作曲 : 跳蝻 | |
作词 : 跳蝻 | |
魔×5 怔×4 | |
穷鬼你在烦什么 烦个什么 | |
魔×5 怔×4 | |
穷鬼你在烦什么 烦什么 | |
魔×5 怔×4 | |
穷鬼你在烦什么 烦个什么 | |
魔×5 怔×4 | |
穷鬼你在烦什么 烦什么 | |
我从小没有家 祖上也没有田 | |
我的人物设定无fa可说一个字 闲 | |
仗着穷鬼的名号一混就是好几年 | |
村里劝我成立史上最穷兄弟连 | |
我不避嫌 各位大佬还请听我一言 | |
苟富贵勿相忘 记得给我寄钱 | |
大佬扭头而去 都不看我一眼 | |
只留下一句话 求你要点碧莲 | |
别看这帮大佬现在整天忙着点钞 | |
想当年 我们谁不是个大土包 | |
我不服 他们到底耍了什么阴招 | |
想到这里 血压突然 急速升高 | |
披上麻袋 我低头看看碗 | |
只剩一块两毛五 我正式宣告破产 | |
寒风凛冽又是空手而归的夜晚 | |
穷鬼的我突然开始感觉到不满 | |
魔×5 怔×4 | |
穷鬼你在烦什么 烦个什么 | |
魔×5 怔×4 | |
穷鬼你在烦什么 烦什么 | |
魔×5 怔×4 | |
穷鬼你在烦什么 烦个什么 | |
魔×5 怔×4 | |
穷鬼你在烦什么 烦什么 | |
我羡慕 楼上老周开着钢炮去东北 | |
我嫉妒 隔壁小芽三句不离money | |
我恨 自己两袖清风出门全靠嘴 | |
这种差距我也不想让它日积月累 | |
终于有一天我来到了人才市场 | |
保安拦都拦不住我就是要往进闯 | |
小姐姐 有啥活能让咱开个荒 | |
一不偷 二不抢 一切献给国和党 | |
我虽然打扮磕碜 干活还算麻利 | |
小姐姐只问一句『where is your 简历』 | |
我瞅了一眼表格卧槽这还填个P | |
她说『村口砖窑招苦力 还挺适合你』 | |
话说我是饥不择食 有事咱就敢闹 | |
但是待遇多少 五险一金给不给报 | |
『一车五块包吃住 每月三休搞不搞』 | |
我听完狗眼一闪撒腿就往村头跑 | |
魔×5 怔×4 | |
穷鬼你在烦什么 烦个什么 | |
魔×5 怔×4 | |
穷鬼你在烦什么 烦什么 | |
磨×5 挣×4 | |
穷鬼你在翻身么 翻个身么 | |
磨×5 挣×4 | |
穷鬼你在翻身么 翻 身么 | |
三伏天 不分昼夜搬砖乐无边 | |
汗流浃背 几乎都不去洗手间 | |
起早贪黑了一个月 光阴似箭 | |
工资掐指一算好几千 感觉要上天 | |
老板看我干劲十足 大气都不带喘 | |
有天把我叫住 骚年我请你喝两碗 | |
想要日子过得好 你得学会挑领导 | |
这等好事我他喵的 要去哪里找 | |
酒过三巡 老板聊起他的宏伟计划 | |
什么跨境砖商共享砖车 不知道在扯啥 | |
借着酒劲他说 你好好听我话 | |
努力干个半年 嗝 包你发达 | |
这一管鸡血打得我是天旋地转 | |
您说办咱就办 一切领导说了算 | |
今日搬红砖 来年就能抱金砖 | |
大腿一拍 现在开始 愚公移山 | |
一眨眼到了老板说好的时间 | |
换了衣裳买了手机 还剩个万把千 | |
飙到老板办公室 还提了两条烟 | |
然而屋里连毛都没有 空空如也 | |
对不起 您拨打的用户是空号 | |
我盯着屏幕只剩卧槽 大事不妙 | |
猛然想起仨月工资 丫都没有发 | |
当初被他画了大饼 我真尼玛瞎 | |
一脸懵逼看着窗外大雪纷飞 | |
搬砖的弟兄岂能与我殊途同归 | |
大家情绪保持稳定 今天由我带队 | |
就算追到天涯海角 这锅咱不背 | |
(近日,摩正建材的两名领导 | |
因涉嫌挪用公款被警方正式批捕 | |
我们今天来采访一下讨债农民工代表… | |
您好言师傅,请问您对此事有什么话想跟大家说?) | |
我说 磨×5 挣×4 | |
穷鬼你在翻身么 翻个身么 | |
磨×5 挣×4 | |
穷鬼你在翻身么 翻 身么 | |
磨×5 挣×4 | |
穷鬼你在翻身么 翻个身么 | |
磨×5 挣×4 | |
穷鬼你在翻身么 翻 身么 | |
想魔就赶紧魔 想整就可劲儿整 | |
我一个穷鬼玩起命来谁能比我猛 | |
想磨就赶紧磨 想挣咱就能挣 | |
我一个穷鬼搞起事来谁能比我横 | |
人在江湖飘 难免要挨刀 | |
不想挂得太快 你就趁早学两招 | |
时不我待 good chance只会越来越少 | |
想拯救世界打怪练级要趁早 | |
想魔就赶紧魔 想整就可劲儿整 | |
我一个穷鬼玩起命来谁能比我猛 | |
想磨就赶紧磨 想挣咱就能挣 | |
我一个穷鬼搞起事来谁能比我横 | |
我说同志是否方便介绍两个活 | |
再搏一搏 单车迟早变摩托 | |
树挪死 人挪活 不是没有道理 | |
以后穷鬼不是我 也希望不是你 |
zuo qu : tiao nan | |
zuo ci : tiao nan | |
mo 5 zheng 4 | |
qiong gui ni zai fan shen me fan ge shen me | |
mo 5 zheng 4 | |
qiong gui ni zai fan shen me fan shen me | |
mo 5 zheng 4 | |
qiong gui ni zai fan shen me fan ge shen me | |
mo 5 zheng 4 | |
qiong gui ni zai fan shen me fan shen me | |
wo cong xiao mei you jia zu shang ye mei you tian | |
wo de ren wu she ding wu fa ke shuo yi ge zi xian | |
zhang zhe qiong gui de ming hao yi hun jiu shi hao ji nian | |
cun li quan wo cheng li shi shang zui qiong xiong di lian | |
wo bu bi xian ge wei da lao hai qing ting wo yi yan | |
gou fu gui wu xiang wang ji de gei wo ji qian | |
