Messed Up Xmas Lyrics
| Song | Messed Up Xmas |
| Artist | The Dollyrots |
| Album | Messed Up Xmas |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Stephen said to get you a gnome trap | |
| So it could defend your lawn | |
| Lauren said it would be really cool to use | |
| Your lyrics in a song | |
| Adriana said sea monkeys | |
| Or maybe a chainsaw | |
| Whit thought it’d be really cool to | |
| Give you a pig in a jar | |
| A life sized voodoo doll | |
| And a bald cat for licking | |
| All my friends made a list | |
| Told me you’d want these gifts | |
| CHORUS: | |
| It’s Christmas what should I buy you | |
| It’s Christmas what will I get you | |
| I asked all of my messed-up friends | |
| They gave me the best suggestions Oh yeah | |
| Schwann said to get a giraffe named peanut | |
| Jon said a bass and a strap | |
| Chris said to get 12 monkeys as santa | |
| Doing the monster mash | |
| Susan said a chocolate pudding pedicure | |
| Or maybe a brain transplant | |
| Thom suggested body paint and some whipped cream | |
| Is that too much to ask | |
| A bottle of whiskey | |
| Or some wasabi dried peas | |
| All my friends made a list | |
| Told me you’d want these gifts | |
| CHORUS REPEAT TWICE | |
| Who am I kidding | |
| What do they know | |
| I should just wrap myself up in a big red bow | |
| A ninja bunny hat | |
| A picture signed by Joan Jett | |
| All my friends made a list | |
| Told me you’d want these gifts | |
| CHORUS REPEAT |
| Stephen said to get you a gnome trap | |
| So it could defend your lawn | |
| Lauren said it would be really cool to use | |
| Your lyrics in a song | |
| Adriana said sea monkeys | |
| Or maybe a chainsaw | |
| Whit thought it' d be really cool to | |
| Give you a pig in a jar | |
| A life sized voodoo doll | |
| And a bald cat for licking | |
| All my friends made a list | |
| Told me you' d want these gifts | |
| CHORUS: | |
| It' s Christmas what should I buy you | |
| It' s Christmas what will I get you | |
| I asked all of my messedup friends | |
| They gave me the best suggestions Oh yeah | |
| Schwann said to get a giraffe named peanut | |
| Jon said a bass and a strap | |
| Chris said to get 12 monkeys as santa | |
| Doing the monster mash | |
| Susan said a chocolate pudding pedicure | |
| Or maybe a brain transplant | |
| Thom suggested body paint and some whipped cream | |
| Is that too much to ask | |
| A bottle of whiskey | |
| Or some wasabi dried peas | |
| All my friends made a list | |
| Told me you' d want these gifts | |
| CHORUS REPEAT TWICE | |
| Who am I kidding | |
| What do they know | |
| I should just wrap myself up in a big red bow | |
| A ninja bunny hat | |
| A picture signed by Joan Jett | |
| All my friends made a list | |
| Told me you' d want these gifts | |
| CHORUS REPEAT |
| Stephen said to get you a gnome trap | |
| So it could defend your lawn | |
| Lauren said it would be really cool to use | |
| Your lyrics in a song | |
| Adriana said sea monkeys | |
| Or maybe a chainsaw | |
| Whit thought it' d be really cool to | |
| Give you a pig in a jar | |
| A life sized voodoo doll | |
| And a bald cat for licking | |
| All my friends made a list | |
| Told me you' d want these gifts | |
| CHORUS: | |
| It' s Christmas what should I buy you | |
| It' s Christmas what will I get you | |
| I asked all of my messedup friends | |
| They gave me the best suggestions Oh yeah | |
| Schwann said to get a giraffe named peanut | |
| Jon said a bass and a strap | |
| Chris said to get 12 monkeys as santa | |
| Doing the monster mash | |
| Susan said a chocolate pudding pedicure | |
| Or maybe a brain transplant | |
| Thom suggested body paint and some whipped cream | |
| Is that too much to ask | |
| A bottle of whiskey | |
| Or some wasabi dried peas | |
| All my friends made a list | |
| Told me you' d want these gifts | |
| CHORUS REPEAT TWICE | |
| Who am I kidding | |
| What do they know | |
| I should just wrap myself up in a big red bow | |
| A ninja bunny hat | |
| A picture signed by Joan Jett | |
| All my friends made a list | |
| Told me you' d want these gifts | |
| CHORUS REPEAT |
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