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| [00:04.64] | Chicago - Cell Block Tango |
| [00:05.02] | |
| [00:07.68] | |
| [00:11.73] | |
| [00:12.04] | Pop! |
| [00:13.00] | |
| [00:13.38] | |
| [00:13.75] | Six! |
| [00:14.65] | |
| [00:15.06] | |
| [00:15.56] | Squish! |
| [00:16.46] | |
| [00:16.86] | |
| [00:17.77] | Uh Uh (squeezing necklace) |
| [00:19.30] | |
| [00:19.68] | |
| [00:19.99] | Cicero (Smoke puffs) |
| [00:21.09] | |
| [00:21.41] | |
| [00:21.68] | Lipschitz! |
| [00:25.20] | |
| [00:28.06] | And now the 6 marry murderesses of the cook county |
| [00:32.77] | jail in their rendition of the cell block tango |
| [00:35.61] | |
| [00:36.07] | Pop, six, squish, uh-uh |
| [00:49.87] | Cicero, Lipschitz |
| [01:11.46] | |
| [01:11.96] | He had it coming |
| [01:13.73] | He had it coming |
| [01:15.67] | He only had himself to blame |
| [01:19.30] | If you'd have been there |
| [01:22.02] | If you'd have seen it |
| [01:23.01] | |
| [01:23.35] | |
| [01:23.59] | I betcha you would have done the same! |
| [01:26.59] | |
| [01:26.83] | Pop, six, squish, uh-uh |
| [01:28.21] | Cicero, Lipschitz |
| [01:29.44] | |
| [01:30.34] | |
| [01:34.70] | You know how people |
| [01:36.05] | have these little habits |
| [01:37.05] | That get you down. Like Bernie. |
| [01:40.62] | Bernie like to chew gum. |
| [01:42.49] | No, not chew. POP. |
| [01:45.85] | So I came home this one day |
| [01:47.55] | And I am really irritated, and I'm |
| [01:49.08] | looking for a bit of sympathy |
| [01:50.82] | and there's Bernie layin' |
| [01:52.65] | on the couch, drinkin' a beer |
| [01:54.33] | and chewin'. No, not chewin'. |
| [01:57.01] | Poppin'. So, I said to him, |
| [02:00.07] | I said, "you pop that |
| [02:01.35] | gum one more time..." |
| [02:04.80] | and he did. |
| [02:06.15] | So I took the shotgun off the wall |
| [02:07.95] | and I fired two warning shots... |
| [02:11.12] | ...into his head. |
| [02:14.17] | |
| [02:14.69] | |
| [02:15.32] | He had it coming |
| [02:16.77] | He had it coming |
| [02:18.94] | He only had himself to blame |
| [02:21.48] | |
| [02:22.24] | If you'd have been there |
| [02:24.19] | If you'd have heard it |
| [02:26.16] | I betcha you would |
| [02:28.00] | Have done the same! |
| [02:29.15] | |
| [02:36.26] | |
| [02:36.87] | I met Ezekiel Young from |
| [02:39.26] | Salt Lake city about two years ago |
| [02:40.66] | and he told me he was single |
| [02:42.59] | and we hit it off right away. |
| [02:44.51] | So, we started living together. |
| [02:46.44] | He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd |
| [02:48.86] | fix him a drink, We'd have dinner. |
| [02:51.25] | And then I found out, |
| [02:53.94] | "Single" he told me? |
| [02:55.83] | Single, my ass. Not only |
| [02:57.77] | was he married |
| [02:59.45] | ...oh, no, he had six wives. |
| [03:02.55] | One of those Mormons, you know. So that |
| [03:05.38] | night, when he came home, I fixed him |
| [03:08.17] | his drink as usual. |
| [03:11.73] | You know, some guys just can't hold |
| [03:14.26] | their arsenic. |
| [03:15.28] | |
| [03:15.73] | |
| [03:16.00] | Hah! He had it coming |
| [03:17.46] | He had it coming |
| [03:19.66] | He took a flower |
| [03:20.86] | In its prime |
| [03:23.17] | And then he used it |
| [03:25.15] | And he abused it |
| [03:27.04] | It was a murder |
| [03:28.44] | But not a crime! |
| [03:30.27] | |
| [03:30.51] | |
| [03:30.76] | Pop, six, squish, uh-uh |
| [03:31.12] | Cicero, Lipschitz |
| [03:31.84] | |
| [03:32.11] | |