da lao niu tou er qu dou bu kan wo yi yan | |
zhi liu xia yi ju hua qiu ni yao dian bi lian | |
bie kan zhe bang da lao xian zai zheng tian mang zhe dian chao | |
xiang dang nian wo men shui bu shi ge da tu bao | |
wo bu fu ta men dao di shua le shen me yin zhao | |
xiang dao zhe li xue ya tu ran ji su sheng gao | |
pi shang ma dai wo di tou kan kan wan | |
zhi sheng yi kuai liang mao wu wo zheng shi xuan gao po chan | |
han feng lin lie you shi kong shou er gui de ye wan | |
qiong gui de wo tu ran kai shi gan jue dao bu man | |
mo 5 zheng 4 | |
qiong gui ni zai fan shen me fan ge shen me | |
mo 5 zheng 4 | |
qiong gui ni zai fan shen me fan shen me | |
mo 5 zheng 4 | |
qiong gui ni zai fan shen me fan ge shen me | |
mo 5 zheng 4 | |
qiong gui ni zai fan shen me fan shen me | |
wo xian mu lou shang lao zhou kai zhe gang pao qu dong bei | |
wo ji du ge bi xiao ya san ju bu li money | |
wo hen zi ji liang xiu qing feng chu men quan kao zui | |
zhe zhong cha ju wo ye bu xiang rang ta ri ji yue lei | |
zhong yu you yi tian wo lai dao le ren cai shi chang | |
bao an lan dou lan bu zhu wo jiu shi yao wang jin chuang | |
xiao jie jie you sha huo neng rang zan kai ge huang | |
yi bu tou er bu qiang yi qie xian gei guo he dang | |
wo sui ran da ban ke chen gan huo hai suan ma li | |
xiao jie jie zhi wen yi ju where is your jian li | |
wo chou le yi yan biao ge wo cao zhe hai tian ge P | |
ta shuo cun kou zhuan yao zhao ku li hai ting shi he ni | |
hua shuo wo shi ji bu ze shi you shi zan jiu gan nao | |
dan shi dai yu duo shao wu xian yi jin gei bu gei bao | |
yi che wu kuai bao chi zhu mei yue san xiu gao bu gao | |
wo ting wan gou yan yi shan sa tui jiu wang cun tou pao | |
mo 5 zheng 4 | |
qiong gui ni zai fan shen me fan ge shen me | |
mo 5 zheng 4 | |
qiong gui ni zai fan shen me fan shen me | |
mo 5 zheng 4 | |
qiong gui ni zai fan shen me fan ge shen me | |
mo 5 zheng 4 | |
qiong gui ni zai fan shen me fan shen me | |
san fu tian bu fen zhou ye ban zhuan le wu bian | |
han liu jia bei ji hu dou bu qu xi shou jian | |
qi zao tan hei le yi ge yue guang yin si jian | |
gong zi qia zhi yi suan hao ji qian gan jue yao shang tian | |
lao ban kan wo gan jin shi zu da qi dou bu dai chuan | |
you tian ba wo jiao zhu sao nian wo qing ni he liang wan | |
xiang yao ri zi guo de hao ni de xue hui tiao ling dao | |
zhe deng hao shi wo ta miao de yao qu na li zhao | |
jiu guo san xun lao ban liao qi ta de hong wei ji hua | |
shen me kua jing zhuan shang gong xiang zhuan che bu zhi dao zai che sha | |
jie zhe jiu jin ta shuo ni hao hao ting wo hua | |
nu li gan ge ban nian ge bao ni fa da | |
