| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : 无 |
| [00:00.334] | 作词 : 骤雨 |
| [00:01.02] | 《春眠不觉晓》多角色版，原曲：采茶纪 |
| [00:02.51] | 词策＆海报：骤雨 |
| [00:04.06] | 陌上桑广播剧社 出品 |
| [00:05.70][春晓] | by予橙七 |
| [00:07.65][童音念白] | by时七 |
| [00:09.44][村医] | by张三六 |
| [00:10.69][村长夫人] | by小太阳 |
| [00:12.03][村长] | by惜芸 |
| [00:13.28][猪肉佬] | by曹操 |
| [00:14.83] | 后期：愤怒的曹操＆komeru丶赛璐珞 |
| [00:16.82] | 题字：项樱/ 板绘：老丸子 |
| [00:20.58] | 春晓：和风吹斗春草，花儿对我笑， |
| [00:23.57] | 鸟儿说你为啥没有背书包 |
| [00:26.20] | 女儿家叫春晓，吾命像野草， |
| [00:28.59] | 柴米油盐洗晾衣服摘香蕉 |
| [00:31.58] | 隔壁村小铁蛋，家穷衣裳薄， |
| [00:34.12] | 穿开裆裤 村医门前 玩耍“遛小鸟” |
| [00:36.85] | 老中医“医术高”，摸摸病就好， |
| [00:39.64] | 村妇都夸他“技术”好 |
| [00:42.33] | 但是我气恼，他又偷窥我洗澡， |
| [00:44.57] | 当我操着棒槌出来他傻笑 |
| [00:47.46] | 莫怪我羞恼，是你惹我怒火烧， |
| [00:49.95] | 揍得老色鬼边跑边叫边求饶： |
| [00:53.19] | 村医：姑娘莫炸毛，免费把你病瞧， |
| [00:55.58] | 谁知你泼得像六月的辣椒 |
| [00:58.01] | 春晓：你个假老道，竟敢倚老卖老， |
| [01:00.96] | 卖的全是狗皮膏药 |
| [01:03.95] | 春晓：村头猪肉佬一身膘，屁股翘身材好， |
| [01:07.33] | 胸口有坨毛，村长夫人到把他叫： |
| [01:11.21] | 村长夫人：小年糕我来了你可馋死我了， |
| [01:14.20] | 村长大哥偏爱野花没情调， |
| [01:16.49] | 怎耐如狼似虎本宫夜夜不停想要， |
| [01:19.72] | 日思夜盼只想与你度春宵 |
| [01:25.68] | 童音旁白：春眠不觉晓，处处蚊子咬。哈哈哈哈哈哈…… |
| [01:45.61] | 春晓：春雨到采艾蒿，扁担挑过桥， |
| [01:48.45] | 野茶香香 色青青惹画眉鸟 |
| [01:51.28] | 穷山坳地方小，相逢既狭道， |
| [01:53.67] | 发怒村长 带着弟兄来叫嚣： |
| [01:56.51] | 村长：出来了小猪羔，胆敢勾二嫂， |
| [01:59.34] | 方圆百里人尽皆知 老子戴绿帽 |
| [02:01.83] | 春晓：屋里人出来了，女人后门跑， |
| [02:04.22] | 猪肉佬气得来口角： |
| [02:07.12] | 猪肉佬：不是我想要，是你夫人实在骚， |
| [02:10.29] | 上次像财狼上上次像虎豹 |
| [02:12.48] | 她的小蛮腰，晃得老子欲火烧， |
| [02:15.62] | 收拾你们再品她的貌美声娇 |
| [02:18.31] | 村长：你个小猪羔，虎头上敢拔毛， |
| [02:20.95] | 待我一声令下叫人把你削 |
| [02:23.60] | 猪肉佬：你个小草包,倚人多欺人少， |
| [02:26.52] | 有种出来与我单挑 |
| [02:29.31] | 春晓：壮汉从身后抽出把杀猪刀，怒喝声地动山摇 |
| [02:34.12] | 一发力使出刀刃风暴，吓得众人节节退连滚带跑 |
| [02:39.82] | 人生跌宕总要面对点粗暴， |
| [02:42.06] | 纵走位再飘也难以抵挡寒铁一刀， |
| [02:45.34] | 那壮汉站在门前得意笑 |
| [02:50.32] | 池塘蛙声鸣荷蕾盼来春晓 |
| [02:53.09] | 新芽撩惹雀跃啼鸟 |
| [02:56.04] | 一枝接着一枝弹跳 |
| [02:57.90] | 花枝乱摇这姿势羡煞春草 |
| [03:01.04] | 小女未读诗书世理知多少 |
| [03:03.48] | 三六九等的生活不都为了图个饱 |
| [03:06.71] | 而我将这首仿词唱作春晓 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : wu |
| [00:00.334] | zuo ci : zhou yu |
| [00:01.02] | chun mian bu jue xiao duo jue se ban, yuan qu: cai cha ji |
| [00:02.51] | ci ce hai bao: zhou yu |
| [00:04.06] | mo shang sang guang bo ju she chu pin |
| [00:05.70][春晓] | by yu cheng qi |
| [00:07.65][童音念白] | by shi qi |
| [00:09.44][村医] | by zhang san liu |
| [00:10.69][村长夫人] | by xiao tai yang |
| [00:12.03][村长] | by xi yun |
| [00:13.28][猪肉佬] | by cao cao |
| [00:14.83] | hou qi: fen nu de cao cao komeru zhu sai lu luo |