| [03:32.70] | Now, I'm standing in the kitchen |
| [03:33.91] | carvin' up the chicken for dinner, |
| [03:35.38] | minding my own business, |
| [03:37.17] | and in storms my husband Wilbur, |
| [03:39.42] | in a jealous rage. |
| [03:40.64] | "You been screwin' the milkman," |
| [03:41.79] | he says. He was crazy |
| [03:43.67] | and he kept screamin', |
| [03:45.10] | "you been screwin the milkman." |
| [03:47.53] | And then he ran into my knife. |
| [03:49.67] | He ran into my knife ten times.." |
| [03:52.21] | |
| [03:52.64] | |
| [03:54.74] | If you'd have been there |
| [03:56.32] | If you'd have seen it |
| [03:58.42] | I betcha you would have done the same! |
| [04:01.24] | |
| [04:01.90] | |
| [04:02.19] | Mit keresek, én itt? Azt mondják, |
| [04:05.57] | hogy a híres lakem lefogta a férjemet én meg |
| [04:07.51] | lecsaptam a fejét. De nem igaz, én ártatlan |
| [04:11.23] | vagyok. Nem tudom miért mondja |
| [04:15.76] | Uncle Sam, hogy én tettem. Probáltam |
| [04:19.52] | a rendõrségen megmagyarázni de nem értették meg... |
| [04:22.61] | |
| [04:23.10] | |
| [04:23.38] | Yeah, but did you do it? |
| [04:25.20] | |
| [04:25.50] | |
| [04:25.75] | UH UH, not guilty! |
| [04:27.06] | |
| [04:28.68] | |
| [04:29.24] | My sister, Veronica and |
| [04:34.81] | I had this double act |
| [04:36.37] | and my husband, Charlie, |
| [04:37.71] | traveled around with us. |
| [04:39.06] | Now, for the last number in |
| [04:40.55] | our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks |
| [04:42.89] | one two three four,five...splits, spread eagles, |
| [04:46.49] | back flips,flip flops, |
| [04:47.80] | one right after the other. |
| [04:49.75] | Well, this one night we were in the hotel Cicero, |
| [04:52.34] | the three of us, |
| [04:54.77] | boozin' and |
| [04:55.72] | havin' a few laughs |
| [04:57.84] | when we run out of ice. |
| [04:59.27] | So I went out to get some. |
| [05:00.98] | I come back, open the door |
| [05:04.53] | and there's Veronica and |
| [05:05.96] | Charlie doing Number Seventeen- |
| [05:09.36] | the spread eagle. |
| [05:11.00] | |
| [05:12.14] | Well, I was in such a state of shock, |
| [05:14.21] | I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing. |
| [05:17.28] | It wasn't until later, |
| [05:19.16] | when I was washing the blood off my hands |
| [05:21.18] | I even knew they were dead. |
| [05:23.04] | |
| [05:23.49] | They had it coming |
| [05:25.19] | They had it coming |
| [05:26.98] | They had it coming all along |
| [05:30.44] | I didn't do it |
| [05:32.48] | But if I'd done it |
| [05:34.29] | How could you tell me that I was wrong? |
| [05:38.01] | |
| [05:40.29] | |
| [05:40.51] | They had it coming |
| [05:40.68] | |
| [05:41.16] | They had it coming |
| [05:41.74] | |
| [05:42.01] | They had it coming |
| [05:42.90] | |
| [05:43.15] | They had it coming |
| [05:43.70] | |
| [05:44.00] | They had it coming |
| [05:45.37] | All along |
| [05:48.01] | I didn't do it |
| [05:49.18] | But if I'd done it |
| [05:51.04] | How could you tell me |
| [05:52.44] | That I was wrong? |
| [05:55.69] | |
| [05:55.94] | |
| [05:56.23] | I loved Alvin Lipschitz |
| [05:57.39] | more than I can possibly say. |
| [05:58.88] | He was a real artistic guy... |
| [06:00.81] | sensitive... a painter. |
| [06:03.45] | But |
| [06:04.00] | He was always trying |
| [06:04.65] | to find himself. |
| [06:05.72] | He'd go out every night |
| [06:07.20] | looking for himself |
| [06:07.77] | and on the way |
| [06:09.05] | he found Ruth, |
| [06:10.49] | Gladys, |
