Don't Call Me Dude

	作曲 : Christ, Cummings, Scatterbrain
	Here's my story, sad but true
	About a girl that
	I once knew.
	She broke my heart,
	I became unglued,
	It all started when she called me dude
	Well today
	I leave the psycho ward
	Cause my sentence did conclude:
	I had killed a man with my bare hands
	Because he called me dude
	The jury said that
	I was insane.
	Temporally insane - brain strain.
	But now the doctors say
	I'm A.O.K.
	So I start my new life today.
	This story starts some years ago
	As I vacationed by the sea.
	In the California sunshine
	Just me & my baby.
	I was in love feeling sky high
	When a big blonde lifeguard walked by.
	He looked at her, she looked at him -
	I knew it was good bye.
	He took her by the hand, kicked sand in my face.
	She looked & laughed & said, "Later Dude!"
	They were gone without a trace
	And the waves echoed her laughter
	And her words...
	Yo Later Dude.
	Later that night
	I was in such a bad mood
	Sittin' in a bar drinkin' hard, getting stewed
	Thinkin' 'bout that girl & how 'bout
	I'd been screwed
	When some guy walks in sits next to me & says
	What's up dude!
	I heard the word dude &
	I became unglued.
	Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch
	And put my hands around his neck, and
	I squeezed...
	Don't call me dude!
	So that's how
	I got where
	I am But this ain't where it ends.
	The doctors said they cured me
	I said good bye to my crazy friends.
	I was smiling as
	I left that place
	My life had been renewed.
	The guard at the gate, he stamped my pass
	And he said, "Yo Later Dude!"
	Slowly I turned...

	zuò qǔ : Christ, Cummings, Scatterbrain
	Here' s my story, sad but true
	About a girl that
	I once knew.
	She broke my heart,
	I became unglued,
	It all started when she called me dude
	Well today
	I leave the psycho ward
	Cause my sentence did conclude:
	I had killed a man with my bare hands
	Because he called me dude
	The jury said that
	I was insane.
	Temporally insane brain strain.
	But now the doctors say
	I' m A. O. K.
	So I start my new life today.
	This story starts some years ago
	As I vacationed by the sea.
	In the California sunshine
	Just me my baby.
	I was in love feeling sky high
	When a big blonde lifeguard walked by.
	He looked at her, she looked at him
	I knew it was good bye.
	He took her by the hand, kicked sand in my face.
	She looked laughed said, " Later Dude!"
	They were gone without a trace
	And the waves echoed her laughter
	And her words...
	Yo Later Dude.
	Later that night
	I was in such a bad mood
	Sittin' in a bar drinkin' hard, getting stewed
	Thinkin' ' bout that girl how ' bout
	I' d been screwed
	When some guy walks in sits next to me says
	What' s up dude!
	I heard the word dude
	I became unglued.
	Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch
	And put my hands around his neck, and
	I squeezed...
	Don' t call me dude!
	So that' s how
	I got where
	I am But this ain' t where it ends.
	The doctors said they cured me
	I said good bye to my crazy friends.
	I was smiling as
	I left that place
	My life had been renewed.
	The guard at the gate, he stamped my pass
	And he said, " Yo Later Dude!"
	Slowly I turned...