| [00:16.82] | ti zi: xiang ying ban hui: lao wan zi |
| [00:20.58] | chun xiao: he feng chui dou chun cao, hua er dui wo xiao, |
| [00:23.57] | niao er shuo ni wei sha mei you bei shu bao |
| [00:26.20] | nv er jia jiao chun xiao, wu ming xiang ye cao, |
| [00:28.59] | chai mi you yan xi liang yi fu zhai xiang jiao |
| [00:31.58] | ge bi cun xiao tie dan, jia qiong yi shang bao, |
| [00:34.12] | chuan kai dang ku cun yi men qian wan shua" liu xiao niao" |
| [00:36.85] | lao zhong yi" yi shu gao", mo mo bing jiu hao, |
| [00:39.64] | cun fu dou kua ta" ji shu" hao |
| [00:42.33] | dan shi wo qi nao, ta you tou kui wo xi zao, |
| [00:44.57] | dang wo cao zhe bang chui chu lai ta sha xiao |
| [00:47.46] | mo guai wo xiu nao, shi ni re wo nu huo shao, |
| [00:49.95] | zou de lao se gui bian pao bian jiao bian qiu rao: |
| [00:53.19] | cun yi: gu niang mo zha mao, mian fei ba ni bing qiao, |
| [00:55.58] | shei zhi ni po de xiang liu yue de la jiao |
| [00:58.01] | chun xiao: ni ge jia lao dao, jing gan yi lao mai lao, |
| [01:00.96] | mai de quan shi gou pi gao yao |
| [01:03.95] | chun xiao: cun tou zhu rou lao yi shen biao, pi gu qiao shen cai hao, |
| [01:07.33] | xiong kou you tuo mao, cun zhang fu ren dao ba ta jiao: |
| [01:11.21] | cun zhang fu ren: xiao nian gao wo lai le ni ke chan si wo le, |
| [01:14.20] | cun zhang da ge pian ai ye hua mei qing diao, |
| [01:16.49] | zen nai ru lang si hu ben gong ye ye bu ting xiang yao, |
| [01:19.72] | ri si ye pan zhi xiang yu ni du chun xiao |
| [01:25.68] | tong yin pang bai: chun mian bu jue xiao, chu chu wen zi yao. ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [01:45.61] | chun xiao: chun yu dao cai ai hao, bian dan tiao guo qiao, |
| [01:48.45] | ye cha xiang xiang se qing qing re hua mei niao |
| [01:51.28] | qiong shan ao di fang xiao, xiang feng ji xia dao, |
| [01:53.67] | fa nu cun zhang dai zhe di xiong lai jiao xiao: |
| [01:56.51] | cun zhang: chu lai le xiao zhu gao, dan gan gou er sao, |
| [01:59.34] | fang yuan bai li ren jin jie zhi lao zi dai lv mao |
| [02:01.83] | chun xiao: wu li ren chu lai le, nv ren hou men pao, |
| [02:04.22] | zhu rou lao qi de lai kou jue: |
| [02:07.12] | zhu rou lao: bu shi wo xiang yao, shi ni fu ren shi zai sao, |
| [02:10.29] | shang ci xiang cai lang shang shang ci xiang hu bao |
| [02:12.48] | ta de xiao man yao, huang de lao zi yu huo shao, |
| [02:15.62] | shou shi ni men zai pin ta de mao mei sheng jiao |
| [02:18.31] | cun zhang: ni ge xiao zhu gao, hu tou shang gan ba mao, |
