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Song 皈依【剑网三·佛秀】念白（翻自 不会讲段子的段公子丶）
Artist 桃酥
Artist 苏清衣
Album 古风【剧情版】念白

Lyrics

[00:00.000] 作曲 : 无
[00:00.678] 作词 : 无
[00:02.35] 皈依(剑网三·佛秀)念白
[00:03.65] 翻唱：桃酥/苏清衣
[00:35.36] 和尚:观自在菩萨,行深般若波罗蜜多时
[00:39.41] ,照见五蕴皆空,度一切苦厄.舍利子,
[00:45.25] 色不异空,空不异色,色即是空,
[00:49.66] 空即是色,受想行识,亦复如是.舍利子,是…(听见外面的声音被打断…)(长出一口气)
[01:00.70] 七秀:小和尚
[01:02.48] 七秀:小和尚,我又来听你讲故事啦.小和尚,小——和——尚——
[01:11.31] 和尚:唉...
[01:19.24] 和尚:呵~秀姑娘今日想听什么?
[01:23.78] 七秀:什么都行.
[01:26.18] 和尚:从前有个老和尚,总是被贼光顾,
[01:31.09] 他忍无可忍了.有一天,贼又来了,
[01:36.39] 他就对贼说,请你把手从门缝里伸进来,你要什么,我就给你什么.
[01:47.25] 老和尚:你把手从门缝里伸进来,你要什么,我就给你什么.
[01:55.71] 和尚:那贼听了高兴极了,就把手从门缝里伸了进去.
[02:01.99] 谁知老和尚一把揪住他的手,捆在柱子上,
[02:06.61] 然后用棍子痛打他,一边打还一边喊:皈依佛!皈依法!皈依僧!
[02:16.34] 毛贼:哎哟!别打了~~~哎哟~~~~痛!哎哟!!住手!!哎哟~~
[02:25.40] 老和尚:皈依佛!
[02:28.02] 和尚:那贼痛极了,无奈跟着喊:皈依佛!皈依法!皈依僧!
[02:36.20] 毛贼:哎哟~皈依佛!
[02:38.96] 老和尚:皈依法!
[02:42.42] 毛贼:嗷呜~皈依法!
[02:45.08] 老和尚:皈依僧!
[02:47.74] 毛贼:啊~皈依僧!
[02:51.10] 和尚:这便是佛经里著名的三皈依故事.
[02:55.48]七秀:你那是三皈依,我这却有四皈依,要不要听?[03:02.42]和尚:何谓四皈依?[03:05.53] 七秀:手伸过来.
[03:10.08] 和尚:唉...
[03:12.09] 方丈:徒儿....那女施主走了?
[03:16.96] 和尚:师傅……徒儿同往常一样,
[03:20.34] 与她说了佛理.她便回去了.
[03:24.01] 方丈:哎...去诵经罢.
[03:27.94] 和尚:是……师傅...往后...那位女施主再不会来了.
[03:35.29] 方丈:哦米拖佛.
[03:38.45] 和尚:喃无哦米佗佛喃无哦米佗佛喃无哦米佗佛
[03:44.82] 喃无哦米佗佛喃无哦米佗佛喃无哦米佗佛
[03:50.49] 【回想】
[03:51.00] 七秀:皈依佛.
[03:53.01] 和尚:呵,皈依佛.
[03:57.21] 七秀:皈依法.
[04:00.25] 和尚:皈依法.
[04:03.09] 七秀:皈依僧.
[04:06.35] 和尚:皈依僧.
[04:10.05] 七秀:皈依秀姑娘.
[04:15.36] 和尚:皈依...嗯?
[04:22.01] 七秀:说啊,皈依秀姑娘.
[04:38.03] 和尚:皈依...秀姑娘..
[04:43.88] .

