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A customer? |
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Wait! What's your rush? |
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What's your hurry? |
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You gave me such a fright |
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I thought you was a ghost! |
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Half a minute, can't you sit? |
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Sit you down. Sit! |
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All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks! |
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Did you come here for a pie, sir? |
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Do forgive me if me head's a little vague |
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What was that? |
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But you'd think we'd have the plague! |
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From the way that people keep avoiding |
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No, you don't! |
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Heaven knows I try, sir! |
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But there's no one comes in even to inhale |
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Right you are, sir, would you like a drop of ale? |
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Mind you, I can hardly blame them |
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These are probably the worst pies in London |
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I know why nobody cares to take them |
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I should know, I make them |
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But good? No! |
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The worst pies in London |
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Even that's polite |
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The worst pies in London |
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If you doubt it, take a bite |
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Is that just disgusting? |
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You have to concede it |
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It's nothing but crusting |
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Here, drink this, you'll need it |
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The worst pies in London |
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And no wonder with the price of meat |
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What it is |
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When you get it |
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Never thought I'd live to see the day |
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Men'd think it was a treat |
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Finding poor animals |
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What are dying in the street |
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Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop |
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Does her business, but I noticed something weird |
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Lately all her neighbors' cats have disappeared |
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Have to hand it to her |
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What I calls enterprise |
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Popping pussies into pies |
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Wouldn't do in my shop |
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Just the thought of it's enought to make you sick |
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And I'm telling you them pussycats is quick |
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No denying time is hard, sir! |
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Even harder than the worst pies in London |
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Only lard and nothing more |
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Is that just revolting? |
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All greasy and gritty |
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It looks like it's molting |
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And tates like |
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Well, pity |
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A woman alone! |
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With limitied wind |
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And the worst pies in London |
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Ah, Sir |
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Time is hard |
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Time is hard! |