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Stop, look, listen, learn; your lessons have begun. |
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O.K. school's in session-lesson #1, |
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Inductive, deductive reasoning and thought. |
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It's called logic, are you ready to be taught? |
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It won't take long, you can't go wrong. |
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Use it and you're always right, |
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And don't forget that right is might |
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Shall we move along? |
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If a is b, and b is c, then a is c. |
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See? It's really easy, here we go, |
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For example, here's some samples; we'll start slow: > |
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From war comes peace- |
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Peace is good. |
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Therefore war is good. |
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Let's try another; |
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Johnny blew his head off- |
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Johnny listened to metal. |
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Therefore metal killed |
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Johnny. That's logical, it's settled. |
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Take it from me, now here's the key; |
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Shape the truth to fit your ends, |
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Take the facts then twist and bend to your morality. |
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Twist it-logic; |
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You can justify anything you want. |
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Twist it-logic; |
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You can justify anything at all. |
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Stop, look, listen, learn; isn't logic fun? |
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O.K. one more thing, memorize this one; |
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You're always right- |
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They disagree. |
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Therefor they are wrong. |
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See? It works for them, it works for me, |
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Can work for you |
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I guarantee. |
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Easy as a, b, d or 1 and 1 is 3. |
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Makes a lot of sense to me, |
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Solve any problems that you see- |
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Got it? Good! |
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Shape the truth to fit you ends, |
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Take the facts, then twist and bend. |
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Use it and your always right, |
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And don't forget that right is might- |
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It works I guarantee! |
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Twist it-logic; |
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You can justify anything you want. |
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Twist it-logic; |
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You can justify anything at all. |
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Twist it-logic; |
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You can justify anything at, |
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You can justify anything at, |
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You can justify anything at all |