| 作曲 : 讲究制噪 | |
| 作词 : 讲究制噪 | |
| 编曲：讲究制噪 | |
| 主唱：Monki / DJ Baker @ 讲究制噪 | |
| 和声：Monki / CRAT / DJ Baker @ 讲究制噪 | |
| 录音工程师：CRAT @ Tweaktone labs BJ | |
| 混音工程师：Monki @ MegaWave Studios BJ | |
| 母带工程师：张步若@Tweaktone labs BJ | |
| 封面设计：马征征@恒赐纹身 | |
| Chorus: | |
| 谁是吹牛皮的老大哥 | |
| 怎么出门只骑脚踏车 | |
| 满嘴金牙真的好大颗 | |
| 他说白酒我们随便喝 | |
| Drop： | |
| 您这事不行 | |
| 您内招不灵 | |
| 老大哥不坑兄弟 | |
| 他包治百病 | |
| 您这事不行 | |
| 您内招不灵 | |
| 老大哥不坑兄弟 | |
| 他包治百病 | |
| Monki： | |
| 总是喜欢跟人说不 | |
| 劝说不的人说别 | |
| 噼里啪啦满嘴吐废话 | |
| 像只烂拖鞋 | |
| 他抱怨现在的年轻人好慢 | |
| 都办事脱节 | |
| 又遥想当年他全部都包办 | |
| 履历都罗列 | |
| 让你看 | |
| 你听得不明觉厉 | |
| 但 他不说详细 | |
| 叹 这些个奖励因相信上帝 | |
| 都是命 | |
| 杜撰的故事讲的娓娓动听 | |
| 都是病 | |
| 明明你知道就是纸上弄兵 | |
| Chorus: | |
| 谁是吹牛皮的老大哥 | |
| 怎么出门只骑脚踏车 | |
| 满嘴金牙真的好大颗 | |
| 他说白酒我们随便喝 | |
| Drop： | |
| 您这事不行 | |
| 您内招不灵 | |
| 老大哥不坑兄弟 | |
| 他包治百病 | |
| 您这事不行 | |
| 您内招不灵 | |
| 老大哥不坑兄弟 | |
| 他包治百病 | |
| DJ Baker: | |
| 非觉得自己是条龙吧其实还没人虫儿精 | |
| 娘胎带出来就那一张嘴巴就非得不中听 | |
| 哎 | |
| 要是不帮办事 | |
| 恭喜您板儿就成他的眼中钉 | |
| 什么白纸黑字儿 | |
| 造谣诬陷根本不用分老中青 | |
| 说话从来不算 | |
| 真假他从来不看 | |
| 管什么黑不黑心 | |
| 他玩命的赚 | |
| 口碑就任由它烂 哼 | |
| 老大哥的架子 | |
| 死都必须端好 | |
| 毕竟吃这碗饭 | |
| 放心板儿出岔子 | |
| 看他是非颠倒 | |
| 还得装贼感叹 | |
| Chorus: | |
| 谁是吹牛皮的老大哥 | |
| 怎么出门只骑脚踏车 | |
| 满嘴金牙真的好大颗 | |
| 他说白酒我们随便喝 | |
| Drop： | |
| 您这事不行 | |
| 您内招不灵 | |
| 老大哥不坑兄弟 | |
| 他包治百病 | |
| 您这事不行 | |
| 您内招不灵 | |
| 老大哥不坑兄弟 | |
| 他包治百病 |
| zuo qu : jiang jiu zhi zao | |
| zuo ci : jiang jiu zhi zao | |
| bian qu: jiang jiu zhi zao | |
| zhu chang: Monki DJ Baker jiang jiu zhi zao | |
| he sheng: Monki CRAT DJ Baker jiang jiu zhi zao | |
| lu yin gong cheng shi: CRAT Tweaktone labs BJ | |
| hun yin gong cheng shi: Monki MegaWave Studios BJ | |
| mu dai gong cheng shi: zhang bu ruo Tweaktone labs BJ | |
| feng mian she ji: ma zheng zheng heng ci wen shen | |
| Chorus: | |
| shui shi chui niu pi de lao da ge | |
| zen me chu men zhi qi jiao ta che | |
| man zui jin ya zhen de hao da ke | |
| ta shuo bai jiu wo men sui bian he | |
| Drop: | |
| nin zhe shi bu xing | |
| nin nei zhao bu ling | |
| lao da ge bu keng xiong di | |
| ta bao zhi bai bing | |
| nin zhe shi bu xing | |
| nin nei zhao bu ling | |
| lao da ge bu keng xiong di | |
| ta bao zhi bai bing | |
| Monki: | |
| zong shi xi huan gen ren shuo bu | |
| quan shuo bu de ren shuo bie | |
| pi li pa la man zui tu fei hua | |
| xiang zhi lan tuo xie | |
| ta bao yuan xian zai de nian qing ren hao man | |
| dou ban shi tuo jie | |
