| Doctor, there's something wrong with me | |
| My health is not all that it used to be | |
| My heart is out of beat, I got chokers on my feet | |
| My eyesight's getting dimmer, I can't see | |
| Doctor thanks for seeing me today, I'm glad, | |
| I've got every sickness there is to be had | |
| I had whooping cough last month | |
| And today I've got the mumps | |
| And tomorrow I'll catch chicken pox as well. | |
| Doctor doctor doctor make me well | |
| I've not got long to go now I can tell | |
| Doctor doctor doctor make me well | |
| I've not got long to go I can tell | |
| I've not got long to go I can tell | |
| Those pills I took have no effect at all | |
| Just the other day I had a nasty fall | |
| And I think I broke my jaw when it hit the kitchen floor | |
| And I'm shrinking last week I was five foot four | |
| I've been getting shivers lately, is it flu? | |
| I know the bug is going round, what can I do? | |
| It's about to pick on me, I've still got the other three | |
| Do you think I caught smallpox I'd get flu? | |
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| Do you think it's time that I made out my will? | |
| I'll leave everything to you to pay my bill | |
| Just how long is there to go | |
| Please tell me I want to know | |
| But on second thoughts don't tell me, I'm too ill. |
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