[00:18.43] | 昨天收到一条项链把我打败 |
[00:21.42] | (哎呀 太豪华啦!) |
[00:23.23] | 出了意外我一定戴 |
[00:26.59] | (特喜欢我吧?) |
[00:28.49] | 又有一个邪恶的念头 |
[00:31.94] | (明年生日送你个儿子吧) |
[00:34.40] | (That sounds kind of scary…) |
[00:37.05] | 菜请充分地下下去 |
[00:39.61] | 我还有点事我先走啦 |
[00:41.87] | 鸡蛋妈妈的爱人 |
[00:44.12] | 长得有点土 |
[00:46.16] | (说话注意点!) |
[00:48.58] | 你看大姐夫什么他都听你的 |
[00:52.37] | 估计二姐夫昨又喝大了 |
[00:54.48] | (太谢谢了) |
[00:55.63] | 可怜大妹夫整天忙得象猪头 |
[00:57.54] | (象猪八戒一样) |
[00:58.89] | 告诉你一个蜜蜂 |
[01:02.59] | 告诉你一个大蜜蜂 |
[01:07.55] | 我就是你的蜘蛛 |
[01:13.01] | 不变心的蜘蛛 |
[01:18.27] | 生活象团麻到处都是小疙瘩 |
[01:21.44] | (所以要多吃馒头) |
[01:23.13] | 做好牺牲的准备吧 |
[01:26.69] | 穿上我的袜子保证立刻就清醒 |
[01:31.95] | (还能打造梦寐以求的葫芦型身材) |
[01:34.51] | 绝对不反弹 |
[01:38.17] | 大仙女别急着做眼袋 |
[01:42.11] | 过两年三十再说吧 |
[01:44.41] | (她已经三十一了行吗!) |
[01:46.32] | 打开电视机每个人都是对眼儿 |
[01:49.12] | (嚯,对眼儿加斜眼儿!) |
[01:51.15] | 告诉你一个蜜蜂 |
[01:54.49] | 告诉你一个大蜜蜂 |
[01:59.51] | 快乐不会结束 |
[02:04.37] | 有你这种蜘蛛 |
[02:09.57] | 告诉你一个蜜蜂 |
[02:13.90] | 告诉你一个蜜蜜蜂 |
[02:18.90] | 我们都是蜘蜘蛛 |
[02:23.65] | 睡觉不打呼噜 |
[02:28.92] | 告诉你一个蜜蜂 |
[02:33.83] | 告诉你一个大蜜蜂 |
[02:38.98] | 我们都是蜘蛛 |
[02:43.59] | 永远的蜘蛛 |
[02:48.34] | 永远的蜘蛛 |
[02:52.50] | 不变心的蜘蛛 |
[00:18.43] | zuo tian shou dao yi tiao xiang lian ba wo da bai |
[00:21.42] | ai ya tai hao hua la! |
[00:23.23] | chu le yi wai wo yi ding dai |
[00:26.59] | te xi huan wo ba? |
[00:28.49] | you you yi ge xie e de nian tou |
[00:31.94] | ming nian sheng ri song ni ge er zi ba |
[00:34.40] | That sounds kind of scary |
[00:37.05] | cai qing chong fen di xia xia qu |
[00:39.61] | wo hai you dian shi wo xian zou la |
[00:41.87] | ji dan ma ma de ai ren |
[00:44.12] | zhang de you dian tu |
[00:46.16] | shuo hua zhu yi dian! |
[00:48.58] | ni kan da jie fu shen me ta dou ting ni de |
[00:52.37] | gu ji er jie fu zuo you he da le |
[00:54.48] | tai xie xie le |
[00:55.63] | ke lian da mei fu zheng tian mang de xiang zhu tou |
[00:57.54] | xiang zhu ba jie yi yang |
[00:58.89] | gao su ni yi ge mi feng |
[01:02.59] | gao su ni yi ge da mi feng |
[01:07.55] | wo jiu shi ni de zhi zhu |
[01:13.01] | bu bian xin de zhi zhu |
[01:18.27] | sheng huo xiang tuan ma dao chu dou shi xiao ge da |
[01:21.44] | suo yi yao duo chi man tou |
[01:23.13] | zuo hao xi sheng de zhun bei ba |
[01:26.69] | chuan shang wo de wa zi bao zheng li ke jiu qing xing |
[01:31.95] | hai neng da zao meng mei yi qiu de hu lu xing shen cai |
[01:34.51] | jue dui bu fan dan |
[01:38.17] | da xian nv bie ji zhe zuo yan dai |
[01:42.11] | guo liang nian san shi zai shuo ba |
[01:44.41] | ta yi jing san shi yi liao xing ma! |
[01:46.32] | da kai dian shi ji mei ge ren dou shi dui yan er |