zhe yi guan ji xue da de wo shi tian xuan di zhuan | |
nin shuo ban zan jiu ban yi qie ling dao shuo le suan | |
jin ri ban hong zhuan lai nian jiu neng bao jin zhuan | |
da tui yi pai xian zai kai shi yu gong yi shan | |
yi zha yan dao le lao ban shuo hao de shi jian | |
huan le yi shang mai le shou ji hai sheng ge wan ba qian | |
biao dao lao ban ban gong shi hai ti le liang tiao yan | |
ran er wu li lian mao dou mei you kong kong ru ye | |
dui bu qi nin bo da de yong hu shi kong hao | |
wo ding zhe ping mu zhi sheng wo cao da shi bu miao | |
meng ran xiang qi sa yue gong zi ya dou mei you fa | |
dang chu bei ta hua le da bing wo zhen ni ma xia | |
yi lian meng bi kan zhe chuang wai da xue fen fei | |
ban zhuan de di xiong qi neng yu wo shu tu tong gui | |
da jia qing xu bao chi wen ding jin tian you wo dai dui | |
jiu suan zhui dao tian ya hai jiao zhe guo zan bu bei | |
jin ri, mo zheng jian cai de liang ming ling dao | |
yin she xian nuo yong gong kuan bei jing fang zheng shi pi bu | |
wo men jin tian lai cai fang yi xia tao zhai nong min gong dai biao | |
nin hao yan shi fu, qing wen nin dui ci shi you shen me hua xiang gen da jia shuo? | |
wo shuo mo 5 zheng 4 | |
qiong gui ni zai fan shen me fan ge shen me | |
mo 5 zheng 4 | |
qiong gui ni zai fan shen me fan shen me | |
mo 5 zheng 4 | |
qiong gui ni zai fan shen me fan ge shen me | |
mo 5 zheng 4 | |
qiong gui ni zai fan shen me fan shen me | |
xiang mo jiu gan jin mo xiang zheng jiu ke jin r zheng | |
wo yi ge qiong gui wan qi ming lai shui neng bi wo meng | |
xiang mo jiu gan jin mo xiang zheng zan jiu neng zheng | |
wo yi ge qiong gui gao qi shi lai shui neng bi wo heng | |
ren zai jiang hu piao nan mian yao ai dao | |
bu xiang gua de tai kuai ni jiu chen zao xue liang zhao | |
shi bu wo dai good chance zhi hui yue lai yue shao | |
xiang zheng jiu shi jie da guai lian ji yao chen zao | |
xiang mo jiu gan jin mo xiang zheng jiu ke jin r zheng | |
wo yi ge qiong gui wan qi ming lai shui neng bi wo meng | |
xiang mo jiu gan jin mo xiang zheng zan jiu neng zheng | |
wo yi ge qiong gui gao qi shi lai shui neng bi wo heng | |
wo shuo tong zhi shi fou fang bian jie shao liang ge huo | |
zai bo yi bo dan che chi zao bian mo tuo | |
shu nuo si ren nuo huo bu shi mei you dao li | |
yi hou qiong gui bu shi wo ye xi wang bu shi ni |
zuò qǔ : tiào nǎn | |
zuò cí : tiào nǎn | |
mó 5 zhēng 4 | |
qióng guǐ nǐ zài fán shén me fán gè shén me | |
mó 5 zhēng 4 | |
qióng guǐ nǐ zài fán shén me fán shén me | |
mó 5 zhēng 4 | |
qióng guǐ nǐ zài fán shén me fán gè shén me | |
mó 5 zhēng 4 | |
qióng guǐ nǐ zài fán shén me fán shén me | |