| [02:20.95] | dai wo yi sheng ling xia jiao ren ba ni xue |
| [02:23.60] | zhu rou lao: ni ge xiao cao bao, yi ren duo qi ren shao, |
| [02:26.52] | you zhong chu lai yu wo dan tiao |
| [02:29.31] | chun xiao: zhuang han cong shen hou chou chu ba sha zhu dao, nu he sheng di dong shan yao |
| [02:34.12] | yi fa li shi chu dao ren feng bao, xia de zhong ren jie jie tui lian gun dai pao |
| [02:39.82] | ren sheng die dang zong yao mian dui dian cu bao, |
| [02:42.06] | zong zou wei zai piao ye nan yi di dang han tie yi dao, |
| [02:45.34] | na zhuang han zhan zai men qian de yi xiao |
| [02:50.32] | chi tang wa sheng ming he lei pan lai chun xiao |
| [02:53.09] | xin ya liao re que yue ti niao |
| [02:56.04] | yi zhi jie zhe yi zhi tan tiao |
| [02:57.90] | hua zhi luan yao zhe zi shi xian sha chun cao |
| [03:01.04] | xiao nv wei du shi shu shi li zhi duo shao |
| [03:03.48] | san liu jiu deng de sheng huo bu dou wei le tu ge bao |
| [03:06.71] | er wo jiang zhe shou fang ci chang zuo chun xiao |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : wú |
| [00:00.334] | zuò cí : zhòu yǔ |
| [00:01.02] | chūn mián bù jué xiǎo duō jué sè bǎn, yuán qǔ: cǎi chá jì |
| [00:02.51] | cí cè hǎi bào: zhòu yǔ |
| [00:04.06] | mò shàng sāng guǎng bō jù shè chū pǐn |
| [00:05.70][春晓] | by yǔ chéng qī |
| [00:07.65][童音念白] | by shí qī |
| [00:09.44][村医] | by zhāng sān liù |
| [00:10.69][村长夫人] | by xiǎo tài yáng |
| [00:12.03][村长] | by xī yún |
| [00:13.28][猪肉佬] | by cáo cāo |
| [00:14.83] | hòu qī: fèn nù de cáo cāo komeru zhǔ sài lù luò |
| [00:16.82] | tí zì: xiàng yīng bǎn huì: lǎo wán zǐ |
| [00:20.58] | chūn xiǎo: hé fēng chuī dòu chūn cǎo, huā ér duì wǒ xiào, |
| [00:23.57] | niǎo ér shuō nǐ wèi shà méi yǒu bèi shū bāo |
| [00:26.20] | nǚ ér jiā jiào chūn xiǎo, wú mìng xiàng yě cǎo, |
| [00:28.59] | chái mǐ yóu yán xǐ liàng yī fú zhāi xiāng jiāo |
| [00:31.58] | gé bì cūn xiǎo tiě dàn, jiā qióng yī shang báo, |
| [00:34.12] | chuān kāi dāng kù cūn yī mén qián wán shuǎ" liú xiǎo niǎo" |
| [00:36.85] | lǎo zhōng yī" yī shù gāo", mō mō bìng jiù hǎo, |
| [00:39.64] | cūn fù dōu kuā tā" jì shù" hǎo |
| [00:42.33] | dàn shì wǒ qì nǎo, tā yòu tōu kuī wǒ xǐ zǎo, |
| [00:44.57] | dāng wǒ cāo zhe bàng chuí chū lái tā shǎ xiào |
| [00:47.46] | mò guài wǒ xiū nǎo, shì nǐ rě wǒ nù huǒ shāo, |
| [00:49.95] | zòu dé lǎo sè guǐ biān pǎo biān jiào biān qiú ráo: |
| [00:53.19] | cūn yī: gū niáng mò zhà máo, miǎn fèi bǎ nǐ bìng qiáo, |
| [00:55.58] | shéi zhī nǐ pō dé xiàng liù yuè de là jiāo |
| [00:58.01] | chūn xiǎo: nǐ gè jiǎ lǎo dào, jìng gǎn yǐ lǎo mài lǎo, |
