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Well, I'm a lonesome schoolboy |
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and I just came into town |
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Yeah, I'm a lonesome schoolboy |
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and I just came into town |
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Well, I heard so much about London |
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I decided to check it out |
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Well, I wait in Leicester Square |
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with a come-hither look in my eye |
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Yeah, I'm leaning on Nelson's Column |
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but all I do is talk to the lions |
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Oh where can I get my cock sucked? |
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Where can I get my ass fucked? |
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I may have no money, |
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but I know where to put it every time |
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Well, I asked a young policeman |
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if he'd only lock me up for the night |
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Well, I've had pigs in the farmyard, |
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some of them, some of them, they're alright |
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Well, he fucked me with his truncheon |
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and his helmet was way too tight |
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Oh where can I get my cock sucked? |
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Where can I get my ass fucked? |
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I ain't got no money, |
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but I know where to put it every time |
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I'm a lonesome schoolboy in your town |
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I'm a lonesome schoolboy |