wǒ cóng xiǎo méi yǒu jiā zǔ shàng yě méi yǒu tián | |
wǒ de rén wù shè dìng wú fa kě shuō yí gè zì xián | |
zhàng zhe qióng guǐ de míng hào yī hùn jiù shì hǎo jǐ nián | |
cūn lǐ quàn wǒ chéng lì shǐ shàng zuì qióng xiōng dì lián | |
wǒ bù bì xián gè wèi dà lǎo hái qǐng tīng wǒ yī yán | |
gǒu fù guì wù xiāng wàng jì de gěi wǒ jì qián | |
dà lǎo niǔ tóu ér qù dōu bù kàn wǒ yī yǎn | |
zhǐ liú xià yī jù huà qiú nǐ yào diǎn bì lián | |
bié kàn zhè bāng dà lǎo xiàn zài zhěng tiān máng zhe diǎn chāo | |
xiǎng dāng nián wǒ men shuí bú shì gè dà tǔ bāo | |
wǒ bù fú tā men dào dǐ shuǎ le shén me yīn zhāo | |
xiǎng dào zhè lǐ xuè yā tū rán jí sù shēng gāo | |
pī shàng má dài wǒ dī tóu kàn kàn wǎn | |
zhǐ shèng yí kuài liǎng máo wǔ wǒ zhèng shì xuān gào pò chǎn | |
hán fēng lǐn liè yòu shì kōng shǒu ér guī de yè wǎn | |
qióng guǐ de wǒ tū rán kāi shǐ gǎn jué dào bù mǎn | |
mó 5 zhēng 4 | |
qióng guǐ nǐ zài fán shén me fán gè shén me | |
mó 5 zhēng 4 | |
qióng guǐ nǐ zài fán shén me fán shén me | |
mó 5 zhēng 4 | |
qióng guǐ nǐ zài fán shén me fán gè shén me | |
mó 5 zhēng 4 | |
qióng guǐ nǐ zài fán shén me fán shén me | |
wǒ xiàn mù lóu shàng lǎo zhōu kāi zhe gāng pào qù dōng běi | |
wǒ jí dù gé bì xiǎo yá sān jù bù lí money | |
wǒ hèn zì jǐ liǎng xiù qīng fēng chū mén quán kào zuǐ | |
zhè zhǒng chā jù wǒ yě bù xiǎng ràng tā rì jī yuè lěi | |
zhōng yú yǒu yì tiān wǒ lái dào le rén cái shì chǎng | |
bǎo ān lán dōu lán bú zhù wǒ jiù shì yào wǎng jìn chuǎng | |
xiǎo jiě jie yǒu shà huó néng ràng zán kāi gè huāng | |
yī bù tōu èr bù qiǎng yī qiè xiàn gěi guó hé dǎng | |
wǒ suī rán dǎ bàn kē chěn gàn huó hái suàn má lì | |
xiǎo jiě jie zhǐ wèn yī jù where is your jiǎn lì | |
wǒ chǒu le yī yǎn biǎo gé wò cáo zhè hái tián gè P | |
tā shuō cūn kǒu zhuān yáo zhāo kǔ lì hái tǐng shì hé nǐ | |
huà shuō wǒ shì jī bù zé shí yǒu shì zán jiù gǎn nào | |
dàn shì dài yù duō shǎo wǔ xiǎn yī jīn gěi bù gěi bào | |
yī chē wǔ kuài bāo chī zhù měi yuè sān xiū gǎo bù gǎo | |
wǒ tīng wán gǒu yǎn yī shǎn sā tuǐ jiù wǎng cūn tóu pǎo | |
mó 5 zhēng 4 | |
qióng guǐ nǐ zài fán shén me fán gè shén me | |
mó 5 zhēng 4 | |
qióng guǐ nǐ zài fán shén me fán shén me | |
mó 5 zhēng 4 | |
qióng guǐ nǐ zài fān shēn me fān gè shēn me | |
mó 5 zhēng 4 | |
qióng guǐ nǐ zài fān shēn me fān shēn me | |
sān fú tiān bù fēn zhòu yè bān zhuān lè wú biān | |
hàn liú jiā bèi jī hū dōu bù qù xǐ shǒu jiān | |
qǐ zǎo tān hēi le yí gè yuè guāng yīn sì jiàn | |
gōng zī qiā zhǐ yī suàn hǎo jǐ qiān gǎn jué yào shàng tiān | |
lǎo bǎn kàn wǒ gàn jìn shí zú dà qì dōu bù dài chuǎn | |
yǒu tiān bǎ wǒ jiào zhù sāo nián wǒ qǐng nǐ hē liǎng wǎn | |
