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Song おニューのかさぶた、ペットに食われろ
Artist 家の里でマンボウが死んでるP
Artist GUMI
Album EXIT TUNES PRESENTS GUMitive from Megpoid

Lyrics

[ti:おニューのかさぶた、ペットに食われろ]
[ar:GUMI ]
[al:nicovideo sm13749609]
[00:12.61] 赤信号 停車 待ちぼうけ
[00:13.99] 広い歩道 開けた視界 静かな風
[00:16.81] 後方 衝撃 揺らぐ 全身
[00:18.46] 突っ込んできたのは一台の自転車
[00:21.40] 謝りもせずどこに行く
[00:24.19] 後輪がグニャグニャになっちゃったぞ
[00:25.99] ペダルに足乗せ体重かけても
[00:28.09] さっぱりきっぱり動きゃしないよ
[00:30.47] もう動かない俺の愛車
[00:32.87] その名は「安全弁 ゆる男」
[00:35.74]
[00:36.34] 名前も知らぬ犯人よ 覚悟しろ
[00:41.43] 今からお前に48の呪いをかけてやるぞ
[00:47.56]
[00:48.34] 1.上下の歯が絶滅する夢見ろ
[00:49.91] 2.お気に入りの服の袖が千切れろ
[00:51.35] 3.携帯が通話中に爆ぜろ
[00:52.78] 4.かつおぶしが歯ブラシにからまれ
[00:54.30] 5.想定したより深く爪切れろ
[00:55.84] 6.大事な書類で印鑑違えろ
[00:57.27] 7.ものすごく早く眉が伸びろ
[00:58.79] 8.往路も復路も切符をなくせ
[01:00.25] 9.「ハブ対マングース対お前」やれ
[01:01.85] 10.思春期平均より長く続け
[01:03.26] 11.アスパラの筋を噛みあぐねろ
[01:04.85] 12.押入れの奥でなめこが育て
[01:06.29] 13.ドロップス白いのばっかりが出ろ
[01:07.81] 14.ウィルスソフトに写真を消されろ
[01:09.36] 15.履歴書最後で書き損じろ
[01:10.83] 16.おばあちゃんに背筋で敗れろ
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[01:22.50]
[01:24.50] 損傷は甚大
[01:25.36] 特殊なパーツが壊れて問屋に発注
[01:27.69] 修理費は8000円 所要日数は10日間
[01:30.40] 犯人の手掛かりもなく途方に暮れるのみ
[01:33.30] 憎しみだけがつのる日々を
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[01:36.43] 粘着系男子の本気を見せてやる
[01:41.99] 小さな嫌なことが毎日とめどなく溢れだせ
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[01:48.37] 17.男子中学生に論破されろ
[01:49.87] 18.版画の授業彫刻刀忘れろ
[01:51.28] 19.落とし蓋のサイズ間違えろ
[01:52.87] 20.意図しない形で下ネタ言え
[01:54.41] 21.素足で思いっきりビー玉踏め
[01:55.75] 22.加齢に引き連れて枕が臭え
[01:57.33] 23.バナナの種を全力で噛め
[01:58.79] 24.耳の後ろのニキビが潰れろ
[02:00.34] 25.ベルトのバックル突然吹っ飛べ
[02:01.81] 26.うっかり利き手と逆のハサミ買え
[02:03.32] 27.のりとリップを間違えて塗れ
[02:04.84] 28.近所の子供に忌み嫌われろ
[02:06.32] 29.隣の席にバカップルが座れ
[02:07.90] 30.交通費が思ったよりもかさめ
[02:09.29] 31.やけに水っぽい米が炊けろ
[02:10.81] 32.再放送すら見逃せ
[02:12.36] 33.おみやげ代計算に入れ忘れろ
[02:13.75] 34.特殊な楽器をプレゼントされろ
[02:15.26] 35.地域のゴミ袋値上げしろ
[02:16.76] 36.必死にねり消し作って無くせ
[02:18.31] 37.ちっちゃいタオルで全身拭いてろ
[02:19.82] 38.大盛り頼んでちょっとだけ残せ
[02:21.18] 39.肩パット職人に好かれろ
[02:22.78] 40.友達がみんなモヒカンになれ
[02:24.27] 41.J2の試合のチケット当たれ
[02:25.77] 42.なぜか股関節が亜脱臼しろ
[02:27.32] 43.海外でMAD素材になれ
[02:28.81] 44.一晩中屋根のシミにビビれ
[02:30.33] 45.クリームパンが甘過ぎて落ち込め
[02:31.78] 46.おニューのかさぶたペットに食われろ
[02:33.27] 47.ボタン型の電池飲み込め
[02:34.84] 48.家の裏でマンボウが死んでろ
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Pinyin

