| Song | Albert Is a Headbanger |
| Artist | Voodoocult |
| Album | Jesus Killing Machine |
| He bangs his head against the wall | |
| He bangs his head against the law | |
| He stops talking anymore | |
| He stops smoking anymore | |
| Albert is a headbanger | |
| Albert is a fatbanger | |
| He bangs his head against himself | |
| He bangs his head against them all | |
| He stops laughing anymore | |
| He stops working anymore | |
| Albert is a headbanger | |
| Albert is a fatbanger |