| you yao xiang dang nian ta quan bu dou bao ban | |
| lv li dou luo lie | |
| rang ni kan | |
| ni ting de bu ming jue li | |
| dan ta bu shuo xiang xi | |
| tan zhei xie ge jiang li yin xiang xin shang di | |
| dou shi ming | |
| du zhuan de gu shi jiang de wei wei dong ting | |
| dou shi bing | |
| ming ming ni zhi dao jiu shi zhi shang nong bing | |
| Chorus: | |
| shui shi chui niu pi de lao da ge | |
| zen me chu men zhi qi jiao ta che | |
| man zui jin ya zhen de hao da ke | |
| ta shuo bai jiu wo men sui bian he | |
| Drop: | |
| nin zhe shi bu xing | |
| nin nei zhao bu ling | |
| lao da ge bu keng xiong di | |
| ta bao zhi bai bing | |
| nin zhe shi bu xing | |
| nin nei zhao bu ling | |
| lao da ge bu keng xiong di | |
| ta bao zhi bai bing | |
| DJ Baker: | |
| fei jue de zi ji shi tiao long ba qi shi hai mei ren chong er jing | |
| niang tai dai chu lai jiu na yi zhang zui ba jiu fei dei bu zhong ting | |
| ai | |
| yao shi bu bang ban shi | |
| gong xi nin ban er jiu cheng ta de yan zhong ding | |
| shen me bai zhi hei zi er | |
| zao yao wu xian gen ben bu yong fen lao zhong qing | |
| shuo hua cong lai bu suan | |
| zhen jia ta cong lai bu kan | |
| guan shen me hei bu hei xin | |
| ta wan ming de zhuan | |
| kou bei jiu ren you ta lan heng | |
| lao da ge de jia zi | |
| si dou bi xu duan hao | |
| bi jing chi zhe wan fan | |
| fang xin ban er chu cha zi | |
| kan ta shi fei dian dao | |
| hai de zhuang zei gan tan | |
| Chorus: | |
| shui shi chui niu pi de lao da ge | |
| zen me chu men zhi qi jiao ta che | |
| man zui jin ya zhen de hao da ke | |
| ta shuo bai jiu wo men sui bian he | |
| Drop: | |
| nin zhe shi bu xing | |
| nin nei zhao bu ling | |
| lao da ge bu keng xiong di | |
| ta bao zhi bai bing | |
| nin zhe shi bu xing | |
| nin nei zhao bu ling | |
| lao da ge bu keng xiong di | |
| ta bao zhi bai bing |
| zuò qǔ : jiǎng jiū zhì zào | |
| zuò cí : jiǎng jiū zhì zào | |
| biān qǔ: jiǎng jiū zhì zào | |
| zhǔ chàng: Monki DJ Baker jiǎng jiū zhì zào | |
| hé shēng: Monki CRAT DJ Baker jiǎng jiū zhì zào | |
| lù yīn gōng chéng shī: CRAT Tweaktone labs BJ | |
| hùn yīn gōng chéng shī: Monki MegaWave Studios BJ | |
| mǔ dài gōng chéng shī: zhāng bù ruò Tweaktone labs BJ | |
| fēng miàn shè jì: mǎ zhēng zhēng héng cì wén shēn | |
| Chorus: | |
| shuí shì chuī niú pí de lǎo dà gē | |
| zěn me chū mén zhǐ qí jiǎo tà chē | |
| mǎn zuǐ jīn yá zhēn de hǎo dà kē | |
