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Doctor, there's something wrong with me |
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My health is not all that it used to be |
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My heart is out of beat, I got chokers on my feet |
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My eyesight's getting dimmer, I can't see |
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Doctor thanks for seeing me today, I'm glad, |
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I've got every sickness there is to be had |
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I had whooping cough last month |
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And today I've got the mumps |
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And tomorrow I'll catch chicken pox as well. |
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Doctor doctor doctor make me well |
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I've not got long to go now I can tell |
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Doctor doctor doctor make me well |
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I've not got long to go I can tell |
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I've not got long to go I can tell |
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Those pills I took have no effect at all |
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Just the other day I had a nasty fall |
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And I think I broke my jaw when it hit the kitchen floor |
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And I'm shrinking last week I was five foot four |
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I've been getting shivers lately, is it flu? |
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I know the bug is going round, what can I do? |
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It's about to pick on me, I've still got the other three |
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Do you think I caught smallpox I'd get flu? |
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[chorus] |
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Do you think it's time that I made out my will? |
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I'll leave everything to you to pay my bill |
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Just how long is there to go |
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Please tell me I want to know |
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But on second thoughts don't tell me, I'm too ill. |