| Song | School Uniforms |
| Artist | The Wombats |
| Album | A Guide to Love, Loss & Desperation |
| 作曲 : Murphy, Wombats | |
| It all started on the school bus, | |
| You were 9 and | |
| I was 10, | |
| Remember you had a | |
| Walkman, All | |
| I had was a middle part and a pen | |
| Oh sweet Louise, | |
| Whatever happened to her? | |
| Then is all went downhill, | |
| You grew tall | |
| I stayed the same, | |
| I guess that's just puberty, | |
| Making us boys all play a losing game | |
| Oh sweet Louise | |
| I always found it hard to work things through, | |
| Those school uniforms made a joke, | |
| Made a joke of me and you, | |
| I'm glad I'm not back in school | |
| She got an older boyfriend (how could she?) | |
| Had a beard, | |
| Smoked Marlboro red, | |
| How can I compete with that? (how can he?) | |
| I don't even know the location of the bike sheds | |
| Oh sweet Louise | |
| I always found it hard to work things through, | |
| Those school uniforms made a joke, | |
| Made a joke of me and you, | |
| I always found it hard to work things through, | |
| Those school uniforms made a joke, | |
| Made a joke of me and you | |
| I remember short skirts, | |
| Long hair, | |
| My hormones flying everywhere | |
| I always found it hard to work things through, | |
| Those school uniforms made a joke, | |
| Made a joke of me and you, | |
| I always found it hard to work things through, | |
| Those school uniforms made a joke, | |
| Made a joke of me and you | |
| I'm glad I'm not back in school |
| zuò qǔ : Murphy, Wombats | |
| It all started on the school bus, | |
| You were 9 and | |
| I was 10, | |
| Remember you had a | |
| Walkman, All | |
| I had was a middle part and a pen | |
| Oh sweet Louise, | |
| Whatever happened to her? | |
| Then is all went downhill, | |
| You grew tall | |
| I stayed the same, | |
| I guess that' s just puberty, | |
| Making us boys all play a losing game | |
| Oh sweet Louise | |
| I always found it hard to work things through, | |
| Those school uniforms made a joke, | |
| Made a joke of me and you, | |
| I' m glad I' m not back in school | |
| She got an older boyfriend how could she? | |
| Had a beard, | |
| Smoked Marlboro red, | |
| How can I compete with that? how can he? | |
| I don' t even know the location of the bike sheds | |
| Oh sweet Louise | |
| I always found it hard to work things through, | |
| Those school uniforms made a joke, | |
| Made a joke of me and you, | |
| I always found it hard to work things through, | |
| Those school uniforms made a joke, | |
| Made a joke of me and you | |
| I remember short skirts, | |
| Long hair, | |
| My hormones flying everywhere | |
| I always found it hard to work things through, | |
| Those school uniforms made a joke, | |
| Made a joke of me and you, | |
| I always found it hard to work things through, | |
| Those school uniforms made a joke, | |
| Made a joke of me and you | |
| I' m glad I' m not back in school |