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Whiskey Man's my friend, he's with me nearly all the time |
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He always joins me when I drink, and we get on just fine |
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Nobody has ever seen him, I'm the only one |
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Seemingly I must be mad, Insanity is fun |
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If that's the way it's done |
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Doctors say he just a figment of my twisted mind |
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If they can't see my Whiskey Man they must be going blind |
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Two men dressed in white collected me two days ago |
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They said there's only room for one and Whiskey Man can't go |
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Whiskey Man will waste away if he's left on his own |
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I can't even ring him 'cause he isn't on the phone |
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Hasn't got a home |
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Life is very gloomy in my little padded cell |
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It's a shame there wasn't room for Whiskey Man as well |
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Whiskey Man's my friend, he's with me nearly all the time |
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He always joins me when I drink, and we get on just fine |
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Just fine |