xiǎng yào rì zi guò de hǎo nǐ dé xué huì tiāo lǐng dǎo | |
zhè děng hǎo shì wǒ tā miāo de yào qù nǎ lǐ zhǎo | |
jiǔ guò sān xún lǎo bǎn liáo qǐ tā de hóng wěi jì huà | |
shén me kuà jìng zhuān shāng gòng xiǎng zhuān chē bù zhī dào zài chě shà | |
jiè zhe jiǔ jìn tā shuō nǐ hǎo hǎo tīng wǒ huà | |
nǔ lì gàn gè bàn nián gé bāo nǐ fā dá | |
zhè yī guǎn jī xuè dǎ dé wǒ shì tiān xuán dì zhuàn | |
nín shuō bàn zán jiù bàn yī qiè lǐng dǎo shuō le suàn | |
jīn rì bān hóng zhuān lái nián jiù néng bào jīn zhuān | |
dà tuǐ yī pāi xiàn zài kāi shǐ yú gōng yí shān | |
yī zhǎ yǎn dào le lǎo bǎn shuō hǎo de shí jiān | |
huàn le yī shang mǎi le shǒu jī hái shèng gè wàn bǎ qiān | |
biāo dào lǎo bǎn bàn gōng shì hái tí le liǎng tiáo yān | |
rán ér wū lǐ lián máo dōu méi yǒu kōng kōng rú yě | |
duì bù qǐ nín bō dǎ de yòng hù shì kōng hào | |
wǒ dīng zhe píng mù zhǐ shèng wò cáo dà shì bù miào | |
měng rán xiǎng qǐ sā yuè gōng zī yā dōu méi yǒu fā | |
dāng chū bèi tā huà le dà bǐng wǒ zhēn ní mǎ xiā | |
yī liǎn měng bī kàn zhe chuāng wài dà xuě fēn fēi | |
bān zhuān de dì xiōng qǐ néng yǔ wǒ shū tú tóng guī | |
dà jiā qíng xù bǎo chí wěn dìng jīn tiān yóu wǒ dài duì | |
jiù suàn zhuī dào tiān yá hǎi jiǎo zhè guō zán bù bèi | |
jìn rì, mó zhèng jiàn cái de liǎng míng lǐng dǎo | |
yīn shè xián nuó yòng gōng kuǎn bèi jǐng fāng zhèng shì pī bǔ | |
wǒ men jīn tiān lái cǎi fǎng yī xià tǎo zhài nóng mín gōng dài biǎo | |
nín hǎo yán shī fū, qǐng wèn nín duì cǐ shì yǒu shén me huà xiǎng gēn dà jiā shuō? | |
wǒ shuō mó 5 zhēng 4 | |
qióng guǐ nǐ zài fān shēn me fān gè shēn me | |
mó 5 zhēng 4 | |
qióng guǐ nǐ zài fān shēn me fān shēn me | |
mó 5 zhēng 4 | |
qióng guǐ nǐ zài fān shēn me fān gè shēn me | |
mó 5 zhēng 4 | |
qióng guǐ nǐ zài fān shēn me fān shēn me | |
xiǎng mó jiù gǎn jǐn mó xiǎng zhěng jiù kě jìn r zhěng | |
wǒ yí gè qióng guǐ wán qǐ mìng lái shuí néng bǐ wǒ měng | |
xiǎng mó jiù gǎn jǐn mó xiǎng zhēng zán jiù néng zhēng | |
wǒ yí gè qióng guǐ gǎo qǐ shì lái shuí néng bǐ wǒ héng | |
rén zài jiāng hú piāo nán miǎn yào āi dāo | |
bù xiǎng guà dé tài kuài nǐ jiù chèn zǎo xué liǎng zhāo | |
shí bù wǒ dài good chance zhǐ huì yuè lái yuè shǎo | |
xiǎng zhěng jiù shì jiè dǎ guài liàn jí yào chèn zǎo | |
xiǎng mó jiù gǎn jǐn mó xiǎng zhěng jiù kě jìn r zhěng | |
wǒ yí gè qióng guǐ wán qǐ mìng lái shuí néng bǐ wǒ měng | |
xiǎng mó jiù gǎn jǐn mó xiǎng zhēng zán jiù néng zhēng | |
wǒ yí gè qióng guǐ gǎo qǐ shì lái shuí néng bǐ wǒ héng | |
wǒ shuō tóng zhì shì fǒu fāng biàn jiè shào liǎng gè huó | |
zài bó yī bó dān chē chí zǎo biàn mó tuō | |
shù nuó sǐ rén nuó huó bú shì méi yǒu dào li | |
yǐ hòu qióng guǐ bú shì wǒ yě xī wàng bú shì nǐ |