| [06:11.88] | Rosemary and Irving. |
| [06:14.88] | I guess you can say we broke |
| [06:15.90] | up because of artistic differences. |
| [06:17.91] | He saw himself as alive |
| [06:20.24] | and I saw him dead. |
| [06:21.80] | |
| [06:22.30] | |
| [06:22.65] | The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum |
| [06:26.04] | The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum |
| [06:30.02] | |
| [06:30.29] | |
| [06:30.57] | They had it comin' |
| [06:31.17] | |
| [06:31.42] | They had it comin' |
| [06:32.63] | |
| [06:33.27] | They had it comin' |
| [06:34.86] | |
| [06:35.20] | They had it comin' |
| [06:35.74] | |
| [06:36.11] | They had it comin' |
| [06:36.34] | |
| [06:36.53] | They had it comin' |
| [06:36.72] | |
| [06:36.95] | All along |
| [06:37.56] | |
| [06:37.82] | All along |
| [06:38.04] | 'Cause if they used us |
| [06:38.95] | 'Cause if they used us And they abused us |
| [06:40.84] | And they abused us |
| [06:41.76] | |
| [06:42.12] | How could you tell us |
| [06:42.82] | |
| [06:43.04] | How could you tell us That we were wrong? |
| [06:43.25] | That we were wrong? |
| [06:44.92] | |
| [06:45.16] | He had it coming |
| [06:46.14] | He had it coming |
| [06:47.71] | He only had |
| [06:48.61] | Himself |
| [06:49.61] | To blame. |
| [06:51.36] | If you'd have been there |
| [06:53.09] | If you'd have seen it |
| [06:55.02] | I betcha |
| [06:55.47] | You would |
| [06:56.19] | Have done |
| [06:57.24] | The same! |
| [06:58.44] | |
| [06:58.68] | |
| [06:59.00] | You pop that gum one more time! |
| [06:59.38] | |
| [06:59.59] | |
| [06:59.82] | Single my ass. |
| [07:00.21] | |
| [07:00.62] | |
| [07:00.89] | Ten times! |
| [07:01.47] | |
| [07:01.70] | |
| [07:01.92] | Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe. |
| [07:02.68] | |
| [07:02.95] | |
| [07:03.20] | Number seventeen-the spread eagle. |
| [07:03.71] | |
| [07:03.98] | |
| [07:04.22] | Artistic differences. |
| [07:05.41] | |
| [07:05.63] | Pop! |
| [07:06.47] | |
| [07:06.72] | |
| [07:07.32] | Six! |
| [07:08.26] | |
| [07:08.52] | |
| [07:09.13] | Squish! |
| [07:10.63] | |
| [07:10.98] | |
| [07:11.25] | Uh Uh (squeezing necklace) |
| [07:12.42] | |
| [07:13.06] | |
| [07:13.38] | Cicero (smoke puffs) |
| [07:14.65] | |
| [07:15.18] | |
| [07:16.01] | Lipschitz! |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : wu |
| [00:01.000] | zuo ci : wu |
| [00:04.64] | Chicago Cell Block Tango |
| [00:05.02] | |
| [00:07.68] | |
| [00:11.73] | |
| [00:12.04] | Pop! |
| [00:13.00] | |
| [00:13.38] | |
| [00:13.75] | Six! |
| [00:14.65] | |
| [00:15.06] | |
| [00:15.56] | Squish! |
| [00:16.46] | |
| [00:16.86] | |
| [00:17.77] | Uh Uh squeezing necklace |
| [00:19.30] | |
| [00:19.68] | |
| [00:19.99] | Cicero Smoke puffs |
| [00:21.09] | |
| [00:21.41] | |
| [00:21.68] | Lipschitz! |
| [00:25.20] | |
| [00:28.06] | And now the 6 marry murderesses of the cook county |
| [00:32.77] | jail in their rendition of the cell block tango |
| [00:35.61] | |
| [00:36.07] | Pop, six, squish, uhuh |
| [00:49.87] | Cicero, Lipschitz |
| [01:11.46] | |
| [01:11.96] | He had it coming |
| [01:13.73] | He had it coming |
| [01:15.67] | He only had himself to blame |
| [01:19.30] | If you' d have been there |
| [01:22.02] | If you' d have seen it |
| [01:23.01] | |
| [01:23.35] | |
| [01:23.59] | I betcha you would have done the same! |
| [01:26.59] | |
| [01:26.83] | Pop, six, squish, uhuh |
| [01:28.21] | Cicero, Lipschitz |
| [01:29.44] | |
| [01:30.34] | |
| [01:34.70] | You know how people |
