There is an inn, a merry old inn...

Song There is an inn, a merry old inn...
Artist Caspar Reiff
Album The Lord of the Rings: Complete Songs & Poems

Lyrics

[00:03.970] beneath an old grey hill,
[00:08.620] And there they brew a beer so brown
[00:12.170] That the Man in the Moon himself came down
[00:17.050] one night to drink his fill.
[00:22.890] The ostler has a tipsy cat
[00:25.140] that plays a five-stringed fiddle;
[00:27.340] And up and down he runs his bow,
[00:29.610] Now squeaking high, now purring low,
[00:31.820] now sawing in the middle.
[00:37.470] The landlord keeps a little dog
[00:39.580] that is mighty fond of jokes;
[00:41.740] When there's good cheer among the guests,
[00:43.940] He cocks an ear at all the jests
[00:45.830] and laughs until he chokes.
[00:51.750] They also keep a horning cow
[00:53.890] as proud as any queen;
[00:56.350] But music turns her head like ale,
[00:58.550] And makes her wave her tufted tail
[01:01.110] and dance upon the green.
[01:18.110] And O! the rows of silver dishes
[01:20.220] and the store of silver spoons!
[01:22.410] For Sunday there's a special pair,
[01:24.710] And these they polish up with care
[01:27.470] on Saturday afternoons.
[01:33.270] The Man in the Moon was drinking deep,
[01:35.180] and the cat began to wail;
[01:37.380] A dish and a spoon on the table danced,
[01:39.730] The cow in the garden madly pranced,
[01:41.720] and the little dog chased his tail.
[01:47.470] The Man in the Moon took another mug,
[01:51.120] and rolled beneath his chair;
[01:56.560] And there he dozed and dreamed of ale,
[02:00.720] Till in the sky the stars were pale,
[02:05.010] and dawn was in the air.
[02:11.160] Then the ostler said to his tipsy cat:
[02:13.210] "The white horses of the Moon,
[02:15.550] They neigh and champ their silver bits;
[02:17.650] But their master's been and drowned his wits,
[02:19.960] and the Sun'll be rising soon!"
[02:25.580] So the cat on his fiddle played hey-diddle-diddle,
[02:27.890] a jig that would wake the dead:
[02:29.790] He squeaked and sawed and quickened the tune,
[02:31.980] While the landlord shook the Man in the Moon:
[02:34.070] "It's after three!" he said.
[03:04.610] They rolled the Man slowly up the hill
[03:06.570] and bundled him into the Moon,
[03:08.760] While his horses galloped up in rear,
[03:10.860] And the cow came capering like a deer,
[03:13.120] and a dish ran up with the spoon.
[03:18.620] Now quicker the fiddle went deedle-dum-diddle;
[03:20.730] the dog began to roar,
[03:22.780] The cow and the horses stood on their heads;
[03:24.890] The guests all bounded from their beds
[03:26.980] and danced upon the floor.
[03:32.660] With a ping and a pang the fiddle-strings broke!
[03:34.980] the cow jumped over the Moon,
[03:36.870] And the little dog laughed to see such fun,
[03:38.970] And the Saturday dish went off at a run
[03:41.520] with the silver Sunday spoon.
[03:57.200] The round Moon rolled behind the hill,
[04:01.170] as the Sun raised up her head.
[04:05.880] She hardly believed her fiery eyes;
[04:10.440] For though it was day, to her suprise
[04:14.350] they all went back to bed.