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It was a weekend, and you can't stop |
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Us from going to the local dance spot. |
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Instead of drinking imported beers, |
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Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears. |
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We popped the top. We know what was in it. |
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Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it. |
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Orphan Tears are hallucinogenic. |
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I took one sip and saw a two-headed midget. |
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Then the room filled with colors and shapes, |
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And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes. |
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Oh snap! And what made it worse |
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Is I swear I saw a unicorn humping a smurf. |
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Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass. |
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He passed some gas and it snapped in half. |
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Yo Deejay! Are you still there? |
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Yeah, I'm trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair. |
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Alright. Chill there. I think a bulimic |
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Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus. |
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I don't believe it. I'm gonna be sea sick. |
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These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip. |
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Little children, near and far |
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Don't know where your parents are. |
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Cry directly in this jar. |
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I will drink it at the bar. |
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Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. |
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Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. |
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Sip sippin' on sip sippin' on |
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Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. |
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These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before. |
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I tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance floor. |
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{DeeJay falls asleep and snores} |
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I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello with the pudding! " |
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He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody. |
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I ran to the bathroom. Everything's in slow mo. |
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I couldn't throw up, because the toilet bowl called me a homo. |
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I barfed up a kitten, and I'm feeling strange. |
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Sippin' these Orphan Tears, now it's got me seeing things. |
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Little children, near and far |
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Don't know where your parents are. |
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Cry directly in this jar. |
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I will drink it at the bar. |
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Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. |
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Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. |
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Sip sippin' on sip sippin' on |
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Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. |
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All up in the VIP section, straight relaxed. |
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The DJ playing my favorite tracks. |
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Waitress asked, what can I bring you. |
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I said the most expensive thing on the menu. |
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She came back with a glass of liquid. |
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I said, I asked for something different. |
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This looks like a normal beer. |
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She said, no it's Orphan Tears. |
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Took a swig. Then I walked down where the dance floor is, |
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Whole club looking like a forest. |
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DeeJay turned into a brontosaurus. |
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Everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris. |
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I tried to run to the bathroom but when |
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I did I felt a vacuum suction. |
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Pulling me back slow |
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Dance floor turned into a black hole. |
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Spinning around horribly. |
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Feeling like Dorothy. |
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Woke up and was still at home. |
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Orphan Tears got us in the zone. |
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Little children, near and far |
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Don't know where your parents are. |
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Cry directly in this jar. |
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I will drink it at the bar. |
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Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. |
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Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. |
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Sip sippin' on sip sippin' on |
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Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. |
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