| [01:36.05] | have these little habits |
| [01:37.05] | That get you down. Like Bernie. |
| [01:40.62] | Bernie like to chew gum. |
| [01:42.49] | No, not chew. POP. |
| [01:45.85] | So I came home this one day |
| [01:47.55] | And I am really irritated, and I' m |
| [01:49.08] | looking for a bit of sympathy |
| [01:50.82] | and there' s Bernie layin' |
| [01:52.65] | on the couch, drinkin' a beer |
| [01:54.33] | and chewin'. No, not chewin'. |
| [01:57.01] | Poppin'. So, I said to him, |
| [02:00.07] | I said, " you pop that |
| [02:01.35] | gum one more time..." |
| [02:04.80] | and he did. |
| [02:06.15] | So I took the shotgun off the wall |
| [02:07.95] | and I fired two warning shots... |
| [02:11.12] | ... into his head. |
| [02:14.17] | |
| [02:14.69] | |
| [02:15.32] | He had it coming |
| [02:16.77] | He had it coming |
| [02:18.94] | He only had himself to blame |
| [02:21.48] | |
| [02:22.24] | If you' d have been there |
| [02:24.19] | If you' d have heard it |
| [02:26.16] | I betcha you would |
| [02:28.00] | Have done the same! |
| [02:29.15] | |
| [02:36.26] | |
| [02:36.87] | I met Ezekiel Young from |
| [02:39.26] | Salt Lake city about two years ago |
| [02:40.66] | and he told me he was single |
| [02:42.59] | and we hit it off right away. |
| [02:44.51] | So, we started living together. |
| [02:46.44] | He' d go to work, he' d come home, I' d |
| [02:48.86] | fix him a drink, We' d have dinner. |
| [02:51.25] | And then I found out, |
| [02:53.94] | " Single" he told me? |
| [02:55.83] | Single, my ass. Not only |
| [02:57.77] | was he married |
| [02:59.45] | ... oh, no, he had six wives. |
| [03:02.55] | One of those Mormons, you know. So that |
| [03:05.38] | night, when he came home, I fixed him |
| [03:08.17] | his drink as usual. |
| [03:11.73] | You know, some guys just can' t hold |
| [03:14.26] | their arsenic. |
| [03:15.28] | |
| [03:15.73] | |
| [03:16.00] | Hah! He had it coming |
| [03:17.46] | He had it coming |
| [03:19.66] | He took a flower |
| [03:20.86] | In its prime |
| [03:23.17] | And then he used it |
| [03:25.15] | And he abused it |
| [03:27.04] | It was a murder |
| [03:28.44] | But not a crime! |
| [03:30.27] | |
| [03:30.51] | |
| [03:30.76] | Pop, six, squish, uhuh |
| [03:31.12] | Cicero, Lipschitz |
| [03:31.84] | |
| [03:32.11] | |
| [03:32.70] | Now, I' m standing in the kitchen |
| [03:33.91] | carvin' up the chicken for dinner, |
| [03:35.38] | minding my own business, |
| [03:37.17] | and in storms my husband Wilbur, |
| [03:39.42] | in a jealous rage. |
| [03:40.64] | " You been screwin' the milkman," |
| [03:41.79] | he says. He was crazy |
| [03:43.67] | and he kept screamin', |
| [03:45.10] | " you been screwin the milkman." |
| [03:47.53] | And then he ran into my knife. |
| [03:49.67] | He ran into my knife ten times.." |
| [03:52.21] | |
| [03:52.64] | |
| [03:54.74] | If you' d have been there |
| [03:56.32] | If you' d have seen it |
| [03:58.42] | I betcha you would have done the same! |
| [04:01.24] | |
| [04:01.90] | |
| [04:02.19] | Mit keresek, e n itt? Azt mondja k, |
| [04:05.57] | hogy a hi res lakem lefogta a fe rjemet e n meg |
| [04:07.51] | lecsaptam a feje t. De nem igaz, e n a rtatlan |
| [04:11.23] | vagyok. Nem tudom mie rt mondja |
| [04:15.76] | Uncle Sam, hogy e n tettem. Proba ltam |
| [04:19.52] | a rend rse gen megmagyara zni de nem e rtette k meg... |
| [04:22.61] | |
| [04:23.10] | |
| [04:23.38] | Yeah, but did you do it? |
| [04:25.20] | |
| [04:25.50] | |
| [04:25.75] | UH UH, not guilty! |