| [01:00.96] | mài de quán shì gǒu pí gāo yào |
| [01:03.95] | chūn xiǎo: cūn tóu zhū ròu lǎo yī shēn biāo, pì gǔ qiào shēn cái hǎo, |
| [01:07.33] | xiōng kǒu yǒu tuó máo, cūn zhǎng fū rén dào bǎ tā jiào: |
| [01:11.21] | cūn zhǎng fū rén: xiǎo nián gāo wǒ lái le nǐ kě chán sǐ wǒ le, |
| [01:14.20] | cūn zhǎng dà gē piān ài yě huā méi qíng diào, |
| [01:16.49] | zěn nài rú láng sì hǔ běn gōng yè yè bù tíng xiǎng yào, |
| [01:19.72] | rì sī yè pàn zhǐ xiǎng yǔ nǐ dù chūn xiāo |
| [01:25.68] | tóng yīn páng bái: chūn mián bù jué xiǎo, chǔ chù wén zi yǎo. hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [01:45.61] | chūn xiǎo: chūn yǔ dào cǎi ài hāo, biǎn dàn tiāo guò qiáo, |
| [01:48.45] | yě chá xiāng xiāng sè qīng qīng rě huà méi niǎo |
| [01:51.28] | qióng shān ào dì fāng xiǎo, xiāng féng jì xiá dào, |
| [01:53.67] | fā nù cūn zhǎng dài zhe dì xiōng lái jiào xiāo: |
| [01:56.51] | cūn zhǎng: chū lái le xiǎo zhū gāo, dǎn gǎn gōu èr sǎo, |
| [01:59.34] | fāng yuán bǎi lǐ rén jìn jiē zhī lǎo zi dài lǜ mào |
| [02:01.83] | chūn xiǎo: wū lǐ rén chū lái le, nǚ rén hòu mén pǎo, |
| [02:04.22] | zhū ròu lǎo qì de lái kǒu jué: |
| [02:07.12] | zhū ròu lǎo: bú shì wǒ xiǎng yào, shì nǐ fū rén shí zài sāo, |
| [02:10.29] | shàng cì xiàng cái láng shàng shàng cì xiàng hǔ bào |
| [02:12.48] | tā de xiǎo mán yāo, huǎng dé lǎo zi yù huǒ shāo, |
| [02:15.62] | shōu shí nǐ men zài pǐn tā de mào měi shēng jiāo |
| [02:18.31] | cūn zhǎng: nǐ gè xiǎo zhū gāo, hǔ tóu shàng gǎn bá máo, |
| [02:20.95] | dài wǒ yī shēng lìng xià jiào rén bǎ nǐ xuē |
| [02:23.60] | zhū ròu lǎo: nǐ gè xiǎo cǎo bāo, yǐ rén duō qī rén shǎo, |
| [02:26.52] | yǒu zhǒng chū lái yǔ wǒ dān tiāo |
| [02:29.31] | chūn xiǎo: zhuàng hàn cóng shēn hòu chōu chū bǎ shā zhū dāo, nù hè shēng dì dòng shān yáo |
| [02:34.12] | yī fà lì shǐ chū dāo rèn fēng bào, xià dé zhòng rén jié jié tuì lián gǔn dài pǎo |
| [02:39.82] | rén shēng diē dàng zǒng yào miàn duì diǎn cū bào, |
| [02:42.06] | zòng zǒu wèi zài piāo yě nán yǐ dǐ dǎng hán tiě yī dāo, |
| [02:45.34] | nà zhuàng hàn zhàn zài mén qián dé yì xiào |
| [02:50.32] | chí táng wā shēng míng hé lěi pàn lái chūn xiǎo |
| [02:53.09] | xīn yá liáo rě què yuè tí niǎo |
| [02:56.04] | yī zhī jiē zhe yī zhī tán tiào |
| [02:57.90] | huā zhī luàn yáo zhè zī shì xiàn shā chūn cǎo |
| [03:01.04] | xiǎo nǚ wèi dú shī shū shì lǐ zhī duō shǎo |
| [03:03.48] | sān liù jiǔ děng de shēng huó bù dōu wèi le tú gè bǎo |
| [03:06.71] | ér wǒ jiāng zhè shǒu fǎng cí chàng zuò chūn xiǎo |
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