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Yeah, my name is Link, man |
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More well known than 'Lil Wayne |
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Oh you thought my name was Zelda? |
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(That's a fucking girl's name!) |
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I've saved the world like 15 times |
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And saved the princess from demise |
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And I do it all alone |
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With no help and no advice |
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(Hey, look, listen) |
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Hey look listen you fucking annoying fairy |
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I'd rather be forced to listen |
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To constant Katy Perry |
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I think it's about time |
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I got some recognition |
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Don't you think |
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Legend of Zelda? |
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Screw that! |
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Legend of Link! |
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[Chorus] |
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Cause he's the |
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L to the I to the n to the k |
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Wears tights everyday |
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Don't give a damn what you say |
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Got bigger balls than even |
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Evel Knievel and he ain't |
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Gonna stop till the world |
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Is free of evil |
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I'll break all your pots |
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And I best not hear you bitchin' |
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I've got the triforce of courage |
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Bitch |
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So you better listen |
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That's right |
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I'm called the bushwhacker |
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And my bank account's maxed out |
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Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now |
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Can't back down can't slack now |
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The world needs me to attack now |
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Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass |
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For these bombs in castle town |
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Just give me some heart containers |
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And let me spit on my ocarina |
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So I can kick that dumb-ass Ganon |
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All the way to Argentina |
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[Chorus] |
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[Ganon] |
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Yo you low life elf |
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Need a ride up to the north pole |
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Santa's got a thing for elves |
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Gettin' his marriage annulled |
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You really think savin' the princess |
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Will convince me your straight? |
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The uggs and skirt fad is so 2008 |
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[Link] |
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Oh snap! |
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It's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style |
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Batman's cape? Lincoln's beard? |
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Were you dressed by a child? |
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You're a ginger with no soul! |
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And you look like a fucking troll |
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Isn't kidnapping helpless girls |
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Gettin' a little bit old |
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[Ganon] |
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You think Zelda's stupid enough to get |
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Kidnapped so often |
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She runs off into my castle |
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Into my room and begs to get locked in |
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Ya she's sick of your little deku nuts |
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And your girly fairy face |
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L-i-n-k more like |
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L-i-n-Gay |
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[Link] |
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Man you should have been aborted |
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Just like the jersey shore |
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Its a damn lie you told about Zelda |
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'Cause she loves my master sword |
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It's a shame your whole life's been a waste |
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Tryin' to rule Hyrule |
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Cause today will be known as |
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The day you got schooled! |