| [04:27.06] | |
| [04:28.68] | |
| [04:29.24] | My sister, Veronica and |
| [04:34.81] | I had this double act |
| [04:36.37] | and my husband, Charlie, |
| [04:37.71] | traveled around with us. |
| [04:39.06] | Now, for the last number in |
| [04:40.55] | our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks |
| [04:42.89] | one two three four, five... splits, spread eagles, |
| [04:46.49] | back flips, flip flops, |
| [04:47.80] | one right after the other. |
| [04:49.75] | Well, this one night we were in the hotel Cicero, |
| [04:52.34] | the three of us, |
| [04:54.77] | boozin' and |
| [04:55.72] | havin' a few laughs |
| [04:57.84] | when we run out of ice. |
| [04:59.27] | So I went out to get some. |
| [05:00.98] | I come back, open the door |
| [05:04.53] | and there' s Veronica and |
| [05:05.96] | Charlie doing Number Seventeen |
| [05:09.36] | the spread eagle. |
| [05:11.00] | |
| [05:12.14] | Well, I was in such a state of shock, |
| [05:14.21] | I completely blacked out. I can' t remember a thing. |
| [05:17.28] | It wasn' t until later, |
| [05:19.16] | when I was washing the blood off my hands |
| [05:21.18] | I even knew they were dead. |
| [05:23.04] | |
| [05:23.49] | They had it coming |
| [05:25.19] | They had it coming |
| [05:26.98] | They had it coming all along |
| [05:30.44] | I didn' t do it |
| [05:32.48] | But if I' d done it |
| [05:34.29] | How could you tell me that I was wrong? |
| [05:38.01] | |
| [05:40.29] | |
| [05:40.51] | They had it coming |
| [05:40.68] | |
| [05:41.16] | They had it coming |
| [05:41.74] | |
| [05:42.01] | They had it coming |
| [05:42.90] | |
| [05:43.15] | They had it coming |
| [05:43.70] | |
| [05:44.00] | They had it coming |
| [05:45.37] | All along |
| [05:48.01] | I didn' t do it |
| [05:49.18] | But if I' d done it |
| [05:51.04] | How could you tell me |
| [05:52.44] | That I was wrong? |
| [05:55.69] | |
| [05:55.94] | |
| [05:56.23] | I loved Alvin Lipschitz |
| [05:57.39] | more than I can possibly say. |
| [05:58.88] | He was a real artistic guy... |
| [06:00.81] | sensitive... a painter. |
| [06:03.45] | But |
| [06:04.00] | He was always trying |
| [06:04.65] | to find himself. |
| [06:05.72] | He' d go out every night |
| [06:07.20] | looking for himself |
| [06:07.77] | and on the way |
| [06:09.05] | he found Ruth, |
| [06:10.49] | Gladys, |
| [06:11.88] | Rosemary and Irving. |
| [06:14.88] | I guess you can say we broke |
| [06:15.90] | up because of artistic differences. |
| [06:17.91] | He saw himself as alive |
| [06:20.24] | and I saw him dead. |
| [06:21.80] | |
| [06:22.30] | |
| [06:22.65] | The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum |
| [06:26.04] | The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum |
| [06:30.02] | |
| [06:30.29] | |
| [06:30.57] | They had it comin' |
| [06:31.17] | |
| [06:31.42] | They had it comin' |
| [06:32.63] | |
| [06:33.27] | They had it comin' |
| [06:34.86] | |
| [06:35.20] | They had it comin' |
| [06:35.74] | |
| [06:36.11] | They had it comin' |
| [06:36.34] | |
| [06:36.53] | They had it comin' |
| [06:36.72] | |
| [06:36.95] | All along |
| [06:37.56] | |
| [06:37.82] | All along |
| [06:38.04] | ' Cause if they used us |
| [06:38.95] | ' Cause if they used us And they abused us |
| [06:40.84] | And they abused us |
| [06:41.76] | |
| [06:42.12] | How could you tell us |
| [06:42.82] | |
| [06:43.04] | How could you tell us That we were wrong? |
| [06:43.25] | That we were wrong? |
| [06:44.92] | |
| [06:45.16] | He had it coming |