| tā shuō bái jiǔ wǒ men suí biàn hē | |
| Drop: | |
| nín zhè shì bù xíng | |
| nín nèi zhāo bù líng | |
| lǎo dà gē bù kēng xiōng dì | |
| tā bāo zhì bǎi bìng | |
| nín zhè shì bù xíng | |
| nín nèi zhāo bù líng | |
| lǎo dà gē bù kēng xiōng dì | |
| tā bāo zhì bǎi bìng | |
| Monki: | |
| zǒng shì xǐ huān gēn rén shuō bù | |
| quàn shuō bù de rén shuō bié | |
| pī lǐ pā lā mǎn zuǐ tǔ fèi huà | |
| xiàng zhǐ làn tuō xié | |
| tā bào yuàn xiàn zài de nián qīng rén hǎo màn | |
| dōu bàn shì tuō jié | |
| yòu yáo xiǎng dāng nián tā quán bù dōu bāo bàn | |
| lǚ lì dōu luó liè | |
| ràng nǐ kàn | |
| nǐ tīng dé bù míng jué lì | |
| dàn tā bù shuō xiáng xì | |
| tàn zhèi xiē gè jiǎng lì yīn xiāng xìn shàng dì | |
| dōu shì mìng | |
| dù zhuàn de gù shì jiǎng de wěi wěi dòng tīng | |
| dōu shì bìng | |
| míng míng nǐ zhī dào jiù shì zhǐ shàng nòng bīng | |
| Chorus: | |
| shuí shì chuī niú pí de lǎo dà gē | |
| zěn me chū mén zhǐ qí jiǎo tà chē | |
| mǎn zuǐ jīn yá zhēn de hǎo dà kē | |
| tā shuō bái jiǔ wǒ men suí biàn hē | |
| Drop: | |
| nín zhè shì bù xíng | |
| nín nèi zhāo bù líng | |
| lǎo dà gē bù kēng xiōng dì | |
| tā bāo zhì bǎi bìng | |
| nín zhè shì bù xíng | |
| nín nèi zhāo bù líng | |
| lǎo dà gē bù kēng xiōng dì | |
| tā bāo zhì bǎi bìng | |
| DJ Baker: | |
| fēi jué de zì jǐ shì tiáo lóng ba qí shí hái méi rén chóng ér jīng | |
| niáng tāi dài chū lái jiù nà yī zhāng zuǐ bā jiù fēi děi bù zhōng tīng | |
| āi | |
| yào shì bù bāng bàn shì | |
| gōng xǐ nín bǎn ér jiù chéng tā de yǎn zhōng dīng | |
| shén me bái zhǐ hēi zì ér | |
| zào yáo wū xiàn gēn běn bù yòng fēn lǎo zhōng qīng | |
| shuō huà cóng lái bù suàn | |
| zhēn jiǎ tā cóng lái bù kàn | |
| guǎn shén me hēi bù hēi xīn | |
| tā wán mìng de zhuàn | |
| kǒu bēi jiù rèn yóu tā làn hēng | |
| lǎo dà gē de jià zi | |
| sǐ dōu bì xū duān hǎo | |
| bì jìng chī zhè wǎn fàn | |
| fàng xīn bǎn ér chū chà zǐ | |
| kàn tā shì fēi diān dǎo | |
| hái dé zhuāng zéi gǎn tàn | |
| Chorus: | |
| shuí shì chuī niú pí de lǎo dà gē | |
| zěn me chū mén zhǐ qí jiǎo tà chē | |
| mǎn zuǐ jīn yá zhēn de hǎo dà kē | |
| tā shuō bái jiǔ wǒ men suí biàn hē | |
| Drop: | |
| nín zhè shì bù xíng | |
| nín nèi zhāo bù líng | |
| lǎo dà gē bù kēng xiōng dì | |
| tā bāo zhì bǎi bìng | |
| nín zhè shì bù xíng | |
| nín nèi zhāo bù líng | |
| lǎo dà gē bù kēng xiōng dì | |
| tā bāo zhì bǎi bìng |
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