| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : 佚名 |
| [00:01.000] | 作词 : 佚名 |
| [00:08.21] | 女： |
| [00:09.19] | 你说你会变一条真鳄鱼 |
| [00:14.48] | 真笑话 |
| [00:17.64] | 你说你会变一条真鳄鱼 |
| [00:21.74] | 真笑话 |
| [00:23.85] | 什么怪魔术我都听过 |
| [00:27.79] | 没听过会变鳄鱼这一套 |
| [00:34.21] | 男： |
| [00:36.79] | 我敢说会变鳄鱼这一套 |
| [00:41.04] | 并不假 |
| [00:45.25] | 我敢说会变鳄鱼这一套 |
| [00:49.55] | 并不假 |
| [00:51.53] | 我将变成一条巨猛鳄鱼 |
| [00:55.44] | 你就会服服帖帖地听从我 |
| [01:02.26] | 女： |
| [01:04.56] | 你不要瞎说会变大鳄鱼 |
| [01:08.77] | 来吓我 |
| [01:12.86] | 你不要瞎说会变大鳄鱼 |
| [01:16.98] | 来吓我 |
| [01:19.16] | 照我看你齿白唇红 |
| [01:23.13] | 你就只能变成小太监 |
| [01:29.65] | 男： |
| [01:32.10] | 说我像太监 |
| [01:34.11] | 请你给我健康检查 |
| [01:40.49] | 说我像太监 |
| [01:42.42] | 请你给我健康检查 |
| [01:46.38] | 女： |
| [01:46.86] | 我没你的脸皮那么的厚 |
| [01:50.67] | 你别再吹牛别来看 |
| [01:57.30] | 男： |
| [01:59.84] | 我多喜欢你可爱人儿呀 |
| [02:03.99] | 你的要求 |
| [02:08.09] | 我多喜欢你可爱人儿呀 |
| [02:12.31] | 你的要求 |
| [02:14.39] | 我将变成一条真的鳄鱼 |
| [02:18.34] | 摇摇摆摆地逗你玩 |
| [02:24.95] | 女： |
| [02:27.31] | 如果变不像反而像人妖 |
| [02:31.56] | 我可不要 |
| [02:35.79] | 如果变不像反而像人妖 |
| [02:39.99] | 我可不要 |
| [02:42.05] | 变要变像真的鳄鱼一样 |
| [02:45.96] | 变的四不像反而让我笑 |
| [02:51.68] | 变的四不像反而让我笑 |
| [02:58.52] |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : yi ming |
| [00:01.000] | zuo ci : yi ming |
| [00:08.21] | nv: |
| [00:09.19] | ni shuo ni hui bian yi tiao zhen e yu |
| [00:14.48] | zhen xiao hua |
| [00:17.64] | ni shuo ni hui bian yi tiao zhen e yu |
| [00:21.74] | zhen xiao hua |
| [00:23.85] | shen me guai mo shu wo dou ting guo |
| [00:27.79] | mei ting guo hui bian e yu zhe yi tao |
| [00:34.21] | nan: |
| [00:36.79] | wo gan shuo hui bian e yu zhe yi tao |
| [00:41.04] | bing bu jia |
| [00:45.25] | wo gan shuo hui bian e yu zhe yi tao |
| [00:49.55] | bing bu jia |
| [00:51.53] | wo jiang bian cheng yi tiao ju meng e yu |
| [00:55.44] | ni jiu hui fu fu tie tie di ting cong wo |
| [01:02.26] | nv: |
| [01:04.56] | ni bu yao xia shuo hui bian da e yu |
| [01:08.77] | lai xia wo |
| [01:12.86] | ni bu yao xia shuo hui bian da e yu |
| [01:16.98] | lai xia wo |
| [01:19.16] | zhao wo kan ni chi bai chun hong |
| [01:23.13] | ni jiu zhi neng bian cheng xiao tai jian |
| [01:29.65] | nan: |
| [01:32.10] | shuo wo xiang tai jian |
| [01:34.11] | qing ni gei wo jian kang jian cha |
| [01:40.49] | shuo wo xiang tai jian |
| [01:42.42] | qing ni gei wo jian kang jian cha |
| [01:46.38] | nv: |
| [01:46.86] | wo mei ni de lian pi na me de hou |
| [01:50.67] | ni bie zai chui niu bie lai kan |
| [01:57.30] | nan: |
| [01:59.84] | wo duo xi huan ni ke ai ren er ya |
| [02:03.99] | ni de yao qiu |