| [06:46.14] | He had it coming |
| [06:47.71] | He only had |
| [06:48.61] | Himself |
| [06:49.61] | To blame. |
| [06:51.36] | If you' d have been there |
| [06:53.09] | If you' d have seen it |
| [06:55.02] | I betcha |
| [06:55.47] | You would |
| [06:56.19] | Have done |
| [06:57.24] | The same! |
| [06:58.44] | |
| [06:58.68] | |
| [06:59.00] | You pop that gum one more time! |
| [06:59.38] | |
| [06:59.59] | |
| [06:59.82] | Single my ass. |
| [07:00.21] | |
| [07:00.62] | |
| [07:00.89] | Ten times! |
| [07:01.47] | |
| [07:01.70] | |
| [07:01.92] | Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe. |
| [07:02.68] | |
| [07:02.95] | |
| [07:03.20] | Number seventeenthe spread eagle. |
| [07:03.71] | |
| [07:03.98] | |
| [07:04.22] | Artistic differences. |
| [07:05.41] | |
| [07:05.63] | Pop! |
| [07:06.47] | |
| [07:06.72] | |
| [07:07.32] | Six! |
| [07:08.26] | |
| [07:08.52] | |
| [07:09.13] | Squish! |
| [07:10.63] | |
| [07:10.98] | |
| [07:11.25] | Uh Uh squeezing necklace |
| [07:12.42] | |
| [07:13.06] | |
| [07:13.38] | Cicero smoke puffs |
| [07:14.65] | |
| [07:15.18] | |
| [07:16.01] | Lipschitz! |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : wú |
| [00:01.000] | zuò cí : wú |
| [00:04.64] | Chicago Cell Block Tango |
| [00:05.02] | |
| [00:07.68] | |
| [00:11.73] | |
| [00:12.04] | Pop! |
| [00:13.00] | |
| [00:13.38] | |
| [00:13.75] | Six! |
| [00:14.65] | |
| [00:15.06] | |
| [00:15.56] | Squish! |
| [00:16.46] | |
| [00:16.86] | |
| [00:17.77] | Uh Uh squeezing necklace |
| [00:19.30] | |
| [00:19.68] | |
| [00:19.99] | Cicero Smoke puffs |
| [00:21.09] | |
| [00:21.41] | |
| [00:21.68] | Lipschitz! |
| [00:25.20] | |
| [00:28.06] | And now the 6 marry murderesses of the cook county |
| [00:32.77] | jail in their rendition of the cell block tango |
| [00:35.61] | |
| [00:36.07] | Pop, six, squish, uhuh |
| [00:49.87] | Cicero, Lipschitz |
| [01:11.46] | |
| [01:11.96] | He had it coming |
| [01:13.73] | He had it coming |
| [01:15.67] | He only had himself to blame |
| [01:19.30] | If you' d have been there |
| [01:22.02] | If you' d have seen it |
| [01:23.01] | |
| [01:23.35] | |
| [01:23.59] | I betcha you would have done the same! |
| [01:26.59] | |
| [01:26.83] | Pop, six, squish, uhuh |
| [01:28.21] | Cicero, Lipschitz |
| [01:29.44] | |
| [01:30.34] | |
| [01:34.70] | You know how people |
| [01:36.05] | have these little habits |
| [01:37.05] | That get you down. Like Bernie. |
| [01:40.62] | Bernie like to chew gum. |
| [01:42.49] | No, not chew. POP. |
| [01:45.85] | So I came home this one day |
| [01:47.55] | And I am really irritated, and I' m |
| [01:49.08] | looking for a bit of sympathy |
| [01:50.82] | and there' s Bernie layin' |
| [01:52.65] | on the couch, drinkin' a beer |
| [01:54.33] | and chewin'. No, not chewin'. |
| [01:57.01] | Poppin'. So, I said to him, |
| [02:00.07] | I said, " you pop that |
| [02:01.35] | gum one more time..." |
| [02:04.80] | and he did. |
| [02:06.15] | So I took the shotgun off the wall |
| [02:07.95] | and I fired two warning shots... |
| [02:11.12] | ... into his head. |
| [02:14.17] | |
| [02:14.69] | |
| [02:15.32] | He had it coming |
| [02:16.77] | He had it coming |
| [02:18.94] | He only had himself to blame |
| [02:21.48] | |
| [02:22.24] | If you' d have been there |
| [02:24.19] | If you' d have heard it |
| [02:26.16] | I betcha you would |
| [02:28.00] | Have done the same! |
| [02:29.15] | |
| [02:36.26] | |
| [02:36.87] | I met Ezekiel Young from |
| [02:39.26] | Salt Lake city about two years ago |
