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I make a date for golf, and you can bet your life it rains |
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I try to give a party, and the guy upstairs complains |
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I guess I'll go through life, just catching colds and missing trains |
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Everything happens to me |
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I never miss a thing I've had the measles and the mumps |
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And every time I play an ace, my partner always trumps |
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I guess I'm just a fool, who never looks before he jumps |
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Everything happens to me |
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At first, my heart thought you could break this jinx for me |
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That love would turn the trick to end despair |
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But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me |
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I've mortgaged all my castles in the air |
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I've telegraphed and phoned and sent an air mail special too |
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Your answer was goodbye and there was even postage due |
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I fell in love just once, and then it had to be with you |
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Everything happens to me |