ti: shí
ar: GUMI
al: nicovideo sm13749609
[00:12.61] chì xìn hào tíng chē dài
[00:13.99] guǎng bù dào kāi shì jiè jìng fēng
[00:16.81] hòu fāng chōng jí yáo quán shēn
[00:18.46] tū ru yī tái zì zhuǎn chē
[00:21.40] xiè xíng
[00:24.19] hòu lún
[00:25.99] zú chéng tǐ zhòng
[00:28.09] dòng
[00:30.47] dòng ǎn ài chē
[00:32.87] míng ān quán biàn nán
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[00:36.34] míng qián zhī fàn rén jué wù
[00:41.43] jīn qián 48 zhòu
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[00:48.34] 1. shàng xià chǐ jué miè mèng jiàn
[00:49.91] 2. qì rù fú xiù qiān qiè
[00:51.35] 3. xié dài tōng huà zhōng bào
[00:52.78] 4. chǐ
[00:54.30] 5. xiǎng dìng shēn zhǎo qiè
[00:55.84] 6. dà shì shū lèi yìn jiàn wéi
[00:57.27] 7. zǎo méi shēn
[00:58.79] 8. wǎng lù fù lù qiè fú
[01:00.25] 9. duì duì qián
[01:01.85] 10. sī chūn qī píng jūn zhǎng xu
[01:03.26] 11. jīn niè
[01:04.85] 12. yā rù ào yù
[01:06.29] 13. bái chū
[01:07.81] 14. xiě zhēn xiāo
[01:09.36] 15. lǚ lì shū zuì hòu shū sǔn
[01:10.83] 16. bèi jīn bài
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[01:24.50] sǔn shāng shén dà
[01:25.36] tè shū huài wèn wū fā zhù
[01:27.69] xiū lǐ fèi 8000 yuán suǒ yào rì shù 10 rì jiān
[01:30.40] fàn rén shǒu guà tú fāng mù
[01:33.30] zēng rì
[01:35.93]
[01:36.43] nián zhuó xì nán zǐ běn qì jiàn
[01:41.99] xiǎo xián měi rì yì
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[01:48.37] 17. nán zǐ zhōng xué shēng lùn pò
[01:49.87] 18. bǎn huà shòu yè diāo kè dāo wàng
[01:51.28] 19. luò gài jiān wéi
[01:52.87] 20. yì tú xíng xià yán
[01:54.41] 21. sù zú sī yù tà
[01:55.75] 22. jiā líng yǐn lián zhěn chòu
[01:57.33] 23. zhǒng quán lì niè
[01:58.79] 24. ěr hòu kuì
[02:00.34] 25. tū rán chuī fēi
[02:01.81] 26. lì shǒu nì mǎi
[02:03.32] 27. jiān wéi tú
[02:04.84] 28. jìn suǒ zi gōng jì xián
[02:06.32] 29. lín xí zuò
[02:07.90] 30. jiāo tōng fèi sī
[02:09.29] 31. shuǐ mǐ chuī
[02:10.81] 32. zài fàng sòng jiàn táo
[02:12.36] 33. dài jì suàn rù wàng
[02:13.75] 34. tè shū lè qì
[02:15.26] 35. dì yù dài zhí shàng
[02:16.76] 36. bì sǐ xiāo zuò wú
[02:18.31] 37. quán shēn shì
[02:19.82] 38. dà shèng lài cán
[02:21.18] 39. jiān zhí rén hǎo
[02:22.78] 40. yǒu dá
[02:24.27] 41. J2 shì hé dāng
[02:25.77] 42. gǔ guān jié yà tuō jiù
[02:27.32] 43. hǎi wài MAD sù cái
[02:28.81] 44. yī wǎn zhōng wū gēn
[02:30.33] 45. gān guò luò ru
[02:31.78] 46. shí
[02:33.27] 47. xíng diàn chí yǐn ru
[02:34.84] 48. jiā lǐ sǐ
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