| [02:40.66] | and he told me he was single |
| [02:42.59] | and we hit it off right away. |
| [02:44.51] | So, we started living together. |
| [02:46.44] | He' d go to work, he' d come home, I' d |
| [02:48.86] | fix him a drink, We' d have dinner. |
| [02:51.25] | And then I found out, |
| [02:53.94] | " Single" he told me? |
| [02:55.83] | Single, my ass. Not only |
| [02:57.77] | was he married |
| [02:59.45] | ... oh, no, he had six wives. |
| [03:02.55] | One of those Mormons, you know. So that |
| [03:05.38] | night, when he came home, I fixed him |
| [03:08.17] | his drink as usual. |
| [03:11.73] | You know, some guys just can' t hold |
| [03:14.26] | their arsenic. |
| [03:15.28] | |
| [03:15.73] | |
| [03:16.00] | Hah! He had it coming |
| [03:17.46] | He had it coming |
| [03:19.66] | He took a flower |
| [03:20.86] | In its prime |
| [03:23.17] | And then he used it |
| [03:25.15] | And he abused it |
| [03:27.04] | It was a murder |
| [03:28.44] | But not a crime! |
| [03:30.27] | |
| [03:30.51] | |
| [03:30.76] | Pop, six, squish, uhuh |
| [03:31.12] | Cicero, Lipschitz |
| [03:31.84] | |
| [03:32.11] | |
| [03:32.70] | Now, I' m standing in the kitchen |
| [03:33.91] | carvin' up the chicken for dinner, |
| [03:35.38] | minding my own business, |
| [03:37.17] | and in storms my husband Wilbur, |
| [03:39.42] | in a jealous rage. |
| [03:40.64] | " You been screwin' the milkman," |
| [03:41.79] | he says. He was crazy |
| [03:43.67] | and he kept screamin', |
| [03:45.10] | " you been screwin the milkman." |
| [03:47.53] | And then he ran into my knife. |
| [03:49.67] | He ran into my knife ten times.." |
| [03:52.21] | |
| [03:52.64] | |
| [03:54.74] | If you' d have been there |
| [03:56.32] | If you' d have seen it |
| [03:58.42] | I betcha you would have done the same! |
| [04:01.24] | |
| [04:01.90] | |
| [04:02.19] | Mit keresek, é n itt? Azt mondjá k, |
| [04:05.57] | hogy a hí res lakem lefogta a fé rjemet é n meg |
| [04:07.51] | lecsaptam a fejé t. De nem igaz, é n á rtatlan |
| [04:11.23] | vagyok. Nem tudom mié rt mondja |
| [04:15.76] | Uncle Sam, hogy é n tettem. Probá ltam |
| [04:19.52] | a rend rsé gen megmagyará zni de nem é rtetté k meg... |
| [04:22.61] | |
| [04:23.10] | |
| [04:23.38] | Yeah, but did you do it? |
| [04:25.20] | |
| [04:25.50] | |
| [04:25.75] | UH UH, not guilty! |
| [04:27.06] | |
| [04:28.68] | |
| [04:29.24] | My sister, Veronica and |
| [04:34.81] | I had this double act |
| [04:36.37] | and my husband, Charlie, |
| [04:37.71] | traveled around with us. |
| [04:39.06] | Now, for the last number in |
| [04:40.55] | our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks |
| [04:42.89] | one two three four, five... splits, spread eagles, |
| [04:46.49] | back flips, flip flops, |
| [04:47.80] | one right after the other. |
| [04:49.75] | Well, this one night we were in the hotel Cicero, |
| [04:52.34] | the three of us, |
| [04:54.77] | boozin' and |
| [04:55.72] | havin' a few laughs |
| [04:57.84] | when we run out of ice. |
| [04:59.27] | So I went out to get some. |
| [05:00.98] | I come back, open the door |
| [05:04.53] | and there' s Veronica and |
| [05:05.96] | Charlie doing Number Seventeen |
| [05:09.36] | the spread eagle. |
| [05:11.00] | |
| [05:12.14] | Well, I was in such a state of shock, |
| [05:14.21] | I completely blacked out. I can' t remember a thing. |
| [05:17.28] | It wasn' t until later, |
| [05:19.16] | when I was washing the blood off my hands |
| [05:21.18] | I even knew they were dead. |
