| Song | If Music Were Real (Intro) |
| Artist | Smosh |
| Album | If Music Were Real |
| To help keep your lunch, | |
| I've been discrete | |
| Box... [Ian:] | |
| Ahh, this music is terrible! | |
| No one would actually wanna listen to this crap! [Anthony:] | |
| Yeah, but it's just a | |
| Smosh album. | |
| Can you imagine how stupid it would be if | |
| Smosh music was actually real! |