| Song | Friends |
| Artist | The Left Rights |
| Album | The Left Rights |
| go i don't need anybody! i don't need anybody! | |
| no one to come in here, i don't need your friends. | |
| they don't like it when you call them pistachio nuts, | |
| pistachio nuts, pistachio friends. (x2) | |
| they don't like it when you teach them that their stupid | |
| boss might wack the formica high off of their heads |