| [05:23.04] | |
| [05:23.49] | They had it coming |
| [05:25.19] | They had it coming |
| [05:26.98] | They had it coming all along |
| [05:30.44] | I didn' t do it |
| [05:32.48] | But if I' d done it |
| [05:34.29] | How could you tell me that I was wrong? |
| [05:38.01] | |
| [05:40.29] | |
| [05:40.51] | They had it coming |
| [05:40.68] | |
| [05:41.16] | They had it coming |
| [05:41.74] | |
| [05:42.01] | They had it coming |
| [05:42.90] | |
| [05:43.15] | They had it coming |
| [05:43.70] | |
| [05:44.00] | They had it coming |
| [05:45.37] | All along |
| [05:48.01] | I didn' t do it |
| [05:49.18] | But if I' d done it |
| [05:51.04] | How could you tell me |
| [05:52.44] | That I was wrong? |
| [05:55.69] | |
| [05:55.94] | |
| [05:56.23] | I loved Alvin Lipschitz |
| [05:57.39] | more than I can possibly say. |
| [05:58.88] | He was a real artistic guy... |
| [06:00.81] | sensitive... a painter. |
| [06:03.45] | But |
| [06:04.00] | He was always trying |
| [06:04.65] | to find himself. |
| [06:05.72] | He' d go out every night |
| [06:07.20] | looking for himself |
| [06:07.77] | and on the way |
| [06:09.05] | he found Ruth, |
| [06:10.49] | Gladys, |
| [06:11.88] | Rosemary and Irving. |
| [06:14.88] | I guess you can say we broke |
| [06:15.90] | up because of artistic differences. |
| [06:17.91] | He saw himself as alive |
| [06:20.24] | and I saw him dead. |
| [06:21.80] | |
| [06:22.30] | |
| [06:22.65] | The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum |
| [06:26.04] | The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum |
| [06:30.02] | |
| [06:30.29] | |
| [06:30.57] | They had it comin' |
| [06:31.17] | |
| [06:31.42] | They had it comin' |
| [06:32.63] | |
| [06:33.27] | They had it comin' |
| [06:34.86] | |
| [06:35.20] | They had it comin' |
| [06:35.74] | |
| [06:36.11] | They had it comin' |
| [06:36.34] | |
| [06:36.53] | They had it comin' |
| [06:36.72] | |
| [06:36.95] | All along |
| [06:37.56] | |
| [06:37.82] | All along |
| [06:38.04] | ' Cause if they used us |
| [06:38.95] | ' Cause if they used us And they abused us |
| [06:40.84] | And they abused us |
| [06:41.76] | |
| [06:42.12] | How could you tell us |
| [06:42.82] | |
| [06:43.04] | How could you tell us That we were wrong? |
| [06:43.25] | That we were wrong? |
| [06:44.92] | |
| [06:45.16] | He had it coming |
| [06:46.14] | He had it coming |
| [06:47.71] | He only had |
| [06:48.61] | Himself |
| [06:49.61] | To blame. |
| [06:51.36] | If you' d have been there |
| [06:53.09] | If you' d have seen it |
| [06:55.02] | I betcha |
| [06:55.47] | You would |
| [06:56.19] | Have done |
| [06:57.24] | The same! |
| [06:58.44] | |
| [06:58.68] | |
| [06:59.00] | You pop that gum one more time! |
| [06:59.38] | |
| [06:59.59] | |
| [06:59.82] | Single my ass. |
| [07:00.21] | |
| [07:00.62] | |
| [07:00.89] | Ten times! |
| [07:01.47] | |
| [07:01.70] | |
| [07:01.92] | Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe. |
| [07:02.68] | |
| [07:02.95] | |
| [07:03.20] | Number seventeenthe spread eagle. |
| [07:03.71] | |
| [07:03.98] | |
| [07:04.22] | Artistic differences. |
| [07:05.41] | |
| [07:05.63] | Pop! |
| [07:06.47] | |
| [07:06.72] | |
| [07:07.32] | Six! |
| [07:08.26] | |
| [07:08.52] | |
| [07:09.13] | Squish! |
| [07:10.63] | |
| [07:10.98] | |
| [07:11.25] | Uh Uh squeezing necklace |
| [07:12.42] | |
| [07:13.06] | |
| [07:13.38] | Cicero smoke puffs |
| [07:14.65] | |
| [07:15.18] | |
| [07:16.01] | Lipschitz! |
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