[01:49.12] | huo, dui yan er jia xie yan er! |
[01:51.15] | gao su ni yi ge mi feng |
[01:54.49] | gao su ni yi ge da mi feng |
[01:59.51] | kuai le bu hui jie shu |
[02:04.37] | you ni zhe zhong zhi zhu |
[02:09.57] | gao su ni yi ge mi feng |
[02:13.90] | gao su ni yi ge mi mi feng |
[02:18.90] | wo men dou shi zhi zhi zhu |
[02:23.65] | shui jiao bu da hu lu |
[02:28.92] | gao su ni yi ge mi feng |
[02:33.83] | gao su ni yi ge da mi feng |
[02:38.98] | wo men dou shi zhi zhu |
[02:43.59] | yong yuan de zhi zhu |
[02:48.34] | yong yuan de zhi zhu |
[02:52.50] | bu bian xin de zhi zhu |
[00:18.43] | zuó tiān shōu dào yī tiáo xiàng liàn bǎ wǒ dǎ bài |
[00:21.42] | āi yā tài háo huá la! |
[00:23.23] | chū le yì wài wǒ yí dìng dài |
[00:26.59] | tè xǐ huān wǒ ba? |
[00:28.49] | yòu yǒu yí gè xié è de niàn tou |
[00:31.94] | míng nián shēng rì sòng nǐ gè ér zi ba |
[00:34.40] | That sounds kind of scary |
[00:37.05] | cài qǐng chōng fèn dì xià xià qù |
[00:39.61] | wǒ hái yǒu diǎn shì wǒ xiān zǒu la |
[00:41.87] | jī dàn mā mā de ài rén |
[00:44.12] | zhǎng de yǒu diǎn tǔ |
[00:46.16] | shuō huà zhù yì diǎn! |
[00:48.58] | nǐ kàn dà jiě fū shén me tā dōu tīng nǐ de |
[00:52.37] | gū jì èr jiě fū zuó yòu hē dà le |
[00:54.48] | tài xiè xiè le |
[00:55.63] | kě lián dà mèi fū zhěng tiān máng dé xiàng zhū tóu |
[00:57.54] | xiàng zhū bā jiè yí yàng |
[00:58.89] | gào sù nǐ yí gè mì fēng |
[01:02.59] | gào sù nǐ yí gè dà mì fēng |
[01:07.55] | wǒ jiù shì nǐ de zhī zhū |
[01:13.01] | bù biàn xīn de zhī zhū |
[01:18.27] | shēng huó xiàng tuán má dào chù dōu shì xiǎo gē da |
[01:21.44] | suǒ yǐ yào duō chī mán tou |
[01:23.13] | zuò hǎo xī shēng de zhǔn bèi ba |
[01:26.69] | chuān shang wǒ de wà zi bǎo zhèng lì kè jiù qīng xǐng |
[01:31.95] | hái néng dǎ zào mèng mèi yǐ qiú de hú lú xíng shēn cái |
[01:34.51] | jué duì bù fǎn dàn |
[01:38.17] | dà xiān nǚ bié jí zhe zuò yǎn dài |
[01:42.11] | guò liǎng nián sān shí zài shuō ba |
[01:44.41] | tā yǐ jīng sān shí yī liǎo xíng ma! |
[01:46.32] | dǎ kāi diàn shì jī měi ge rén dōu shì duì yǎn ér |
[01:49.12] | huò, duì yǎn ér jiā xié yǎn ér! |
[01:51.15] | gào sù nǐ yí gè mì fēng |
[01:54.49] | gào sù nǐ yí gè dà mì fēng |
[01:59.51] | kuài lè bú huì jié shù |
[02:04.37] | yǒu nǐ zhè zhǒng zhī zhū |
[02:09.57] | gào sù nǐ yí gè mì fēng |
[02:13.90] | gào sù nǐ yí gè mì mì fēng |
[02:18.90] | wǒ men dōu shì zhī zhī zhū |
[02:23.65] | shuì jiào bù dǎ hū lū |
[02:28.92] | gào sù nǐ yí gè mì fēng |
[02:33.83] | gào sù nǐ yí gè dà mì fēng |
[02:38.98] | wǒ men dōu shì zhī zhū |
[02:43.59] | yǒng yuǎn de zhī zhū |
[02:48.34] | yǒng yuǎn de zhī zhū |
[02:52.50] | bù biàn xīn de zhī zhū |