Pinyin

[00:00.000] zuò qǔ : wú
[00:00.678] zuò cí : wú
[00:02.35] guī yī jiàn wǎng sān fú xiù niàn bái
[00:03.65] fān chàng: táo sū sū qīng yī
[00:35.36] hé shàng: guān zì zài pú sà, xíng shēn bō rě bō luó mì duō shí
[00:39.41] , zhào jiàn wǔ yùn jiē kōng, dù yī qiè kǔ è. shè lì zǐ,
[00:45.25] sè bù yì kōng, kōng bù yì sè, sè jí shì kōng,
[00:49.66] kōng jí shì sè, shòu xiǎng xíng shí, yì fù rú shì. shè lì zǐ, shì tīng jiàn wài miàn dí shēng yīn bèi dǎ duàn zhǎng chū yī kǒu qì
[01:00.70] qī xiù: xiǎo hé shàng
[01:02.48] qī xiù: xiǎo hé shàng, wǒ yòu lái tīng nǐ jiǎng gù shì la. xiǎo hé shàng, xiǎo hé shàng
[01:11.31] hé shàng: āi...
[01:19.24] hé shàng: ā xiù gū niáng jīn rì xiǎng tīng shén me?
[01:23.78] qī xiù: shén me dōu xíng.
[01:26.18] hé shàng: cóng qián yǒu gè lǎo hé shàng, zǒng shì bèi zéi guāng gù,
[01:31.09] tā rěn wú kě rěn le. yǒu yì tiān, zéi yòu lái le,
[01:36.39] tā jiù duì zéi shuō, qǐng nǐ bǎ shǒu cóng mén fèng lǐ shēn jìn lái, nǐ yào shén me, wǒ jiù gěi nǐ shén me.
[01:47.25] lǎo hé shàng: nǐ bǎ shǒu cóng mén fèng lǐ shēn jìn lái, nǐ yào shén me, wǒ jiù gěi nǐ shén me.
[01:55.71] hé shàng: nà zéi tīng le gāo xìng jí le, jiù bǎ shǒu cóng mén fèng lǐ shēn le jìn qù.
[02:01.99] shéi zhī lǎo hé shàng yī bǎ jiū zhù tā de shǒu, kǔn zài zhù zi shàng,
[02:06.61] rán hòu yòng gùn zi tòng dǎ tā, yī biān dǎ hái yī biān hǎn: guī yī fú! guī yī fǎ! guī yī sēng!
[02:16.34] máo zéi: āi yō! bié dǎ le āi yō tòng! āi yō!! zhù shǒu!! āi yō
[02:25.40] lǎo hé shàng: guī yī fú!
[02:28.02] hé shàng: nà zéi tòng jí le, wú nài gēn zhe hǎn: guī yī fú! guī yī fǎ! guī yī sēng!
[02:36.20] máo zéi: āi yō guī yī fú!
[02:38.96] lǎo hé shàng: guī yī fǎ!
[02:42.42] máo zéi: áo wū guī yī fǎ!
[02:45.08] lǎo hé shàng: guī yī sēng!
[02:47.74] máo zéi: a guī yī sēng!
[02:51.10] hé shàng: zhè biàn shì fó jīng lǐ zhù míng de sān guī yī gù shì.
[02:55.48]七秀:你那是三皈依,我这却有四皈依,要不要听?[03:02.42]和尚:何谓四皈依?[03:05.53] qī xiù: shǒu shēn guò lái.
[03:10.08] hé shàng: āi...
[03:12.09] fāng zhàng: tú ér.... nà nǚ shī zhǔ zǒu le?
[03:16.96] hé shàng: shī fū tú ér tóng wǎng cháng yí yàng,
[03:20.34] yǔ tā shuō le fó lǐ. tā biàn huí qù le.
[03:24.01] fāng zhàng: āi... qù sòng jīng bà.
[03:27.94] hé shàng: shì shī fū... wǎng hòu... nà wèi nǚ shī zhǔ zài bú huì lái le.
[03:35.29] fāng zhàng: ó mǐ tuō fú.
[03:38.45] hé shàng: nán wú ó mǐ tuó fú nán wú ó mǐ tuó fú nán wú ó mǐ tuó fú
[03:44.82] nán wú ó mǐ tuó fú nán wú ó mǐ tuó fú nán wú ó mǐ tuó fú
[03:50.49] huí xiǎng
[03:51.00] qī xiù: guī yī fú.
[03:53.01] hé shàng: ā, guī yī fú.
[03:57.21] qī xiù: guī yī fǎ.
[04:00.25] hé shàng: guī yī fǎ.
[04:03.09] qī xiù: guī yī sēng.
[04:06.35] hé shàng: guī yī sēng.
[04:10.05] qī xiù: guī yī xiù gū niáng.
[04:15.36] hé shàng: guī yī... ?
[04:22.01] qī xiù: shuō a, guī yī xiù gū niáng.
[04:38.03] hé shàng: guī yī... xiù gū niáng..
[04:43.88] .