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Son: Daddy, Can I be a Mutant? |
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Dad: One Day Son, But for Now, You're Too Young |
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Son: But Daddy! |
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Dad: No means no and stop snibbling you little shit! By the way, I'm not your daddy... |
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Son: Huh?! |
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Dad: I just Kinda Fuck Your Mom... |
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Son: *Gasp* |
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Dad: Talking of Fucking People, I have a story for you... Sit back and Listen, it's quite an amusing one! |
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Well I took myself to Bayou, |
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I could not believe my eyes, |
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The folks had been mutated, |
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Not quite Dead, but not alive. |
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Wasn't really looking for love, |
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But they say that's when it strikes, |
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She had that look of been dug up, |
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But that's the type I like. |
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Yeah, free world man. |
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One man's meat, |
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Yadda yadda yadda, |
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Man, She was Good... |
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Well, She came towards me, |
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Said no words, just kinda snarlin', |
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And she tried to eat my brains out, |
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I just had to kiss you darling! |
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Think I kinda rushed it though, |
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Cause as her lips touched my mouth, |
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Her gums broke free from her face, |
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Thought it rude to spit them out. |
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You know those travel programs that's on the Television? |
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Where they eat all that weird shit? |
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Yeah, She tasted like Chicken. |
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Didn't want to make a scene, |
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As her mouth was in mine, |
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So I chewed around, And swallowed it down, |
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Went in for a second time! |
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Know I like to love the hard way, |
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The rough and then the tumble, |
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But she was something else, Man! |
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I was being strangled! |
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Once again mis-read the signs, |
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Thought, Go to second base! |
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And her top came off, |
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Her tits went Pop, |
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Got puss all in my face. |
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Yeah, Tasted Like Chicken, |
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Chunky, Pussy Chicken! |
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