| [02:08.09] | wo duo xi huan ni ke ai ren er ya |
| [02:12.31] | ni de yao qiu |
| [02:14.39] | wo jiang bian cheng yi tiao zhen de e yu |
| [02:18.34] | yao yao bai bai di dou ni wan |
| [02:24.95] | nv: |
| [02:27.31] | ru guo bian bu xiang fan er xiang ren yao |
| [02:31.56] | wo ke bu yao |
| [02:35.79] | ru guo bian bu xiang fan er xiang ren yao |
| [02:39.99] | wo ke bu yao |
| [02:42.05] | bian yao bian xiang zhen de e yu yi yang |
| [02:45.96] | bian de si bu xiang fan er rang wo xiao |
| [02:51.68] | bian de si bu xiang fan er rang wo xiao |
| [02:58.52] |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : yì míng |
| [00:01.000] | zuò cí : yì míng |
| [00:08.21] | nǚ: |
| [00:09.19] | nǐ shuō nǐ huì biàn yī tiáo zhēn è yú |
| [00:14.48] | zhēn xiào huà |
| [00:17.64] | nǐ shuō nǐ huì biàn yī tiáo zhēn è yú |
| [00:21.74] | zhēn xiào huà |
| [00:23.85] | shén me guài mó shù wǒ dōu tīng guò |
| [00:27.79] | méi tīng guò huì biàn è yú zhè yī tào |
| [00:34.21] | nán: |
| [00:36.79] | wǒ gǎn shuō huì biàn è yú zhè yī tào |
| [00:41.04] | bìng bù jiǎ |
| [00:45.25] | wǒ gǎn shuō huì biàn è yú zhè yī tào |
| [00:49.55] | bìng bù jiǎ |
| [00:51.53] | wǒ jiāng biàn chéng yī tiáo jù měng è yú |
| [00:55.44] | nǐ jiù huì fú fu tiē tiē dì tīng cóng wǒ |
| [01:02.26] | nǚ: |
| [01:04.56] | nǐ bú yào xiā shuō huì biàn dà è yú |
| [01:08.77] | lái xià wǒ |
| [01:12.86] | nǐ bú yào xiā shuō huì biàn dà è yú |
| [01:16.98] | lái xià wǒ |
| [01:19.16] | zhào wǒ kàn nǐ chǐ bái chún hóng |
| [01:23.13] | nǐ jiù zhǐ néng biàn chéng xiǎo tài jiàn |
| [01:29.65] | nán: |
| [01:32.10] | shuō wǒ xiàng tài jiàn |
| [01:34.11] | qǐng nǐ gěi wǒ jiàn kāng jiǎn chá |
| [01:40.49] | shuō wǒ xiàng tài jiàn |
| [01:42.42] | qǐng nǐ gěi wǒ jiàn kāng jiǎn chá |
| [01:46.38] | nǚ: |
| [01:46.86] | wǒ méi nǐ de liǎn pí nà me de hòu |
| [01:50.67] | nǐ bié zài chuī niú bié lái kàn |
| [01:57.30] | nán: |
| [01:59.84] | wǒ duō xǐ huān nǐ kě ài rén ér ya |
| [02:03.99] | nǐ de yāo qiú |
| [02:08.09] | wǒ duō xǐ huān nǐ kě ài rén ér ya |
| [02:12.31] | nǐ de yāo qiú |
| [02:14.39] | wǒ jiāng biàn chéng yī tiáo zhēn de è yú |
| [02:18.34] | yáo yáo bǎi bǎi dì dòu nǐ wán |
| [02:24.95] | nǚ: |
| [02:27.31] | rú guǒ biàn bù xiàng fǎn ér xiàng rén yāo |
| [02:31.56] | wǒ kě bú yào |
| [02:35.79] | rú guǒ biàn bù xiàng fǎn ér xiàng rén yāo |
| [02:39.99] | wǒ kě bú yào |
| [02:42.05] | biàn yào biàn xiàng zhēn de è yú yí yàng |
| [02:45.96] | biàn de sì bù xiàng fǎn ér ràng wǒ xiào |
| [02:51.68] | biàn de sì bù xiàng fǎn ér ràng wǒ xiào |
| [02:58.52] |
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