I walked to and fro' |
| [00:42.852] | Just why they were laughing I never did know |
| [00:45.867] | ' Til one day I passed a mirror just by chance |
| [00:51.210] | I seen my reflection in the looking glass |
| [00:54.394] | And to my great surprise just below my ass |
| [00:57.186] | Was a big ole ripped out gaping hole in my pants |
| [01:02.850] | Now if I had had a pair to spare |
| [01:05.915] | I' m sure I might' ve found something different to wear |
| [01:08.759] | But I happened to have just returned from a trip to France |
| [01:14.282] | And I packed pretty light so there was nothing more |
| [01:17.232] | I could do that day then try to ignore |
| [01:20.476] | The fact that I had a big ole hole in my pants |
| [01:25.922] | For a while things seemed to be going fine |
| [01:28.695] | ' Til some joker made cracks and folks got in line |
| [01:31.811] | And the joker was joined by a pack of sycophants |
| [01:37.405] | They hooted and hollered and pointed and poked |
| [01:40.053] | And it wasn' t too long ' til I was sick of their jokes |
| [01:43.308] | Their jokes on account of the hole in my pants |
| [01:48.962] | Well I was pretty steamed and I put up my dukes |
| [01:51.522] | I was ready to take on all of them kooks |
| [01:54.567] | When out the corner my eye this girl gave me a glance |
| [02:00.352] | To say she looked good barely hits the truth |
| [02:02.817] | Coulda made a Lincoln lover out of John Wilkes Booth |
| [02:05.870] | And best of all she had a hole in her pants |
| [02:11.165] | You wanna hear more? |
| [02:14.511] | Well then show me your drawers |
| [02:20.363] | Not you! |
| [02:27.266] | Well this girl and me got together you see |
| [02:30.226] | And everyone around could tell that we were tighter than Lucille Ball and Vivian Vance |
| [02:38.714] | Folks she was my queen and I was her king |
| [02:41.670] | And far from it being a negative thing |
| [02:44.573] | It was mighty useful to have holes in our pants |
| [02:50.029] | You know what I mean? |
| [02:52.281] | Yeah I thought you did |
| [02:58.750] | Well first then one, then two, then four, then eight |
| [03:02.132] | Then everyone had holes in their pants it was great |
| [03:04.996] | Shoulda seen it man, the whole town started to dance |
| [03:10.394] | Now you probably figured out if you concentrated |
| [03:13.578] | That that' s how the wild west got populated |
| [03:16.535] | And it all began with a hole in my pants |
| [03:21.762] | I' m just about finished and I mean right now sir |
| [03:24.933] | With a song about the big hole in my big trousers |
| [03:27.891] | Pants and holes and I feel like I' m in a trance |
| [03:33.391] | And the moral of the story, the moral of the song |
| [03:36.644] | Is maybe we' d all just get along |
| [03:39.502] | A whooooole lot better if we all had holes in our pants |
| [00:09.479] | I got a little history song for ya |
| [00:13.002] | Ya ready? |
| [00:14.938] | You' re gonna love this one |
| [00:17.814] | This is a story you need to hear |
| [00:19.954] | You can hear it while you' re drinking your fifteenth beer |
| [00:22.709] | It' s a woeful tale of intrigue and romance |
| [00:28.662] | It' s a story of how the Wild West grew |
| [00:31.431] | And I swear every word is partly true |
| [00:34.355] | This one' s about me and the hole that was in my pants |
| [00:40.450] | Everybody laughed when I walked to and fro' |
| [00:42.852] | Just why they were laughing I never did know |
| [00:45.867] | ' Til one day I passed a mirror just by chance |
| [00:51.210] | I seen my reflection in the looking glass |
| [00:54.394] | And to my great surprise just below my ass |
| [00:57.186] | Was a big ole ripped out gaping hole in my pants |
| [01:02.850] | Now if I had had a pair to spare |
| [01:05.915] | I' m sure I might' ve found something different to wear |
| [01:08.759] | But I happened to have just returned from a trip to France |
| [01:14.282] | And I packed pretty light so there was nothing more |
| [01:17.232] | I could do that day then try to ignore |
| [01:20.476] | The fact that I had a big ole hole in my pants |
| [01:25.922] | For a while things seemed to be going fine |
| [01:28.695] | ' Til some joker made cracks and folks got in line |
| [01:31.811] | And the joker was joined by a pack of sycophants |
| [01:37.405] | They hooted and hollered and pointed and poked |
| [01:40.053] | And it wasn' t too long ' til I was sick of their jokes |
| [01:43.308] | Their jokes on account of the hole in my pants |
| [01:48.962] | Well I was pretty steamed and I put up my dukes |
| [01:51.522] | I was ready to take on all of them kooks |
| [01:54.567] | When out the corner my eye this girl gave me a glance |
| [02:00.352] | To say she looked good barely hits the truth |
| [02:02.817] | Coulda made a Lincoln lover out of John Wilkes Booth |
| [02:05.870] | And best of all she had a hole in her pants |
| [02:11.165] | You wanna hear more? |
| [02:14.511] | Well then show me your drawers |
| [02:20.363] | Not you! |
| [02:27.266] | Well this girl and me got together you see |
| [02:30.226] | And everyone around could tell that we were tighter than Lucille Ball and Vivian Vance |
| [02:38.714] | Folks she was my queen and I was her king |
| [02:41.670] | And far from it being a negative thing |
| [02:44.573] | It was mighty useful to have holes in our pants |
| [02:50.029] | You know what I mean? |
| [02:52.281] | Yeah I thought you did |
| [02:58.750] | Well first then one, then two, then four, then eight |
| [03:02.132] | Then everyone had holes in their pants it was great |
| [03:04.996] | Shoulda seen it man, the whole town started to dance |
| [03:10.394] | Now you probably figured out if you concentrated |
| [03:13.578] | That that' s how the wild west got populated |
| [03:16.535] | And it all began with a hole in my pants |
| [03:21.762] | I' m just about finished and I mean right now sir |
| [03:24.933] | With a song about the big hole in my big trousers |
| [03:27.891] | Pants and holes and I feel like I' m in a trance |
| [03:33.391] | And the moral of the story, the moral of the song |
| [03:36.644] | Is maybe we' d all just get along |
| [03:39.502] | A whooooole lot better if we all had holes in our pants |
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